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Most Cringeworthy Line In "A Milli"

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they can't all be zingers...

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Like a menstrual I bleed 10
On some faggot bullshit call him Dennis Rodman 6
Even Gwen Stefaawwwwni say she couldn't doubt me 5
The Bible told us every girl was sour 5
I don't "o u" like two vowels 4
I be the shit now you got loose bowels 2
"The tablet of my mind" 1
Tougher than Nigerian hair 0
You like a bitch with no ass, you ain't got shit 0
C3...3 Peat 0


― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 14 November 2008 15:18 (seventeen years ago)

"I don't "o u" like two vowels", Stefani line second.

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 14 November 2008 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

Even Gwen Stefaawwwwni say she couldn't doubt me

― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 14 November 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

I never got why everyone hated the Stefani line. It's cute '80s-style throwback, plus makes me think of Gwen Stefani.

I'm leaning toward "like a menstrual".

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 14 November 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i voted for "Like a menstrual I bleed"

― sum 41 dude (some dude), Friday, 14 November 2008 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

venereal disease like a menstrual bleed :/

though there is something so-wrong-it's-right about it

― lex pretend, Friday, 14 November 2008 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

The Bible told us every girl was sour

this is my fav line in this joint

― some dude'n'em (and what), Friday, 14 November 2008 15:26 (seventeen years ago)

yes they can all be zingers

― I wanna apologize 2 Jeret Leto for fron (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Friday, 14 November 2008 16:23 (seventeen years ago)

hahahaha

― any major some dude will tell you (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 14 November 2008 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

I be the shit now you got loose bowels

^^any wayne line about shitting/pissing

― t-t-totally some dude (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 November 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

you mean 40% of Carter III?

― Catsupppppppppppppp some dude 茄☺蕃☺ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 14 November 2008 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

yes

― t-t-totally some dude (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 November 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

otm

― Catsupppppppppppppp some dude 茄☺蕃☺ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 14 November 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

Carter Number 2

― Catsupppppppppppppp some dude 茄☺蕃☺ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 14 November 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

― The Otto Mann from the hilarious Springfield Elementary school bus (some dude), Friday, 14 November 2008 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

on a tangential note Kanye's "how it feel to wake up and be the shit and the urine" on "Swagga Like Us" is probably my least favorite lyric of the year

― Funky Buddha Lounge (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 14 November 2008 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

I dunno, Kanye's other gross-out Wayne-biting verse from "Go Hard" ("first I spin around and vomit, then I shit up on it") might be even worse.

― she ain't shy no more she changed her username to some dude's bitch (some dude), Friday, 14 November 2008 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

god, i mean i like the carter III and everything but it's lasting influence is going to end up being every rapper trying to autotune slur "momma dadda poo poo caca" rhymes on everything i guess

― any major some dude will tell you (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 14 November 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

LOL

― Catsupppppppppppppp some dude 茄☺蕃☺ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 14 November 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

dedication 3's now up on the dj drama website

― t_g, Friday, 14 November 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

my kids will love that, any mention of poo is met with hardy gales of laughter among the 4-7 set

xp to matt

― Edward III, Friday, 14 November 2008 19:34 (seventeen years ago)

apparently among the ilxor set as well

― Edward III, Friday, 14 November 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

I am voting for the "Lil Wayne, World's Worst Gynecologist" line, though I believe there are more cringeworthy lines that aren't even options here

― nabisco, Friday, 14 November 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

"Me Chinese
me play joke
me go pee-pee
in your Coke"

http://jesusheartsmusic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/lil-wayne.jpg

― any major some dude will tell you (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 14 November 2008 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

^^ i always wonder what he's thinking when he makes that face for photographers

― she ain't shy no more she changed her username to some dude's bitch (some dude), Friday, 14 November 2008 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

he is thinking "look at my periodontium, LOOK AT IT"

― nabisco, Friday, 14 November 2008 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

"I'm not ill, but does it look I have gingivitis or anything?"

― nabisco, Friday, 14 November 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

My suspicion has always been that the Dennis Rodman line is aimed at himself.

― launch me into spaaaaaaaaaaace (The Reverend), Friday, 14 November 2008 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

just caught this line on the second song off d3

"i'm so hip-hop like two bunnies"

― t-t-totally some dude (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 November 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

IM A YOUNG BUNNY BILLIONAIYRE

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― she ain't shy no more she changed her username to some dude's bitch (some dude), Friday, 14 November 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

All of the options are embarrassing examples of what lyrics should not ever be, so it's a draw.

― Vision, Friday, 14 November 2008 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

"Even Gwen Stefaawwwwni say she couldn't doubt me"

Hurr-hurr. See what he did there? Gwen Stefani? No Doubt? Get it?

Man I fucking hate this song.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 15 November 2008 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

best beat of my generation destroyed by wackness

― Albert Jeans (Hurting 2), Saturday, 15 November 2008 03:37 (seventeen years ago)

^^ i always wonder what he's thinking when he makes that face for photographers

― she ain't shy no more she changed her username to some dude's bitch (some dude)

He's thinking he's a horse and he runs in open fields.

― Moka, Saturday, 15 November 2008 08:17 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Monday, 17 November 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

"Me Chinese
me play joke
me go pee-pee
in your Coke"

i seriously expect him to drop this line in the not too distant

― H-O-O-S yes i guess i could steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 17 November 2008 00:27 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Justice has been served

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 01:11 (seventeen years ago)

I'm glad to see "the tablet of my mind" got a vote.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 01:12 (seventeen years ago)

this song had a cringeworthy line?

― Kevin Keller, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 03:51 (seventeen years ago)

haha nice one ^^^

― _/(o_o)/¯ (deej), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 04:18 (seventeen years ago)


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