Don't POLL On Meeee (It's Gonna POLL): REM's "Lifes Rich Pageant"

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Ladies and gentlemen, the only vote that matters!

Poll Results

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"Fall on Me" – 2:50 16
"Cuyahoga" – 4:19 12
"These Days" – 3:24 6
"Begin the Begin" – 3:28 4
"I Believe" – 3:49 4
"Superman" (Gary Zekley, Mitchell Bottler) – 2:52 4
"Just a Touch" – 3:00 3
"Swan Swan H" – 2:42 3
"The Flowers of Guatemala" – 3:55 2
"What If We Give It Away?" – 3:33 1
"Underneath the Bunker" – 1:25 0
"Hyena" – 2:50 0


Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 December 2008 00:28 (seventeen years ago)

Rejected titles: "I Am, I Am, I Am SuPOLLman" and "CuyaPOLLga"

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 December 2008 00:28 (seventeen years ago)

And, for reference:

TS: R.E.M.'s "Life's Rich Pageant" vs "Document"

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 December 2008 00:29 (seventeen years ago)

CUYAHOGA CUYAHOGA CUYAHOGA CUYAHOGA

I think you chose the poll title just fine, Dr. Casino. The alternatives would have been far worse. Does this mean a hard rain's gonna fall, though?

Beehive Reptile (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 15 December 2008 00:36 (seventeen years ago)

Just a touch.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 December 2008 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

This has the best one-two-three of any R.E.M. album post-Murmur.

Voted for "Flowers of Guatemala" over "Begin the Begin" and "Fall On Me" -- love Buck's solo and Berry's Mo Tucker imitation.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 15 December 2008 00:44 (seventeen years ago)

Why do you people have to ASSUME I have this on my iPod? Do you know what I went through with Murmur the other night? I decided I had to rip it from vinyl because I'm insane. Then I ended up purchasing the damn thing on iTunes anyway so I could have the bonus tracks. And now you have to throw THIS album at me. Sigh. STOP!

Beehive Reptile (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 15 December 2008 00:47 (seventeen years ago)

For me this album is about the rockers, and I include "Fall On Me" in that category... this begins a string of REM albums where the slow songs largely bore me to tears, with a few exceptions.

So my first round would be:

"Begin the Begin" – 3:28
"Fall on Me" – 2:50
"Hyena" – 2:50
"I Believe" – 3:49
"Just a Touch" – 3:00
"Swan Swan H" – 2:42
"Superman" (Gary Zekley, Mitchell Bottler) – 2:52

...which are all pretty great, just fantastic showcases of a rock band at the peak of their cohesion, just playing together and sounding great. Mike Mills is just awesome on this record - but I have to very, very narrowly take it from "Superman" and give it to "Fall On Me," maybe Stipe's best vocal performance ever and the band is hitting on all cylinders. Love the way they milk the chorus JUST enough times that you're always ready to hear the song again. The whole "don't fall on me DON'T FALLLLLLLLLL" - gets me every time, and Bill Berry just NAILS it too.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 December 2008 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

"Fall On Me" remains Stipe's favorite song.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 15 December 2008 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

Hunted danced and sang
Take a picture here
Take a souvenir

Beehive Reptile (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 15 December 2008 01:06 (seventeen years ago)

HYENA

please make it stop

Beehive Reptile (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 15 December 2008 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

I only do one of these every two weeks, so if you save a little of your pocket money every day you can keep up!

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 December 2008 01:09 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahaha <3

Beehive Reptile (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 15 December 2008 01:11 (seventeen years ago)

Still to go - Chronic Town, Reckoning, Document, Green, Dead Letter Office, Automatic, New Adventures, Reveal, Around the Sun, Accelerate, and a miscellaneous b-sides and oddities poll. So we'll be somewhere in June by the time I launch the ultimate CLASSIC STYLE ILX POLL for R.E.M. Quiver in anticipation!

(Note, I will consider the rogue Murmur poll legit but still maintain sadface about it.)

