Most LOL line by Tim Dog on "I Get Wrecked" poll

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oh Timmy...you crazy.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Don't eat Spam or no types of ham 4
RAAAAAARGH! 3
You must be on a can of dope and dog food 2
don't be late for school, FOOL 2
I'll eat that ass that's word is born 1
I'm suckin your girl while your ass in school 1
I'll eat tracks shit it out with Ex-Lax 1
Coming from the butcher shop 1
listen to the hip-hop while others slip-slop 0
You thought I fell off? You're smokin somethin 0
You thought I was soft? You on dope or somethin 0
Chopped, say stopped FAH! stay stopped STOP! 0
You actin real rude 0
don'tcha know I'm Tim Dog dude? 0
So go ahead and flex, if you got next 0
But when I get the mic I get wreck 0
So come on, come on, come on, come on 0
Fuck with KRS and the Dog and get chopped 0
Shazam, hot damn, thank you ma'am 0
Kickin MC's in the face like Van Damme 0
I'm the man with lyrics that jam 0
Tenderoni rappers, means your homicide 0
Toyin non-believers, here's the menace side 0
Genocide, come inside, you're goin on a murder ride 0
I'm energetical theoretical copacetical alphabetical hypothetical 0
yeah that is COOL! 0
no I'm not a fool 0
Takin you to school 0
Wack MC's I just tax 0
Till they hit the tip-top now it's time to get props 0
Fool, why bother drool, cause I'm too cool 0
Bitch ass niggaz step aside 0


M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:30 (sixteen years ago)

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:32 (sixteen years ago)

oops do this instead

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

I'll eat tracks shit it out with Ex-Lax

his album with Kool Keith is great

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

don't be late for school, FOOL

Seanadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago)

RAAAAAARGH!

Edward III, Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago)

So terrible. Even "Fuck Compton" was wack despite the sentiment. Poor Tim.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago)

I heard he's so bad he can whip superman's ass

Edward III, Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:42 (sixteen years ago)

i can't hardly pick...this is great for the whole "i'm gonna pretend to be super lyrical rakim style for second just by rhyming a bunch of random big words" stylee:

I'm energetical theoretical copacetical alphabetical hypothetical

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

I'm energetical theoretical copacetical alphabetical hypothetical

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, December 11, 2008 9:48 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

Actually one of his better lines.

Mexican Sleeping Pill, Thursday, 11 December 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago)

You must be on a can of dope and dog food

This is the strangest bite of Big Daddy Kane's "so whatcha want, huh? dope or dog food?"

my name is crap jones (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, 11 December 2008 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

You must be on a can of dope and dog food

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 11 December 2008 23:06 (sixteen years ago)

this just looks weird on paper but it's phrasing with how he says it is beyond bizarre LOL

Chopped, say stopped FAH! stay stopped STOP!

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 11 December 2008 23:10 (sixteen years ago)

So terrible. Even "Fuck Compton" was wack despite the sentiment. Poor Tim.

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, December 11, 2008 4:41 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what is the status of killfile

uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 12 December 2008 04:09 (sixteen years ago)

don'tcha know I'm Tim Dog dude

^^this is gaining fast for me, mostly cuz of how he says it so offhand like it's just FYI

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 12 December 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 19 December 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

In fairness to Tim Dog, KRS' verse is pretty fucking wack/lolzful as well.

Mexican Sleeping Pill, Friday, 19 December 2008 01:05 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago)


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