favorite dj khaled moments of 2008

1. jumping off the bridge in the rick ross video
2. "karaoke"/"karaoke" video (YALL SOME KARAOKE FUCK NIGGAS; "A.K.A. SHIT ON NIGGAS DOT COM" etc)

the rev: he is like the hoosteen of rap

^lol

Hmm.

OK, let's rise to the challenge.

Lame-o female announcer, harsh, quasi-Ibiza synths, a very straightforward, uncomplicated beat...not promising much thus far. His flow is monotonous; almost mumbled; it's hard to actually pick up what he's saying. I'll go back to the start of the verse and listen more closely.

OK, it seems to be composed mainly of US place-names. So far, so inspired.

UGH, clean vocals in the chorus are LAME. I know that self-aggrandisement is one of the tenets of hip-hop, but these guys are witless and artless. They have no wordpley, no style.

This video is shit as well. Is it some sort of parody? At one point (2:26), two of Khaled's minions appear to be trying to hump each other.

This second verse is a slight improvement; the synths are less garish. Quit with the bass drum already, though!

The dude they recruit to do the outro has a more interesting flow. He's clearly the talented one. Still no great shakes, though.

― Just got offed, Thursday, 16 August 2007 19:50 (1 year ago) Bookmark

2007 obv

3. orchestrating the "out here grindin" video including the monumental boosie/fireball scene

4. "I'M GOIN IN" aka something i yell all the time for my own amusement

sry guize aim isn't letting me back on

5. I'M THE HOOD MAESTRO

6.

especially 0:49-0:54

7. hearing dj khaled do a radio drop for the mcdonalds dollar menu. "AFTER I TAKE A BITE OF THE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER, I LOOK AT IT, AND ALL I SEE IS MORE BITES"

the rev: he is like the hoosteen of rap

lol wtf is this

i am out here grindin fwiw

he's just a v. positive and enthusiastic dude

"I would usually scream all over this intro, but I'm a let my friends tell you.

"WE THE BEST SEASON HAS RETURNED"

also just in general i love that weird sorta surprised/excited look he has on his face at all times

8. using my promo copy of WE THE BEST as an emergency ice scraper

lool

"We Got This" (DJ Khaled feat. Trey Songz, Ace Hood, Birdman, Young Jeezy & Lil Wayne)

new single eventually

pretty bittersweet about the inclusion of mmts

i'll be surprised if Jeezy and Wayne are still on the final version, it was hilarious how "Out Here Grindin" kept shedding its big names until the album was like strictly B-list stars

yeah, i think there was something fishy there, cuz they were like "oh, wayne couldn't make it to the video shoot, so we dropped him!" which doesn't really make that much sense to me esp because wayne shows up for every single video, even like "official girl" or that song where david banner sampled his "lollipop" vocals and he didn't even have a verse

there was an amusing wayne interview circa the C3 release where the talked about how many songs he'd been dropped from after recording verses that were leaked before their 'official' releases -- i'm guessing a lot of people ask for verses then the label nixes it when it's time to clear it and they see how much the invoice is for

i mean LW talks about how he chages everybody -- “I wouldn’t do a song for my sister for less than $75,000" -- but that can't be true, can it? do Playaz Circle have that kind of money to throw around for a remix that gets spins for like 2 days and then disappears?

yeah he def does favors, unless glasses malone is in possession of a lil wayne/birdman blowjob photo

and if i was a label exec and i heard some sub-"i can't believe it" warble mush i'd probably drop him too

goes without saying but MMTS has to be >>> another Akon hook

i'd prefer t-pain but i'm surprised that it's not jeremih or something

favorite dj khaled moment of 2009:

http://seanpercival.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/b5fdhu1-453x302.jpg

There are some early rumors that the driver of the white Bentley car chase in Los Angeles is DJ Khaled from Miami.

Update: It appears the driver shot himself and may be dead on the scene.

http://seanpercival.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/3268272141_8cefbf33481.jpg

lol i forgot about that

there's a whole thread for it

dj khaled in ==SLOW Speed Pursuit== wtf

was originally chris brown instead of dj khaled

Authorities this afternoon had not officially identified the man, but family members and Los Angeles police sources said he was Mustafa "Moe" Mustafa

best name ever

mustafa mustafa is pretty great but mustafa moe mustafa just kills it

dj khaled's real name is khaled khaled fwiw

btw

In his albums, Khaled usually provides "shoutouts" that assert his representation of "the ghetto" and urges people to listen.[7]

Do you think before he was a DJ his nickname was Khaled "Khal" Khaled?

http://www.mysites.nl/upload/logo/logo_108542.jpg

lmao

http://usershare.net/kyetbkwnvmsi

2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)

In his albums, Khaled usually provides "shoutouts" that assert his representation of "the ghetto" and urges people to listen.[7]

― rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Monday, July 13, 2009 1:38 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark

this is so far and away my favorite wikipedia fact that i would be content with them shutting down the whole site and just having this posted in plain type when you went to "wikipedia.org"

man... when i took summer classes i would bring my computer cuz they were 2 hours long & i needed some entertainment... and i remember exactly what we were talking about on the day that this thread was going on cuz when i read that sentence on wiki i was trying to stifle genuine rofl laughter and i sounded like such a jackass in this dead silent class

man this song is trash

& the chorus doesn't even make sense -- t-pain says that they always keep their hands up and then chants "up! down! up! down!" etc -- makes me wonder if him and akon only write barely sensical choruses because they are too lazy or because that's kind of just part of the legacy of the dj khaled musical oeuvre

If all you do is win, it doesn't matter if the hook makes sense.

that's what i figured

what happens if t-pain & dj khaled were to face off in some sort of competition? would the loser end up walking around miami in a zombie-like daze after having their core belief totally shattered at the hands of a former confidant?

