How does the listeners of Balearic/Space Disco look like?

Cause I've honestly no idea. What kind of clothes do they wear? What kind of haircut do they use? Do they live with their mom or not? Are they easygoing people or do they just like pretending they are?

jeans, shaggy hair (long or short) with beard, they live with your mom and they are very easygoing because they're comfortable with their excessive neurosis, anxieties and issues. You should try it sometime.

they all look like a variation on this dude.

http://www.smalltownsupersound.com/press/Lindstrom_001.jpg

That's one large dude.

I love you dan Selzer

Dude is TOTALLY HOTT ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Who the hell is he? He looks like the Handsome Sound Artist in a bad hat. Seriously.

What kind of music IS this if the boys that listen to it look like that, and HOW CAN I MEET THEM!?!?!?

They're just Can fans who took E and discovered acid house, right? That means they might be easy!

Oh, it's Lindstrom again. I keep picking up that record and putting it back.

If I start carrying it around and namechecking him, will I meet boys that look like taht?

I mean seriously... YEOW!

How does the the chix0rs of Balearic/Space Disco look like?

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2343/96/52/715021996/n715021996_1962048_6155.jpg

kate needs to see what the boys from Studio look like: http://www.last.fm/music/Studio/+images

One of them looks cute, but the other one's hair is too short to be proper Kate Bait.

(I burned a copy of Midnight Juggernauts for my singer the other month, and she absolutely FLIPPED over how hott she thought they are. to be honest, I hadn't actually noticed anything beyond the capes.)

Yeeaaahhhhhh... would probably hit.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/151017/Studio.jpg

wow biatch are you that desperate for tha cock

:D haha kate that was the pic i figured you'd like most.

xpost who the fuck are you?

a nigga with a tweleve inch cock that u want

yah thats ride suck on deez nuts bitch

ah. a u2 fan.

suggesting ban right now!

i suggest u go fuck ur fleshlight butthole u fag

ps u homos and lezbian bitches (who like da puzzy coz u cant have REAL MEN WITH KING KONG DONG LIKE THIS NIGGA) best not be front on u2 coz bono is reppin it for christ ou savvor

sockpuppet

thanx for the fucking enormous lindstrom jpeg!

(he needs to sort out those comedones)

Dammit, it's a real shame that suggest ban is useless in cases like this where it's needed, and punishes good and interesting posters like Tuomas.

;__________;

I can't *actually* start fancying them until I figure out if their music is any cop. i can listen to ugly men that make good music, but have a real problem with fancying pretty men that make ugly music. (Though it doesn't stop me from lusting - just makes me feel more guilty about it.)

I think our angry friend got banned already.

Pour one out etc.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009 11:48 AM Site bring back arch deluxe bitch has been banned permanently. troll

MORE HOTT SPACE DDBs PLEASE.

WOULD TOTALLY HIT:

http://pressed-for-sound.buzznet.com/Midnight%20Juggernauts-thumb-450x337.jpg

MORE SUGGESTIONS, PLZ. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BALEARIC SPACE DISCO BUT V. V. V. MUCH WANT TO LEARN IF IT INVOLVES BOYS WHAT LOOK LIKE THIS.

WOULD TOTALLY HIT:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_--2dtWRIBxA/SY4UwgQErfI/AAAAAAAACwE/mvMoNRDoPEA/s400/erol(1).jpg

OH YEAH, THE BOY'S NOT BAD EITHER

(MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE THAT TO THE TMI SEX PET THREAD INSTEAD.)

Come on, let's make this thread BEAUTIFUL.

Am trying to find pictures of the Wizards Sleeve, but all I get is OWLS or pr0nography.

BTWS is erol and richard norris right? RN isn't a DDB tho

what abt prins thomas

the shorter-haired studio boy is dan lissvik, right? would def smash

you're all also conflating types here and need to be more careful. Lots of Balearic boys look like this...

http://www.mp3s.su/uploads/posts/2009-02/1234709380_dj-shah-music-4-balearic-people-041-06-02-2009.jpg

DO NOT WANT ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

No, Richard Norris is not an DDB, but, erm, we can keep him around anyway because of his fantastic record collection. (I know he really does all the work, and Owlkan is just window dressing, ha ha ha ha.)

selzer is right, at shows at least 1/3 of the audience look more like that aj shah fellow than lindstrom or whoever

hahahah true. i dunno pretty much the only attractive balearic types i can think of are like the gothenburg crew who tbh just look like your average indie dudes ie studio, tough alliance, boat club... and i guess some of these guys aren't reeaallly balearic either? (jeez not everything etc.) certainly not cosmic/space enough anyway.

I guess you find hotter shaggy boys at yr average folk night, really.

http://www.barriomulas.com/pics/0706/orlando2.JPG

note twin beds in back

^lol

Well this thread didn't go as I expected but it's been a funny read for sure.

