100 rubbish spoken bits at the start of/at the end of/in the middle of songs

we had

100 excellent spoken bits in the middle of songs

and

100 excellent spoken intros

and

100 excellent spoken endings

100. M.I.A.
Third world democracy
Yeah, I got more records than the K.G.B.
So, uh, no funny business

W. Axl Rose to thread.

99.
"eh, some on the 5 here.
fuck sight, turn around this fuckin chair man."

The Prodigy - poison

98.
I'm gonna jump the walls and run
I wonder if they'll miss me?
I won't miss them.
The cemetery is my home
I want to be a part of it,
Invisible even to the night.
Then I'll read poetry to the stones
Maybe one day I could be one of them
Wise and silent.
Waiting for someone to love me.
Waiting for someone to kiss me.
I'm fifteen years old
And I feel it's already too late to live.
Don't you?

Graveyard Girl - M83

"I'm knocked out man, i'm knocked out man, i'm knocked out man, i'm knocked out man."

Cleaners From Venus - summer in a small town

96. "That's right, The Mascara Snake" etc., etc.

So, uh, no funny business

She sounds like a shit supply teacher telling the class to behave themselves while she sneaks off for a fag in that bit.

95. Everly Bros. - "Ebony Eyes"

The plane was way overdue,
So I went inside to the airline’s desk and I said: “Sir, I wonder why 1203 is so late”
He said: “Oh they probably took off late, or they may have run into some turbulent weather and had to alter the course”
I went back outside and waited at the gate and I watched the beacon light from the control tower as it whipped through the dark
ebony skies if it were searching for (My Ebony Eyes)
And then came the announcement over the loudspeaker,
“Would those having relatives or friends on Flight number 1203 please report to the chapel across the street at once”
Then I felt a burning break deep inside
And I knew the heavenly ebony skies
Had taken my life’s most wonderful prize
My beautiful Ebony Eyes.

94.
"'Sgonna have to do?"
"Gonna have to dyeeeeeeeww..."
"Yo we both got really fake accents, man <dissolve into giggles>"

Beat Dat - Bomb The Bass. Rubbish spoken bit not guaranteed accurate.

93. "This is for all the imitators, perpetrators, and haters. This is something new. The Casper slide part 2. Featuring the platinum band. And this time we gonna get FUNKY."

Really should be number one:

92. "This is the lighter scene! This is the real motherfuckin' deal, y'all! I'm feeling those lighters."

96 = RONG that bit is doofy and entertaining

does a capella rap count?

The Police - "Be My Girl/Sally" which I will kindly not quote

(And people have the nerve to think "Mother" is the most awful thing Andy Summers ever wrote.)

I've got to assume they still do this: as a kid at U2 concerts in the 80s, "Pride in the Name of Love" had an extended breakdown bit where Bono would name icons who died, and the first few (JFK, John Lennon) would imply some sort of kinship to MLK. But then he'd get down the list (Jimi, Janis), and when he'd shout out Keith Moon I remember feeling very o_O, even though I hadn't full figured out what an ass Bono was. Choking on vomit that others might live in peace.

94.
"'Sgonna have to do?"
"Gonna have to dyeeeeeeeww..."
"Yo we both got really fake accents, man <dissolve into giggles>"

Beat Dat - Bomb The Bass. Rubbish spoken bit not guaranteed accurate.

― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Wednesday, February 18, 2009 2:38 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

looooool! a+++ choice, spot-on.

"eh, some on the 5 here.
fuck sight, turn around this fuckin chair man."

gotta love these billion-a-penny lyrics websites run by people with the most fucked up ears

93. Roll the Bones - Rush

Jack -- relax.
Get busy with the facts.
No zodiacs or almanacs,
No maniacs in polyester slacks.
Just the facts.
Gonna kick some gluteus max.
Its a parallax -- you dig?
You move around
The small gets big. its a rig.
Its action -- reaction --
Random interaction.
So whos afraid
Of a little abstraction?
Cant get no satisfaction
From the facts?
You better run, homeboy --
A facts a fact
From nome to rome, boy.

Whats the deal? spin the wheel.
If the dice are hot -- take a shot.
Play your cards. show us what you got --
What youre holding.
If the cards are cold,
Dont go folding.
Lady luck is golden;
She favors the bold. thats cold.
Stop throwing stones --
The night has a thousand saxophones.
So get out there and rock,
And roll the bones.
Get busy!

"Liam. Someone on the phone for you.
Fuck's sake. I'm trying to write this fucking tune, man..."

okok...

Yeah, so roses are red
I made up the rest
If you got some big fucking secret
Then why don't you sing me something?
I'm in the midst of a trauma
Leave a message, I'll call you back
Leave it by the bed
Some people should die
That's just unconscious knowledge
Because, because the bigger you get
The wider you're spread
You gotta depend on me
Now your vision is dead
The more your dream is dead
Visions...
It gets sucked from my eye
Like an eagle's claw...

Oh shit, this is awesome:

92.

Yo, man... There's a lot of brothers out there flakin' and perpetratin
But scared to kick reality.
Man, you've been doing all this dope producing.
You had a chance to show 'em what time it is...
So, what you want me to do?

This thread is for rubbish spoken bits! That's not in the least bit rubbish!