I think T-Pain does things other than win, this is just Khaled who only wins.

love how the last line in luda's verse doesn't have enough syllables

i saw this thread title and was hoping sarge had started this thread today

good concept for a story

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2010-04-22/music/dj-khaled-still-the-best/1

pretty disappointed w/ how it turned out (allowing for the fact that obv dj khaled is going to give you retarded quotes), i.e. ending on some "well, yeah, duh..." non-ending like "at least he won't be working at mcdonalds!!" and spending the whole story speculating on the current power & cache of dj khaled without trying to get any other sources on record that might help enlighten us on the situation (i.e. instead of saying that khaled is "seemingly ill-defined" as president of def jam south and leaving it at that, w3sthoff could've, idk, asked some people [incl khaled!] what khaled's role was there and how it's going and what he does etc) -- in general i'm not a fan of this guy at all tho

good concept for a story

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2010-04-22/music/dj-khaled-still-the-best/1

pretty disappointed w/ how it turned out (allowing for the fact that obv dj khaled is going to give you retarded quotes), i.e. ending on some "well, yeah, duh..." non-ending like "at least he won't be working at mcdonalds!!" and spending the whole story speculating on the current power & cache of dj khaled without trying to get any other sources on record that might help enlighten us on the situation (i.e. instead of saying that khaled is "seemingly ill-defined" as president of def jam south and leaving it at that, w3sthoff could've, idk, asked some people [incl khaled!] what khaled's role was there and how it's going and what he does etc) -- in general i'm not a fan of this guy at all tho

my bad

so "all i do is win" is inexplicably close to being his biggest hit ever

all he does is win win win no matter what

otm

OMG DJ KHALED RAPS ON THE "ALL I DO IS WIN" REMIX THIS IS PROBABLY A SIGN ON THE COMING APOCOLYPSE

THIS IS REALLY THE BEST AND WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE ENTIRETY OF HUMAN EXISTENCE

I AM THE BEAST
FEED ME RAPPERS OR FEED ME BEATS

RED LIGHT
RED LIGHT
STOP YOUR RUMORS

khaled is the emcee for the BET awards tonight

intro of the "Foolish" remix is so epic and also autotune birdman too

love that song

oh shit. i totally forgot about this:

OMG DJ KHALED RAPS ON THE "ALL I DO IS WIN" REMIX THIS IS PROBABLY A SIGN ON THE COMING APOCOLYPSE

― BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Saturday, July 17, 2010 7:03 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
THIS IS REALLY THE BEST AND WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE ENTIRETY OF HUMAN EXISTENCE

― BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Saturday, July 17, 2010 7:04 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so true

just got a hundred of that brown paper bag money

saw this in the children's clothing section of target:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3nGEwdR2slo/TXlG4PkaBMI/AAAAAAAACt4/2mLU8x0uIMc/s1600/sheen%2Bwinning%2Bshirt%2Bat%2BTarget.jpg

"Well, me and Rick Ross had been talking about working together solo," he told MTV News about the song. "We had actually done something before with 'So Sick and Tired' with DJ Khaled, but this was one of those ones it needed a boss on it."

lol even someone who was on "Fed Up" doesn't remember what that shitty song was called

http://instagram.com/p/UuEyJeru6B/

http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2013/07/dj-khaled-proposes-to-nicki-minaj-on-mtv/

http://instagram.com/p/dIMaV4Lu1D/

I appreciate your KhaledWatch!

it's been a good Year In Khaled imo

http://m.imgur.com/wg5P7W2

"urges people to listen"

kahled promoting the "suffering from success" meme has been one of the best things to happen on instagram this year

http://instagram.com/p/fUQcELLu-E/

this album is pretty good

i thought it was pretty terrible, aside from maybe "never surrender." khaled's 1st album > 2nd album > everything since then.

http://instagram.com/p/l_JQrREoFx/

Dear God this promo video

http://postargram.com/photos/p/2lkm

DJ Khaled's Finga Licking Is the Best New Restaurant in America

DJ Khaled hyping shrimps

Creating the top memes of 2016 on Snapchat. 🔑🔑🔑

Khaled gonna Khaled.

DJ Khaled has been on a tour of Saudi.

He's posted over 20 videos on his IG promoting Saudi.

In this video, he promotes "The Line," a new city MBS is trying to build.

Saudis who refused to leave their homes to make way for it have been executed and some sentenced to death. pic.twitter.com/LHswvmuhzk

— Yashar Ali 🐘 یاشار (@yashar) December 4, 2022

I mean he's got to be one of the dumbest people in entertainment.

Worst album cover of 2022, full stop.

https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b273b1038aaf26f4c6daad614707