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Current PDC top 16 walk-on themes

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Our father who dart in heaven, arrowed be thy name.

Poll Results

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Phil "The Power" Taylor: Snap - The Power! 1
Raymond "Barney Rubble" van Barneveld: Survivor - Eye of the Tiger 1
Terry "The Bull" Jenkins: Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs - Woolly Bully 1
Alan "The Saint" Tabern: The Skids - The Saints Are Coming 1
Kevin "The Artist" Painter: Kaiser Chiefs - I Predict A Riot 0
Peter "One Dart" Manley: Tony Christie - (Is This The Way To) Amarillo? 0
Andy "The Hammer" Hamilton: MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This 0
Ronnie "The Rocket" Baxter: Queen - Don't Stop Me Now 0
Dennis "The Menace" Priestley: The Sweet - Hell Raiser 0
Colin "Jaws" Lloyd: The Automatic - Monster 0
Adrian "Jackpot" Lewis: Pigbag- Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag 0
"Hawaii 501" Wayne Mardle: Morton Stevens - Hawaii 5-0 theme. 0
"The King" Mervyn King: Motorhead - King of Kings 0
"Darth Maple" John Part: John Williams - The Imperial March 0
"The Machine" James Wade: Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Two Tribes 0
Colin "The Wizard" Osborne: EMF - Unbelievable 0


― Eerie, Indierocker (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Thursday, 26 February 2009 11:45 (seventeen years ago)

Wouldn't it be great if somebody's 'walk-on' theme was "You Suffer" ?

Admittedly, they'd have to get from the changing room to ring/arena in 2 seconds. They'd have to run.

― Mark G, Thursday, 26 February 2009 11:49 (seventeen years ago)

Alan "The Saint" Tabern: The Skids - The Saints Are Coming

^^^weird how this has gone from a pretty obscure art punk track to a standard sports day singalong anthem.

― Eerie, Indierocker (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Thursday, 26 February 2009 11:51 (seventeen years ago)

This is very difficult. Only the Kaiser Chiefs and Amarillo get an instant rule out.

― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Thursday, 26 February 2009 11:59 (seventeen years ago)

Franz Ferdinand must be gutted that 'Darts of Pleasure' never made it to the oche. Too naff I guess.

― Frank Sumatra (NickB), Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:04 (seventeen years ago)

A classic wedding punch-up song makes a good darts entrance theme imo:

Terry "The Bull" Jenkins: Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs - Woolly Bully

― Reflex Gaffney (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:05 (seventeen years ago)

In an ideal world James Wade would come in to something by Ne-Yo or Chris Brown or whatever.

― Eerie, Indierocker (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://cbenjamin.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/leapylee.jpg

― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:11 (seventeen years ago)

Does he beat his wife as well as play darts? (xpost)

― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:11 (seventeen years ago)

Does he beat his wife as well as play darts? (xpost)

― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:11 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He's fucking Helen Chamberlain, so maybe he takes out some of the residual hatred most of us feel for Tim Lovejoy on her.

― Eerie, Indierocker (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:14 (seventeen years ago)

Wasn't he the one banging the one that isn't Tim Lovejoy?

xpost

― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:15 (seventeen years ago)

Seriously, though, "Station to Station" who be great, if there was a really thin coked-out-of-his-nut darts player:

"The return of the Thin White Duke
Throwing darts in lovers' eyes"

― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:16 (seventeen years ago)

I would pay to see that

― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:18 (seventeen years ago)

Unfortunately, "really thin coked-out-of-his-nut" is more snooker than darts

― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:21 (seventeen years ago)

I'm looking forward to this EMP presentation on walk ons: http://www.empsfm.org/education/index.asp?categoryID=26&ccID=127&xPopConfBioID=1189&year=2009

Cornelius "I Hate Hate" on an endless loop would be great walk on music to help convince an opponent that you're insane.

― dad a, Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

needs "time 4 sum akshun"

― sippin margaritas on the beach in my adidas (and what), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 1 March 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)


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