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Warren Zevon was the greatest non-rap lyricist ever. Fact.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
I saw a werewolf drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's and his hair was perfect 15
Little old lady got mutilated late last night 10
I'd like to meet his tailor 6
He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amok in Kent 3
I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walking with the Queen, doin' the werewolves of London 2
Ah-hooo, werewolves of London 2
You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out, Jim 1
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand, walking through the streets of Soho in the rain 1
He was looking for aplace called Lee Ho Fooks 1
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair 0
Werewolves of London again 0
You hear him howling around your kitchen door, you better not let him in 0
Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen, doin' the werewolves of London 0
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein 0
Werewolves of London draw blood 0


Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Sunday, 30 November 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

"Little old lady" for the rhythmic changeup it provides.

staggerlee, Monday, 1 December 2008 01:36 (seventeen years ago)

some of the best phrasing ever in rock on this track - I'll take "I'd like to meet his tailor" just for how it's always just a little surprising, even when you know it's coming.

J0hn D., Monday, 1 December 2008 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

I'll take "I saw a werewolf drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's and his hair was" just for the audience shouting out "perfect!"

deusner, Monday, 1 December 2008 02:32 (seventeen years ago)

I love the version of this on Stand In The Fire when Zevon screams out...

"You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out! AND HE'S LOOKING FOR JAMES TAYLOR!"

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 1 December 2008 02:39 (seventeen years ago)

"little old lady"

wind and wtfering (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 1 December 2008 04:19 (seventeen years ago)

Probably the wrong place to mention that new Kid Rock song that samples Werewolves and makes it sound like "Sweet Home Alabama".

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 1 December 2008 04:30 (seventeen years ago)

i went for "tailor" too. just barely over "hairy-handed gent who ran amok in kent."

tipsy mothra, Monday, 1 December 2008 04:31 (seventeen years ago)

AH-HOOOOOOO!!

The Saving Grace of Gospel House (The Reverend), Monday, 1 December 2008 04:37 (seventeen years ago)

Settle down, slick.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Monday, 1 December 2008 05:01 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, it's "hair was perfect" vs "I'd like to meet his tailor."

Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 December 2008 05:03 (seventeen years ago)

"I'd like to meet his tailor," but "Draw blood" is a great thrown-off exclamation.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Monday, 1 December 2008 08:41 (seventeen years ago)

Also, the presence of Mick Fleetwood and John McVie on this, and of "Lindsey and Stephanie" on the preceding Warren Zevon album, should help make the guy welcome to Fleetwood Mac fans who've slept.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Monday, 1 December 2008 08:44 (seventeen years ago)

This song is so great for karaoke. You get to howwwwwwwllllll.

monkey bonkers (╓abies), Monday, 1 December 2008 09:38 (seventeen years ago)

"his hair was perfect", man!

Ioannis, Monday, 1 December 2008 11:32 (seventeen years ago)

this morning I'm thinking "you better stay away from him" is underrated - as stating-the-obvious goes, "it'd be best to stay away from the werewolf" vies mightily for Most Obvious Statement Ever, but Zevon delivers it like "you're probably thinking of coming up to that dude, so, like, don't"

J0hn D., Monday, 1 December 2008 14:51 (seventeen years ago)

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How? Explain how. Besides the sweet home alabama melody, they are NO WAY alike. He did not rip off Warren Zevon at ALL! Kid Rock's version is about spending his summer in Northern Michigan with his girl. THis shit talks about fuckin werewolves. If you say kid rock stole this entire song, your a fuckin idiot. They both took the melody of sweet home alabama, but hell a bunch of songs do. Dip shit.

dat dude delmar (and what), Monday, 1 December 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

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songs good, even though he copied it off of kid rock's song

dat dude delmar (and what), Monday, 1 December 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

Misty Mundae = Georgina Baillie?

DavidM, Monday, 1 December 2008 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

I loved Warren Zevon, until I read his biography "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead." What a miserable bastard he was.

And he didn't even write this song by himself, he co-wrote it and then stiffed the poor dude who he wrote it with. When the guy asked for his money, Zevon told him he'd never perform the song live again, saying "You killed the golden goose." What an asshole.

kornrulez6969, Monday, 1 December 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

Lon Chaney, Jr.!!!