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 December 2008 01:13 (seventeen years ago)

This is tough. At the time I first heard this record (1989?) it would have been "These Days" but now "Just a Touch" takes it -- maybe because it represents a different path R.E.M. could have taken, but didn't. Probably for the best, but this is a hell of a song. "Let's put our heads together and start a new country up. Our fathers'fathers' fathers tried. Erased the parts they didn't like." is the best lyric on this record and "Cuyahoga" is their best political song.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 15 December 2008 01:42 (seventeen years ago)

Dr. Casino, if you do a Chronic Town poll, the whole universe might explode. Are you aware of this?

Beehive Reptile (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 15 December 2008 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

Hmmm, should have timed that one for New Year's instead of this one then.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 December 2008 01:46 (seventeen years ago)

I'm voting "Superman" because it's fun to sing it at karaoke while staring at a hot girl.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 15 December 2008 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ equally awesome cover

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 December 2008 01:52 (seventeen years ago)

soup soup soup soup soooooooooperman, yeahhhh

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 December 2008 01:52 (seventeen years ago)

Cuyahoga narrowly beats Fall On Me.

This is the best REM album.

Matt DC, Monday, 15 December 2008 01:54 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^^^TRUTH BOMB INCOMING^^^^

Beehive Reptile (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 15 December 2008 01:57 (seventeen years ago)

Holy shit @ that Pac "Superman" cover.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 15 December 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

I still love Murmur the most, but oh God this is tough -

What Matt DC said.

2for25, Monday, 15 December 2008 02:46 (seventeen years ago)

As far as I'm concerned, "Begin the Begin" and "These Days" are just one long song, because I'm incapable of playing one without playing the other.

Hideous Lump, Monday, 15 December 2008 03:07 (seventeen years ago)

"Fall On Me" duh.

Geir Hongro, Monday, 15 December 2008 12:28 (seventeen years ago)

Their best 80s album apart from the first two.

Geir Hongro, Monday, 15 December 2008 12:28 (seventeen years ago)

Begin the Begin, but all 3 opening tracks really. incredible start to an album.

i agree that this is the best REM album.

Millennium Ducats (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 December 2008 13:19 (seventeen years ago)

Love this album, as Dr. Casino mentioned, for the rockers, but voted for "Swan Swan H," which circa 1990 I used to pore over trying to figure out what the hell he was talking about. Still love that song and this whole album.

deusner, Monday, 15 December 2008 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

"The Flowers of Guatemala" over "Begin The Begin". It's REM's first power ballad! And an honest to goodness guitar solo! With bells! The title suggests something political, probably about US military involvement in Central America, but the lyric seems to be about poisonous mushrooms. Is this love or is it confusion? Never mind. I still don't really get the politics, but the mystery is typically REM. It's one of my five favorite REM songs.

Euler, Monday, 15 December 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.jcu.edu/chemistry/naosmm/2007/11031952Fire.jpg

Passenger 57 (rogermexico.), Monday, 15 December 2008 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

Begin the Begin

kornrulez6969, Monday, 15 December 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

Hahahaha (xpost)

"Superman" for me

Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 15 December 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

Wait, Doctor Casino, you only like the rockers on this, and therefore your list of favorites goes SEVEN LONG without including "These Days?"

nabisco, Monday, 15 December 2008 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

Just never really stuck with me.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 December 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

The guitar solo on the Flowers of Guatemala is really something special.

Matt DC, Monday, 15 December 2008 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

Voted for "I Believe" but really I could vote for anyone of these

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 15 December 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

I really do hate "Swan Swan H," though.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 15 December 2008 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

Listening to this record right now, turned UP, and the rockers really just kill, every one of them. "These Days" is way better than I think of it as being, and "I Believe" is sharp as a tack. This is like Stipe's Wise Indian album -

When I was young and full of grace
And spirited - a rattlesnake
When I was young and fever felled
My spirit, I will not tell
You're on your honor not to tell

I believe in coyotes...

