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Killian Murphy: I think this forum has been a little lacklustre of late, too. Needs a few bold claims and controversial statements to give it a kick up the arse. Any volunteers?
Saltine-ass crackers have no place in the music business. Get rid of them all and let Black People do all the music.

Lord Custos 2.0 beta, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Goddamn this HTML is mangled. What I mean't to say is that this thread is a continuation of

Aaargh!

Lord Custos X, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, It won't let me frigging hyperlink. I got the idea from the "I Hate Music" thread posted by user "Time For Trouble".

Lord Custos X, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

this html is indeed a mess

Ron, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Streets is little more than Jimmy Pop Ali on downers.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Somebody post a hyperlink. See if it's just me thats screwed up.

Lord Custos X, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pop

cuba libre (nathalie), Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, its probably just my browser freaking out again. (or my proxy, or my firewall, or my virus-detection, or my Parkinsons Disease.)

Lord Custos X, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Saltine-ass crackers have no place in the music business. Get rid of them all and let Black People do all the music."

This is much better.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

andrew wk is the most amazing musician ever.

dyson, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That ROCKist list thing deserves wider publicity around here.

Jeff W, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The main reason all these critic-types like all this electronic-based music is because it has no objective criteria for excellence, nor any agreed-upon subjective criteria, meaning you can praise or damn whatever worthless twaddle or godlike genius you like without fear of looking like you don't actually know what you're talking about.

John Darnielle, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
SAWII needs more guitar solos

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 8 August 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

the best music I know is the sound of my wang against an overturned cardboard box on the hottest day of the year.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Well...that takes care of percussion...but what do you do for the brass section?


Never mind...don't answer that!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 8 August 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)


lord c.e., i'm officially slain. nice work!
m.

msp, Friday, 8 August 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Casting *Ressurection*
msp: *cough cough*
Custos: Yaaay! I offically un-slayed msp!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 8 August 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

This is not controversial enough.
Controversial assertions:
* Guided by Voices is better than The Rolling Stones.
* Ludacris and Busta Rhymes need to fight to the death. The Winner gets to keep the title as "Worst Hairdu in Hip Hop History"
* Elton John and Marilyn Manson are actually the Same Person!

Discuss.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 8 August 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr. Warner performing "Your Song" on solo piano is a very terrifying but very intriguing thought.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 8 August 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Cornrows are mullets for black people.

Mike Taylor (mjt), Friday, 8 August 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Does this mean that Mullets are Cornrows for rednecks?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 8 August 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

fassy

sean g, Friday, 8 August 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)


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