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 1 December 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

littalolatagotmutilatalatalaaasnite

ellaguru, Monday, 1 December 2008 20:00 (seventeen years ago)

yeah he was apparently an asshole, but it's not like his songs exactly hide that fact. he sort of specialized in being an entertainingly self-aware asshole.

tipsy mothra, Monday, 1 December 2008 22:12 (seventeen years ago)

(which differentiated him from his cali-rock buddies only in his self-awareness.)

tipsy mothra, Monday, 1 December 2008 22:12 (seventeen years ago)

i mean, if you put the eagles, fleetwood mac, jackson browne, linda ronstadt and warren zevon in a room together, picking the biggest asshole is going to be a solomonic task.

tipsy mothra, Monday, 1 December 2008 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

this songs been stuck in my head for awhile lately

deej, Monday, 1 December 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

Worst line, easy: "stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out, Jim."

The use of names-otherwise-unrelated-to-the-song (particularly "Jim") to fulfil prosodic requirements (see also: "If You Fall In Love" by Steve Earle) is a sign of rot setting in.

o/w unimpeachable.

staggerlee, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 05:37 (seventeen years ago)

"I'd like to meet his tailor" is worthless without the grunt.

Passenger 57 (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 05:40 (seventeen years ago)

I like those "Jim" in songs - I wish there were more "Mac"s though.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 05:49 (seventeen years ago)

Possibly alone I went for "he was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fooks" coz my dad made us find it the last time he was in London. We actually ate a different place though, as it didn't look that good.

Also like the bit where he goes "ip!".

Enrique (Raw Patrick), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 09:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 4 December 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

The whole song is great

Bill Magill, Thursday, 4 December 2008 01:29 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 5 December 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

seven months pass...

I'd like to meet his tailor

cank sunny ade (The Reverend), Friday, 10 July 2009 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

The word for the variety of lung cancer that caused Zevon's death-- "mesothelioma"-- scans perfectly into any number of places in this this song.

M.V., Saturday, 11 July 2009 09:45 (sixteen years ago)

this

M.V., Saturday, 11 July 2009 09:46 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

No piano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-hFyjfc-gs

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 8 April 2011 01:37 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

first pop song my son has ever specifically requested to hear. he calls it "the awoo song."

some dude, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

five years pass...

I got the FLACs, they transcoded flawlessly and all the metadata was perfect.

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imago, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 14:05 (eight years ago)

three years pass...

Is "little old lady got mutilated late last night" the most phonetically pleasing lyric ever written?

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 19:39 (four years ago)

Belated vote for "werewolves of London again." Something about that line consistently cracks me up and I can't explain why.

Lily Dale, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 19:44 (four years ago)

like it's a tiresome nuisance

"there go those dang werewolves of london again! this used to be a nice neighborhood!"

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 19:47 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrjSqK7xPLE

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 19:49 (four years ago)

xp yeah exactly! And that he goes from "I saw a werewolf" to "oh yeah, another werewolf mutilation, what can you do?" like um Warren I think you left out a key part of the story here.

Lily Dale, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 19:59 (four years ago)

"hairy handed gent" has always been a very underrated line imo. imagine youre writing the lyrics to werewolves of london, what kind of brain comes up with that combo of words as a way to describe a werewolf. just a wonderfully strange choice

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 20:24 (four years ago)

"six people in a nursing home across the lake have a novel coronavirus"

"oh yeah, another 1,300 deaths a day, what can you do"

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 20:28 (four years ago)

I think I mentioned this on another thread once - the Kidz Bop version of the song changes the line to something like, "Little old lady got quite a scare the other night..."

Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf (CBTL) stan (morrisp), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 20:28 (four years ago)

"Little old lady got quite a scare the other night...

Absolute sacrilege to the incredible alliteration that prompted me to revive. My faith in Kidz Bop deeply shaken

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 20:47 (four years ago)

Also shocked that "Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair" got no votes. What a fantastic line.

Lily Dale, Thursday, 13 May 2021 01:12 (four years ago)

What is Kent like? Is it a bit like Kentish town?

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 13 May 2021 01:44 (four years ago)

Is "little old lady got mutilated late last night" the most phonetically pleasing lyric ever written?

It really is a marvel. You have all those L's, the repeated LAY sound in lady-'lated-late, the last three words all end on T's. Perfect phrase.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 13 May 2021 02:05 (four years ago)

That is my favorite lyrical line ever, in a song full of gems. The "Lon Chaney/Lon Chaney Jr." couplet must have in some way inspired Kanye's "she got a light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson/got a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson."

henry s, Thursday, 13 May 2021 12:33 (four years ago)

In the Crystal Zevon book, she reveals that Zevon, LeRoy Marinell and Waddy Wachtel each wrote one verse of the song, but I don't remember who wrote which.

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 13 May 2021 16:21 (four years ago)


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