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

And man, from the opening bars I'm wondering if I should have voted for "Superman," which, cover or not, is one of the most sublime pop songs they ever put out. This must have brought the house down back in the day. God bless Mills.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

Please do the CHRONIC TOWN POLL
Please do the CHRONIC TOWN POLL
Please do the CHRONIC TOWN POLL
Please do the CHRONIC TOWN POLL
Please do the CHRONIC TOWN POLL
Please do the CHRONIC TOWN POLL
Please do the CHRONIC TOWN POLL
Please do the CHRONIC TOWN POLL
Please do the CHRONIC TOWN POLL

Bimble Is Still More Goth Than Your MIDNITE POWERTOOLS (Bimble), Saturday, 20 December 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

I heard Cuyahoga in my head this morning. Getting impatient for the results of this one...

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 29 December 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

voted Cuyahoga. I was singing it the other day, too.

landfill spectre (wanko ergo sum), Monday, 29 December 2008 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

"fall on me" ftw, but i voted "these days" because it may be underloved. (and i think part of what makes "fall on me" work is the clamorous lead-in of "these days.")

tipsy mothra, Monday, 29 December 2008 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

(this is undoubtedly the r.e.m. album i have listened to the most over the years.)

tipsy mothra, Monday, 29 December 2008 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

Am also impatient for the results, may start shortening these to a week and a half. It's just nice to catch the stragglers and lurkers. Will launch the next, highly-anticipated poll hot on the heels of these results tho!

Doctor Casino, Monday, 29 December 2008 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

poll hot
hot poll
poll hot
hot poll

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 29 December 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

(this is undoubtedly the r.e.m. album i have listened to the most over the years.)

this

but still cuyahoga... intro was the first thing I played on a bass lol

butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Monday, 29 December 2008 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

They have a lot of fans, they also have a lot of long term (quite fanatical, murmurs.com members, and so on) fans who are genuinely not bothered anymore.

Master of Treacle, Friday, 1 July 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

That's probably true, but I think there's a tendency to see that demographic as defining their audience more than it does.

timellison, Friday, 1 July 2011 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

One of the best examples of a band who have fanatical followers of very distinct periods, and almost equally scathing of others, whilst remaining loosely 'fans'

This is way beyond Reveal, this is going back to Out of Time, the Warners thing and even when the vocal and drums got louder. At least 3 or 4 very distinct periods.

The one area most people seem to agree is that the songwriting has gone downhill.

Master of Treacle, Saturday, 2 July 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I still question that. You do encounter that opinion a lot in reading reviews.

timellison, Saturday, 2 July 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

Or not even there, really, with the last two albums. A lot of reviewers mention something negative about Around the Sun.

timellison, Saturday, 2 July 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

would be surprised to learn that the majority of REM's fans, even their younger fans, genuinely prefer the last 3 or 4 albums. would not, by way of contrast, be shocked to learn that this was true of U2. but anything's possible, i suppose, and getting most of your data points from critics can certainly tend to skew your view of things...

Looking for that #Swagu? (contenderizer), Saturday, 2 July 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

Preferring other albums is different than stating that "for years, the overwhelming emotion provoked by their ongoing career seems to have been disappointment."

timellison, Saturday, 2 July 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

The problem is or was that, from an early stage, REM was very 'of the canon' with Murmur and so on. And they've been that way more of less until this last decade.

Add to that, despite a few 80s fan getting off the boat (only realising this in retrospect JUST HOW MANY re. various 'fansites', it certainly wasn't millions) with the early 90s stuff, I and many others of a similar age got on the wagon and most music fans of a similar bent LOVED the supposed Q-magazine fodder, multi-platinum stuff. It was only with the commercial decline that all kind of criticisms seemed to come out, some new, some old.

Master of Treacle, Sunday, 3 July 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

My question is, who's actually buying newly released REM albums? I mean, I am! But at the same time I'm firmly in the "love Chronic Town through Out of Time, occasionally listen to Monster + New Adventures" camp, and I buy mostly out of a sense of loyalty (though certainly I thought Accelerate and Collapse Into Now had more to offer than the three before that.)

