Unjustly Vilified. The critical consensus is WRONG!

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Sometimes, the critics and illiterati of the music press orgasmically gush praise onto mediocre records while they heap scorn on albums that really reaalllly reaaaallllly deserve their undivided attention. These critics must be culled. And the red-headed-stepchild records must be accorded the respect they deserve.
This thread is your chance to diss the overrated and uphold the glory of the underdog.

Here's some undeniable facts.
Gish is loads better than Siamese Dream
Bob Dylan is loads better than The Times They Are a Changin'
Their Greatest Hits is loads better than Hotel California
Ghost in the Machine is loads better than Synchronicity and
Vs is loads better than Ten

Lord Custos X, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And these are courtesy of Colin Larkin:
For Brothers in Arms read the debut, Dire Straits
For Rumours read Fleetwood Mac or better still, Then Play On
For Hotel Bloody California read Desperado
For Bat out of Hell read...well there isn't pme actually.
For Bridge Over Troubled Waters read Bookends

Source: Virgins All-Time Top 1000 Albums, 1998 edition.

Lord Custos X, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Custos, NONE of those albums are any good!

Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Diamond Dogs is loads better than Station to Station
Chew on that one.

Lord Custos X, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bat out of hell rules.

Billy D, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bloodflowers is better than Faith.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Sensual World is better than The Hounds of Love
Blue Sky Mining is better than Red Sails in the Sunset

Lord Custos X, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'a storm in heaven' not 'urban hymns' 'songs in the key of life' not 'innervisions' 'jordan:the comeback' not 'steve mcqueen' 'fear of black planet' not 'a nation of millions' 'de la soul is dead' not '3 feet high + rising' 'up' not 'reveal' 'reckoning' not 'murmur' 'six' not 'attack of the grey lantern'

piscesboy, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the sensual world ? you're joking i assume.

('this woman's work' doesn't count cause it was on 'she's having a baby' soundtrack first)

piscesboy, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

metal machine music is better than new york

Queen of the Mentalist Gs, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

New ILM is better than Old ILM!

Jeff W, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(I was going to "prove" (ha ha) the statement above by linking to the previous thread on exactly this subject but I cannot find it)

Jeff W, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Lord Custos X is better than Lord Custos Beta 2.0

mark s, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bloodflowers is better than Faith.
Are you feeling okay, Dan?

Sean Carruthers, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yerself is Steam and Boces are way better than that crap Mercury Rev album that got all those people liking them (Deserter's Songs I think it was called).

haloist, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Although, those M Rev albums weren't/aren't at all vilified, so perhaps that isn't a good fit for the topic.

haloist, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'fear of black planet' not 'a nation of millions'
I would've thought Fear of a Black Planet was the more critically acclaimed of the two.

haloist, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Muse Sick In Hour Mess Age is better than either.

this thread's been done before, and Lord Custos you own the last 2 responses to it!

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you feeling okay, Dan?

I feel fine. I spent some quality time last week comparing both albums and, while Faith is excellent, Bloodflowers is better-constructed and maintains a more-consistent mood. Bloodflowers is not better than Pornography or Disintegration (despite the negative things I've said about "Closedown", Disintegration is and always will be a remarkable album), but I like it more than Faith, Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me and Wish.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Lick My Decals Off, Baby - not Trout Mask Replica.
On the Beach - not Tonight's the Night.
Time Fades Away - not Live Rust.
Sticky Fingers - not Exile on Main Street. (alright - no one ever maligned Sticky Fingers - but Exile sucks next to it.)
Nervous Breakdown - not Damaged.

Dave225, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm positive there was another thread even more the same as this one than the one Tracer links to - and then a complementary thread on the lines of "totally in accordance with popular/critical opinion/consensus" but I'm blowed if I can find either. Where is N. when you need him?

Jeff W, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Answer: still fully occupied with JADE threads

Jeff W, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Say "No" to Murmur, say "Yes" to Reveal

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Gorillaz is better than Love and Theft.

Nate Patrin, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, fine. Albums by the same artist then.

