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Killian Murphy: I think this forum has been a little lacklustre of late, too. Needs a few bold claims and controversial statements to give it a kick up the arse. Any volunteers?
Saltine-ass crackers have no place in the music business. Get rid of them all and let Black People do all the music.

― Lord Custos 2.0 beta, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Goddamn this HTML is mangled. What I mean't to say is that this thread is a continuation of

Aaargh!

― Lord Custos X, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry, It won't let me frigging hyperlink. I got the idea from the "I Hate Music" thread posted by user "Time For Trouble".

― Lord Custos X, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

this html is indeed a mess

― Ron, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Streets is little more than Jimmy Pop Ali on downers.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Somebody post a hyperlink. See if it's just me thats screwed up.

― Lord Custos X, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pop

― cuba libre (nathalie), Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, its probably just my browser freaking out again. (or my proxy, or my firewall, or my virus-detection, or my Parkinsons Disease.)

― Lord Custos X, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Saltine-ass crackers have no place in the music business. Get rid of them all and let Black People do all the music."

This is much better.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

andrew wk is the most amazing musician ever.

― dyson, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That ROCKist list thing deserves wider publicity around here.

― Jeff W, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The main reason all these critic-types like all this electronic-based music is because it has no objective criteria for excellence, nor any agreed-upon subjective criteria, meaning you can praise or damn whatever worthless twaddle or godlike genius you like without fear of looking like you don't actually know what you're talking about.

― John Darnielle, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...
SAWII needs more guitar solos

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 8 August 2003 18:22 (twenty-three years ago)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

the best music I know is the sound of my wang against an overturned cardboard box on the hottest day of the year.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Well...that takes care of percussion...but what do you do for the brass section?


Never mind...don't answer that!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)


lord c.e., i'm officially slain. nice work!
m.

― msp, Friday, 8 August 2003 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Casting *Ressurection*
msp: *cough cough*
Custos: Yaaay! I offically un-slayed msp!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 8 August 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

This is not controversial enough.
Controversial assertions:
* Guided by Voices is better than The Rolling Stones.
* Ludacris and Busta Rhymes need to fight to the death. The Winner gets to keep the title as "Worst Hairdu in Hip Hop History"
* Elton John and Marilyn Manson are actually the Same Person!

Discuss.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 8 August 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Mr. Warner performing "Your Song" on solo piano is a very terrifying but very intriguing thought.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 8 August 2003 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Cornrows are mullets for black people.

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Friday, 8 August 2003 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Does this mean that Mullets are Cornrows for rednecks?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:50 (twenty-three years ago)

fassy

― sean g, Friday, 8 August 2003 23:52 (twenty-three years ago)


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