As for the new release: looks like some of these are pre-Chronic Town songs, long available at the "Live at Tyrones" tape -- are these those recordings, or did they record versions of these in the LRP sessions? "Wait," in particular, is superb, kind of REM does Buddy Holly. Also, "Bad Day" is a great song; why they never recorded it and then cannibalized it for "End of the World As We Know It" I'll never understand. Rereleasing it is just good sense, not desperation.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 3 July 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

Remaster streaming here:

http://www.spin.com/articles/exclusive-album-rems-lifes-rich-pageant

timellison, Thursday, 7 July 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

Sounds nice, but I've at least listened to clips of the other remasters and this is the first one where I didn't feel like there was some kind of substantial sonic revelation to it.

Did give me a renewed appreciation for Side Two, though. The stretch of three songs that ends the album is really using album space in a creative way, and a way they hadn't before.

timellison, Friday, 8 July 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

OK, I'm totally wrong! Listening to the clips of the old version on iTunes and yeah, the new one is definitely fuller sounding.

Wow, big difference.

timellison, Friday, 8 July 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

Still, I think the thing with the remasters of Murmur and Reckoning was not just that they were fuller sounding but the improved clarity and definition. And the Fables one made the guitars sound so good!

timellison, Saturday, 9 July 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/15625-lifes-rich-pageant-25th-anniversary-edition/

piscesx, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

nine years pass...

This is like Stipe's Wise Indian album

This was a very stupid comment by me, sorry y'all.

this honking's on a bobo (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 March 2021 20:00 (four years ago)

lol

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 March 2021 20:03 (four years ago)

two years pass...

i love this album so much. i have the best vinyl copy of it and i am blasting it right now. i wish you could hear how good it sounds. it fills me with joy. also probably my fave stipe lyrics of any rem album. my kinda surreal americana. wish more people did that. fuck with the desert. but maybe not like jim morrison. no offense to jim.

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 February 2024 15:35 (two years ago)

second. still my fave of theirs, even though i was a teen chronic town snob. i remember walking into strawberries at like, downtown crossing in boston the day it dropped and getting it.

a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 05:14 (two years ago)

Many of their gnarliest riffs, and a blast to listen to.

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 05:37 (two years ago)

fly to carry each his burden

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 18:11 (two years ago)

can we get some love for Flowers of Guatemala? i have always really loved that song and probably posted the same thing upthread but i feel like it deserves more votes than 2!! tough competition i guess.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 18:45 (two years ago)

americana

"Night wings her hair chains
Here's your wooden greenback sing
Wooden beams and dovetail sweep
I struck that picture ninety times
I walked that path a hundred ninety
Long, low time ago, people talk to me"

on paper at least, this is legit the closest thing to Syd Barrett anyone has done

A street taco cart named Des'ree (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:01 (two years ago)

No votes for Hyena makes me sad, the urgency in the verses in that tune.

Maresn3st, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:21 (two years ago)

"Flowers" is so Velvet-y. And I love that simple guitar solo.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:22 (two years ago)

nights unfurl at the opening, in the final act of the beginning of time

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 21:29 (two years ago)

"some bone chains and tooth...picks" kills me every time.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:25 (two years ago)

Trust in your calling, make sure your calling's true
Think of others, the others think of you
Silly rule golden words make
Practice, practice makes perfect
Perfect is a fault and fault lines change

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:26 (two years ago)

Swan Swan Hummingbird is the one here that still gives me chills, great album

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:27 (two years ago)

we are all free now

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:28 (two years ago)

i don't even actually know all the words. i sing along anyway. i just love how they sound. and "begin the begin" is one of the all time great opening tracks. its amazing.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:28 (two years ago)

pretty sure they used "what noisy cats are we"on a t-shirt design back in the day

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:29 (two years ago)

and "Superman" my god

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:30 (two years ago)

SWAHN SWAHN HUMMINGBIIIIIRD is the only track I don't get :/

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 22:36 (two years ago)

one year passes...

this album is one goddamn classic after another. how can they be so sincere and idealistic without seeming naïve or simple. (i know the answer, it's because michael stipe is an absolute master.) naming a fav REM album is like having to pick between my children but i think LRP is the answer with greater frequency than any other.