Led Zeppelin III is better than Led Zeppelin IV.
Quadrophenia is way way way better than Tommy and reasonably better than Who's Next.
Return of the Boom-Bap is better than Criminal Minded.
Sandinista! is better than The Clash.
Bleach is better than Nevermind and I'm not just being indie nerd boy OK?
Any Beatles album is better than Sgt. Pepper's.
Loaded is better than The Velvet Underground and Nico and White Light/White Heat... combined.

Nate Patrin, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

isn't anything is better than loveless.
*ducks objects thrown at head*
less controversially: crooked rain, crooked rain over slanted and enchanted.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh and rock action is better than cody, rapid, young team, or any of that other crap.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and Hello Nastyis better than Licensed To Ill, as well.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and Ill Communication is better than Check Your Head too.
Mellon Collie and Adore are better than Siamese Dream.

dog latin, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And Check Your Head is better than Paul's Boutique.

Jordan, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and Ill Communication is better than Check Your Head too

No way. You gottta back this one up.

Mark, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

promenade > casanova stranded > for your pleasure country life > people would have you believe dazzle ships > architecture & morality after murder park > new wave go-kart mozart > back in denim

jamie, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mark the reason is because get it together is their only good song!!

ethan, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ethan speaks truth, although "Intergalactic" works surprisingly well as a bootleg rap.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Death Certificate > AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted, Reckoning > Murmur, any Beatles album > Abbey Road, Vitalogy > Ten, Shot of Love > Love and Theft, PreMillenium Tension > Maxinquaye, Midnite Vultures & Mellow Gold > Odelay, Houses of the Holy > Led Zeppelin IV, Brighten the Corners & Wowee Zowee > Slanted and Enchanted & Crooked Rain, Crooked Reign, Efil4ziggan > Straight Outta Compton, Tunnel of Love > any Springsteen album with "Born" in the title, Bossanova > Doolittle, Songs About Fucking > Automator, Bend Sinister > Hex Enduction Hour, Homogenic > Post or Vespertine, Bedtime Stories > Ray of Light, Da Capo > Forever Changes, Wild Honey > Smile.

J Blount, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Gorillaz is better than Love and Theft.
Obviously this rum is getting to my head. I am hallucinating

cuba libre (nathalie), Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

piscesboy msi right on, but i would say 'fables of the recontstruction' over 'murmur'.

storm in heaven and the first three eps, everything else verve is crap.

keith, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wild Honey > Smile

He sneaked this last one in here as a joke, guys.

Dirty Mind > 1999

Keiko, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mark the reason is because get it together is their only good song!!

What about "Stand Together"?

Mark, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha ha, yeah. Dirty Mind > 1999 isn't much of a stretch, it's like saying Revolver > Rubber Soul (both true by the way). Batman OST > the Black Album on the other hand...

J Blount, Tuesday, 28 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

NOTHING AT ALL > any Kruder and Dorfmeister
And I wouldn't place CODY very far under Rock Action, though both are > Young Team.

Leee, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

music by madonna = bettah than lots of things ppl say it is not bettah than

mark s, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes "fear of a black planet" > any other rap including "it takes a nation of millions .." (that was earlier and less jam-packed) -- star wars age people will inevitably accept death star /space invaders superiority

"in through the out door" > lz1, lz2 and presence

"conqistador" > "unit structures"

"daydream nation" > anything else by sonic youth (in The Wire "primer" David Keenan pretends not to be able to "get into" this album out of all of them so that he can heap praise on all that subsequent dire SY pacemaker rock)

"maggot brain" > supposedly mind-blowing 1st and 2nd albums

voice crack is better with borbetomagus, and borbetomagus is better with voice crack or any one else

many coltrane albums were experiments done quickly as time ran out and so in some cases they were each vastly different from each other in lot's of different ways, but he was alwaysstuck in the same harmonic straightjacket for his entire career

schoenburg > webern

George Gosset, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh yeah, "Warning"'s better than "Dookie".

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha yeah man rap began and ended with public enemy

ethan, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"I feel fine. I spent some quality time last week comparing both albums and, while Faith is excellent, Bloodflowers is better- constructed and maintains a more-consistent mood. Bloodflowers is not better than Pornography or Disintegration (despite the negative things I've said about "Closedown", Disintegration is and always will be a remarkable album), but I like it more than Faith, Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me and Wish."

