"Put A Donk On It": verses

ACTION IS MY DIS-TRACTION

absolutely gotta be ACTION IS MY DISTRACTION

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Beg to differ, voted for "I'm back, with professional status".

Good night out can't even arrange

prof status

"Clover's going sick tonight" has the "otherwise it's left right left goodnight", which is my favourite bit, but "Action is my distraction" goes hard.

Yeah, yeah it's sick that, yeah that's good.
Wait hold on a minute, pull it up, stop. You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah thats sick. That is sick!
I can deffinatly drop to that one, all we need now is like a hook like.
You know what ive got actualy the perfect one.
Baseline! (Ahh wicked!)
Put a donk on it.
Electro! (Ahh that is sick that mate!)
Put a donk on it.
Techno! (Ohhh that is good!)
Put a donk on it.
Ey, thats good that Tony!
Ahahah sick!
Baseline! (Where'd you learn that one)
Put a donk on it.
Electro! (Yeah i like that.)
Put a donk on it.
Techno! (That one's good.)
Put a donk on it.
Donk d-donk donk donk donk.
Covers goin' sick tonight im like superman without kryptonite, phat as hell without celulite and i look well sick in a U.V light,speakin of sick thats me on the mic and if you dont like it get on ya bike pack ya bags and get out my site otherwise its left right left goodnight.Mic controller lyric amova rymes that im comin so quick like a soilder so ya better no my name is Cover if u wana test me ya better not go there, *if you go there ya gonna get messed up im'a beat on you till your face will drop, as im comin you better get runnin, you better get gone or your gonna get dun in.
Im back, with professional status, the greatest mc thats likly to make this, take this mic and use it against yuz, other mc's just aint the same as, this kids been livin the dream been glued to the mic since i was 13, gettin my rhyms so you will see what life is like on a life support machine. Don't mess with this kid, a twisted misfit join the hit list. Simple, a baby born gifted, nothing but lyrics when pens were lifted, ... mixed with some sickness rhyming ability ... Dowie mc's inside, he aint leavin.
Baseline!
Put a donk on it.
Electro!
Put a donk on it.
Techno!
Put a donk on it.
Ey, thats good that Tony!
Baseline! (Where'd you learn that one)
Put a donk on it.
Electro!
Put a donk on it.
Techno! (Ahh thats sick that mate)
Put a donk on it.
Donk d-donk donk donk donk.
Action is my distraction, reaction is interaction, ..... This mc may legaly, comited never destricted, convicted never restricted, respected hateing the quiet, inspected making the riot, .... Observent making the nation my servent, .....

im comin you better get runnin, you better get gone or your gonna get dun in

so you will see what life is like on a life support machine <<< I hate that line

Yeah, but it's an internal reference to him talking about "living his life" through his rhymes earlier on, ie: the rhymes give life to him, careerwise, but they sap it through you, because he's beasting you with them.

Ey, thats good that Tony.

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At the risk of stating the bleedin obvious, the best line of the entire song is 'put a donk on it'. There are few situations in life where it's not appropriate to say this in response to the question 'what should we do now?'

eg:

My g/f: 'What should I do about the sauce?'
Me: You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!
My g/f: *rolls eyes* That's getting really old.

etc

there was an article abotu these guys in this months vice

was there a donk on it

I love the shoutouts to Electro! and Techno! followed by a sound effect from a Casio keyboard that represents that genre, because no matter what microniche you represent, it can all be bettered by donk.

Donkumentary: http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=12185178001

"Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk".

I love the shoutouts to Electro! and Techno! followed by a sound effect from a Casio keyboard that represents that genre, because no matter what microniche you represent, it can all be bettered by donk.

― throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Monday, 9 February 2009 21:04 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

One for the IMM experimentation chamber, imo

Donkumentary: http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=12185178001

"Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk".

― Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim)

I feel people may be sleeping on this. Unless it's been discussed elsewhere.

Yeah I saw that a couple of weeks back. It's good! Clubs looked amazing and mad. But fuck, is it ever grim oop north or what?

'Donkumentary' is great, also has saved me a fortune by making my mind up not to visit England.

i hear the outtakes (taken out for legal reasons of course) are the most depressing things on earth

'Donkumentary' is great, also has saved me a fortune by making my mind up not to visit England.

Much as I felt after watching Cloverfield.

surprised uk soccerball crew have not made more of DOWIE MC.

by the by (or not, come to think of it) is anyone else familiar with "dowie" as an slang expression for something rubbish? (akin to pony i'd say.) i'd heard it very occasionally dating back to the late 90s, always wondered if it directly referred to the big man himself. or maybe it's way older than that? - deriv of dewey, as something early/naive/inadequate maybe, i dunno

So hate this townie mong shit.

Can you just clarify whether that was a joke before I click the Suggest Ban button please. I'm trying to be more considerate.

Wanna change my vote to "Action".

