i write to you from inside woomera detention camp

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ahh! stupid westerners. you sit around on computer all day talking these stuffs about what is "indie" and what is not. meanwhile i am in woomera detention centre. i tell you, if i do not get high speed internet connection i will sew my dick to my asshole!

― Muhammud Muhammud, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ethan?

― J Blount, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*sigh*

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

as if

― ethan, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but what's the music like? And have you ever watched Prisoner? You guys should go on more hunger stirkes if they don't agree to show it on tv there

― Queen G of the 7th Ass, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

we only get angry and jump into razor wire when group inspection run into Neighbours time.

― Muhammud Muhammud, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, but guys - if you wanna watch letterman, you have to stop trashing the dorms ok?

― Queen G of the 7th Ass, Friday, 31 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i tell you, if i do not get high speed internet connection i will sew my dick to my asshole!
Reread your Qur'an. Sewing thy dick to thy asshole is an affront to the Will of Allah. If I had wanted your dick to be near your asshole, it would migrate there without your intervention.
― Allah, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hence to Jahannum to all Infidels with their manmeat sewed to their bungholes.
― Allah, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

allah can't seem to close his tags. some omnipotence.

― jess, Saturday, 1 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

watch it jess - last time someone questioned allah's html skills, they got a fatwah in their inbox

― Queen G of the 9th Seal of the revelation of Dubya's Ass, Sunday, 2 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mentalism lives!

― Dan Perry, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Can someone please close that italics tag before I get pissed and write a sequel to The Satantic Verses

― Lord Custos X, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Begone foul Italics tag.

― Lord Custos X, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thats better. Now where were we?
So, Muhammud Muhammud (if that is your reeeaalll name...) What did you do to deserve incarceration in Woomera? Do something unnatural with a wallaby at the Melbourne Zoo?

― Lord Custos X, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

there's nothing unnatural about wallabies

― Queen G of the copas mundiales, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Wallaby love/Love so wallaby/Holding you close to me/Baby I surrender..." - excerpt from _Force MDs: The Lost Years_

― Dan Perry, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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