More Consistent mood than Faith? But how?

Flowersdie, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think he's saying rap peaked with Public Enemy- which is a more understandable if still kinda stale assertion (what about Wu/2Pac/Nas/Outkast/etcetc).

Nate Patrin, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(Well, maybe not Nas- but if I said Common I'd get laughed at)

Nate Patrin, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Common > The Beatnuts

zebedee, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the sensual world ? you're joking i assume.
Of course I'm not. The Hounds of Love, as good as it is, is too much of a diffuse, tinny cartoon. The Sensual World has 5 monster tracks, better production and it starts out with Kate essentially condensing the Molly Bloom Soliloquoy into a 3 minute popsong. And she sounds like she's mastrubating while she's singing the song. You just cannot top that.

Lord Custos X, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Lord Custos X is better than Lord Custos Beta 2.0
Aren't you glad we went through all that beta testing and fixed all the bugs?

Lord Custos X, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Tracer: this thread's been done before, and Lord Custos you own the last 2 responses to it!
Not exactly the same subject. That was Band A > Band B; this is Unjustly Hated Album A > Unjustly Loved Album B.
...you own the last 2 responses...
1 0WN3D U 4LL! B0W D0WN B3F0R3 L0RD CUST0S!!!!

Lord Custos X, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ok multi-layered dual/multi-position musically and politically _peaked_ yes, with the "who stole the soul" and "Af-Am-phobia" central divide, the "right about now" thing

ie "in 1995 you'll [still be into what this record is doing]" is still true in 2002 -- ie this record will not date politically unless the major political problems it concisely addresses are dealt to

eg the "Hollywood ending" of Oscars for two leading blacks tied to the Portier life-time achievement Oscar -- the speeches were all about "we're still trying to get there, we're not there yet" -- as a New Zealander seeing the suprise on those actors faces when they got their Oscars and the uphill battles that Berry in particular aluded to was to me validating "Burn Hollywood ..", a song which I had previousley thought was slightly extreme ('though it seemed right) -- i didn't think things could be that bad in that movie industry until i started trying to count blacks in movies -- i don't live in L.A. andd i don't understand the fear of riots over OJ if found guilty -- i don't understand the rodney king riots creating communities turning on themselves and looting each other -- and there goes hollywood patronising the public as badly as ever on Oscar night

eg black vinyl with "right about now" between side one and two, just like the track "there's a riot going on" way back "When ?"

eg the admission that this band PE had to almost be like a political party with serious body guard protection -- a PR campaign, almost reminded me of throbbing gristle -- the blueprint for rap collectives came from pe

no other rappers have laid it all down quite so thickly, have communicated it so musically elegantly -- that album has an extra layer of samples/noise/information that i haven't heard elsewhere -- to me it's musically a one-off

ok they got to the issues and raised them in a PR coup, handled the record company like the clash, zeroed in on all that symbolism (public enemy, target, etc.) without coming across as inarticulate punks and have never adopted the metaphor so common in rap that the rapper is the man, he's got the stuff -- no flav admits he can't do it -- he got problems of his own -- who's the man ? go to the man ?

what i mean by that is public enemy didn't get to where they are the way IceT did -- no bragging about gold watches (flav's backwards cheap timepiece is so cool) -- no bravado, no degradation of women

these PE rappers aren't out to be seen to be bad as if it's cool, they're just aware that they won't be liked for what they're pointing out

maybe you can only raise these issues once when music is the vehicle - - even Public Enemey seem to have run shorter on policy with some of their records, but they were the first to get to those issues in getting them over in a _really_ interesting musical way, with music/symbols, not just beats -- no bullshit, no sleaze, no machismo, ok PE might just mock that kind of behavior but they aren't recommending it

yeah i just think there's like the beatles (first), the stones (first), joy division(first) etc. each to their respective areas that they heped build and define -- that's where Public Enemy have been first, and getting attention with the first albums and rolling out the second, "the bomb"/"darkstar" at critical mass time, PE alone and first were the ones to get afro-american feeling out to the rest of the world in a 21st century kind of way

George Gosset, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)


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