1. How you ain't gon' FUCK? Bitch I'm me.
2. I make n****z eat dirt and fart dust/Then give you a eighty dollar gift certificate to Pussies 'R Us
3. I got people scared as FUCK like when condoms break
4. You see I live a life filled with chicken and malt liquor/And women that are real life scratch'n'sniff stickers
5. Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm high as giraffe pussy
― i'm whine btw (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 27 November 2008 07:49 (seventeen years ago)
whiney may I have certificate?
― yellowcard holds the text of a yellow card warning (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 27 November 2008 07:50 (seventeen years ago)
waht?
― i'm whine btw (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 27 November 2008 07:51 (seventeen years ago)
6. stop, drop, kaboom, baby rub on ya nipples
― racist (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 27 November 2008 07:53 (seventeen years ago)
7. ludacris yeah i keep a glock/ in case you like to leak a lot
― racist (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 27 November 2008 08:02 (seventeen years ago)
8. Cadillac GRILLES, Cadillac MILLS, check out the oil my Cadillac SPILLS
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 27 November 2008 08:05 (seventeen years ago)
9. i got a whip like miracle/ ludacris lyrical, FOOL
― racist (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 27 November 2008 08:17 (seventeen years ago)
i have a crush on ludacris
― oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:09 (sixteen years ago)
just fyi
― oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:10 (sixteen years ago)
the best
― Mr. Yah (J0rdan S.), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:35 (sixteen years ago)
"bitch i'm me" is about as funny as a human can be in the space of 3 words tho
― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Monday, 23 November 2009 04:38 (sixteen years ago)