The donkumentary needed more empathy and less sneering, but it was vbs after all. Is this big in scotland?

http://donkdj.com/

I can't go for that: http://www.donkdj.com/remix/857

eleanor rigby: http://www.donkdj.com/remix/1706

happy up here: http://www.donkdj.com/remix/120

walk on the wild side: http://www.donkdj.com/remix/4971

This has made me quite blissfully happy and I haven't even tried it yet.

you're gonna miss me: http://www.donkdj.com/remix/5095.mp3

The donkumentary needed more empathy and less sneering, but it was vbs after all. Is this big in scotland?

no, but it has some degree of popularity. guy behind me on the bus was rapping over put a donk on it talking about stabbing people once, and i saw a poster that had some sort of donk night going on. Hasn't overtaken your usual hard house and freeform hardcore tho afaik.

Needs more Donk.

that Royksopp one is terrible - donk is all over the place

Vampire Weekend: A-Donk

Request for Donk It Like It's Hot please.

Ash 'Donk From Mars'

Royksopp - Miss it so much - http://www.donkdj.com/remix/5297

Donk It Like It's Hot - http://www.donkdj.com/remix/5315

Donk Foxes - White Winter Hymnal

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/5987

"We're analyzing your song and putting a donk on it. Please be patient - this can take a few minutes."

this is a pretty phenomenal program, and seems to work better than Microsoft songsmith

and has donks

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/6035.mp3

Iron Maiden - Number Of The Donk

can someone who has the mp3 please do beyonce's single ladies (put a donk on it).

DONK REQUEST - I don't have a copy of Hoots Mon by Lord Rockingham's XI but it needs to be done.

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/6427

Put Another Donk On It

Okay that M Beat one is genuinely astonishing.

Otis Banging - Satisdonktion

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/6470

jim, i'm donking single ladies

nice one.

our Tony

jim, i'm donking single ladies

Jealous.

M-Beat was a bit of a "wtf will this sound like" thing but it works pretty well.

I Like To Donk It Donk It

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/6495

Unfortunately sends it absolutely mental.

OKAY

Fugazi - Donking Room

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/6497

y'all are kind of overdonking the titles. its starting to get like POLL the POLL POLL self-parody.

not u noodle

Thx Whiney :D

beyonce- single ladies (put a donk on it)
http://donkdj.s3.amazonaws.com/Beyonce-Single-Ladies--Put-A-Ring-On-It--DONK-REMIX-6501.mp3

OMG the Springsteen one!

xp. that was a bit crazy.

yeah, that's the one of mine that's worked out the best by far.

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/6517

Donking 9 to 5

That Beyonce is pretty fucking intense.

Playing these tomorrow after work is gonna get me dangerously over-pumped for a night out.

Cheap Trick - I Want You to Donk Me

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/6530

Kate Bush - Running up that hill (A deal with donk).

http://donkdj.s3.amazonaws.com/Kate-Bush-Running-Up-That-Hill--A-Deal-With-God--DONK-REMIX-6534.mp3

Steely Donk - Peg

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/6574

The Donkmatic is completely baffled for the first 30 seconds or so, then it gets right into it.

how about a little Donktor Demento?

Napoleon XIV - They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha-Haaa!
http://www.donkdj.com/remix/6585.mp3

It doesn't line up at all, but it totally works

Megadonk - Peace sells.

http://donkdj.s3.amazonaws.com/Megadeth-Peace-Sells-DONK-REMIX-6603.mp3

Swear I'll stop in a minute but couldn't resist

Judas Priest - Some Heads Are Gonna Donk

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/6618

Paul Tremaine & His Aristocrats - "Four Four Rhythm" (1929)

http://donkdj.s3.amazonaws.com/-Four-Four-Rhythm-DONK-REMIX-6639.mp3

Paul McCartney - Temporary secretary

http://donkdj.s3.amazonaws.com/Paul-McCartney-Temporary-Secretary-DONK-REMIX-6653.mp3

^^^ pretty good imo.

I think i'm going to give it a rest now.

I did a slightly different version of Running Up That Hill but that one genuinely works really well.

http://donkdj.s3.amazonaws.com/Cluster-Rotor-DONK-REMIX-6306.mp3

Cluster - Rodonk

this is dope btw

someone pls pls donk Rotterdonk Termination Source - Poing

k, will do that in a bit.

Rotterdonk

http://donkdj.s3.amazonaws.com/Rotterdam-Termination-Source-Poing-DONK-REMIX-7048.mp3

not bad

it's completely donkoflagued!

Laurie Anderson - O Donkerman
The Gerogeridonkdonkdonk

lil wayne ft. static- "lollidonk"
http://donkdj.s3.amazonaws.com/-Lollipop--ft--Static--DONK-REMIX-7241.mp3

this one is crazy

young jeezy- donkulate
http://www.donkdj.com/remix/7250

i donk'd "c.r.e.a.m" but it was awful

screwed and donked: http://www.donkdj.com/remix/9133

Beach Boys - Sloop Donk B.

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/9701

Clutch - "A Shogun Named DONK"

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/12015

The Shadows - "Thunderbirds Are Donk"

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/13297

Blackout Crew - Dialed

^^ was wondering how long it was gonna take for that to get linked on here, lolled heartily when i saw it on dom's blog

lass at 2.52 a wud smash her mott

party hard, omg

great revive.

This looks interesting http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/apr/15/urban-jeremy-deller

http://www.marketingweek.co.uk/news/pot-noodle-promotes-sticky-rib-variant-with-nightclubs-ad/3014506.article

Clearly this is their spiritual home.