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 24 October 2025 19:06 (four months ago)

backing vocals are so fucking good on this (and they make "Fall on Me" a deserving winner)

WHAT IS IT UP IN THE AIR?

lakini's juice newton (theStalePrince), Saturday, 25 October 2025 03:31 (four months ago)

FLY TO CARRY EACH HIS BURDEN
WE ARE YOUNG despite the years

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 25 October 2025 12:27 (four months ago)

(this is undoubtedly the r.e.m. album i have listened to the most over the years.)

― tipsy mothra, Monday, December 29, 2008 5:42 PM (sixteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Still true!

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 25 October 2025 12:40 (four months ago)

his has the best one-two-three of any R.E.M. album post-Murmur.

Voted for "Flowers of Guatemala" over "Begin the Begin" and "Fall On Me" -- love Buck's solo and Berry's Mo Tucker imitation.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 25 October 2025 12:56 (four months ago)

missed this poll but would've voted for "i believe"

some dude, Saturday, 25 October 2025 14:43 (four months ago)

This is one of the very first albums I ever listened to that wasn't a "new" album, which didn't seem significant at the time but kind of does now in light of how much music I've since listened to. I borrowed Eponymous at the same time (both from the local library), thinking it was very possible the compilation would cover most of my needs, but I put LRP on and yes indeed it was one great track after another. It was like WTF how is only ONE track on the ostensible "best of" album?

birdistheword, Saturday, 25 October 2025 15:19 (four months ago)

this album is one goddamn classic after another. how can they be so sincere and idealistic without seeming naïve or simple. (i know the answer, it's because michael stipe is an absolute master.) naming a fav REM album is like having to pick between my children but i think LRP is the answer with greater frequency than any other.

― Lavator Shemmelpennick

there’s otm, then there’s OTM

it’s funny to look at the poll results because every single one got robbed

z_tbd, Saturday, 25 October 2025 15:30 (four months ago)

I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract

otm

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 25 October 2025 15:32 (four months ago)

Still my go-to REM album. "Superman" got lots of play by my kids.

Gerald McBoing-Boing, Saturday, 25 October 2025 16:50 (four months ago)

https://remhq.com/news/michael-shannon-jason-narducy-friends-announce-lifes-rich-pageant-tribute-tour/

omar little, Saturday, 25 October 2025 17:39 (four months ago)

I saw the Fables tribute that they did earlier this year and it was fantastic (and Stipe joining them during the encore for Pretty Persuasion was a nice treat). Got my tickets for this one and very much looking forward to it.

early rejecter, Saturday, 25 October 2025 18:46 (four months ago)

It's hilarious and awesome that Shannon's making a real gig of this.

Among the reasons I love "These Days" is that it's a great showcase for Bill Berry's drumming, he is really on it — pushing at the beat coming out of the gate and then sitting back into it, but still with the engine revved. The most underrated band member, though I guess that's often true of drummers. He was comfortable/conversant with punk/postpunk energy but also really tuned into the lyricism of the songs. (Not even mentioning his invaluable vocals and songwriting of course.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 25 October 2025 19:51 (four months ago)

I Believe!

timellison, Saturday, 25 October 2025 20:31 (four months ago)

I wonder if they’ll do all 15 albums?

birdistheword, Saturday, 25 October 2025 21:42 (four months ago)

I would stop at Green.

Psychocandy Apple Grey (Pyschocandles), Saturday, 25 October 2025 22:12 (four months ago)

The most underrated band member, though I guess that's often true of drummers.

He’s the only member on the cover!

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 26 October 2025 23:38 (four months ago)


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