All I've to say is there's no way balearic listeners look as handsome and classy as Lindstrom. Or as any other balearic musician for the matter. Music fans and critics very rarely mirror the artists they love.

I'd go for the balding douches as a more honest reflection of an actual balearic listener.

Dammit, it's a real shame that suggest ban is useless in cases like this where it's needed, and punishes good and interesting posters like Tuomas bring back arch deluxe bitch

ps i suggestebanned everyone on this thread

also this thread marks the exact moment that balearic "jumps the shark", so to speak

ya, when kate starts posting to dance threads because the boys are hot, i'm gonna start listening to polka

well, balearic isn't exactly dance either though. I can totally see a School of the Seven Bells fan listening to Lindstrom and Studio.

i dunno about you but i'd rather listen to polka than read kate posting to dance threads

polka guys can be hot

I always felt a tad uncomfortable browsing through some of the threads around here without exactly knowing why it was. I once thought it was a generation related thing, get off my lawn damn kids and such. Now I realize there's way too much neonazis lurking around here sucking out the fun and naivette out of everything.

Aight no need for a poll or for your utterly stupid suggest bans. I know where I'm not welcome. I leave this place for good.

Godspeed ILX.

http://www.lilesnet.com/old_glory/images/21_gun_salute.gif

I always felt a tad uncomfortable browsing through some of the threads around here without exactly knowing why it was. I once thought it was a generation related thing, get off my lawn damn kids and such. Now I realize there's way too much neonazis lurking around here sucking out the fun and naivette out of everything.

The problem is that everyone has such a different idea of fun that it's impossible to accommodate them all. And those with the most aggressive and cruel senses of fun tend to drive off anyone else.

ILX's total double standard - i.e. it's OK to talk about wanting to fuck Katie Perry, or talk about Lady Gaga's dick but it's not OK to point out the attractiveness of Lindstrom or Alkan (especially not in a crude parody of usual ILX malespeak - "I'd hit it" is a totally disgusting and demeaning phrase, hence specifically why I was using it on what I thought was a parody thread) - pretty much echoes the music industry and the world at large.

But, you know, I'm not going to change to suit anyone else. Why should I? And I'm not going to apologise if some little boys are threatened by how I am. Like it or not.

there's no double standard. if you act like those clowns, you get clowned like those clowns. welcome to the world of rapey mo collier.

You're so full of shit you float.

http://djdocrok.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/oh-snap.jpg

ok whatever. go find the post where i talk about wanting to fuck katy perry.

welcome to the world of rapey mo collier.

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this needs to be a tv show

ps you float cause you're fat

actually a theme park

rofl - A+ thread

kate and roz otm. lol @ vahid tryna pretend like the endless reiterations of the same soulcrushingly dull argument with pipecock which constitute the usual ilm dance threads are any better than this.

tryna

i'm "finna" win this one, redcoats

ok whatever. go find the post where i talk about wanting to fuck katy perry.

u may or may not have done this but i've never seen u on the numerous threads tackling this subject calling people out for being gross or sucking the life out of the music or whatevz

.xls

where were u in 92 when they banned lj?

also fuck you with "you may or may not" ... i never did that

wow biatch are you that desperate for tha cock

― bring back arch deluxe bitch, Wednesday, March 4, 2009 11:03 AM (Yesterday)

10/10

hey lex, you may or may not have a point but i didn't see you on those threads either

you are so desperately boring.

back to hott balearic boys! though i'm still only about dan lissvik really. lindstrom's neck hair is a bit offputting to me.

http://montrealstateofmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/d-lissvik.jpg

i've never seen u on the numerous threads tackling this subject

I'd take a wild guess that this is cos vahid doesn't care about Katy Perry enough to spend time there?

^^ winner

(not an xpost)

fwiw what i take exception to is vahid lurching unwanted on to this thread, which is no better or worse than half of ilm or the sub-boards, to randomly insult kate. people talking about whether they'd smash katy perry or lindstrom or whoever is fine.

it was just ~unpleasant~ ygm? not keepin it positive at all.

um i didn't lurch randomly onto here. i'm a balearic / space disco fan myself and i found the question insulting

wdyll

it was a bit bottle_opener.gif ygm?

it was a jpg

i am mildly brown and have curly hair, not norwegian ;_;

also i believe the unpleasantness originated with kate's "dickmunching" comment

heat, kitchen, kettle, pot, etc

ps talk think about homosocial

Lex OTf-ingM again and again.

Hahaha god "it's no different from that guy who started the 'Katy Perry: Blap or No Blap?' thread" is THE WORST DEFENCE OF ANYTHING EVER.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2lw592t.jpg

You really don't get how fucking stifling the constant misogyny on ILM can really be? And why someone might have an occasional reactionary kneejerk reaction to it?

Congratulations, you've driven another woman out of your all boy clubhouse for not conforming to ILX's rigorous standards of discourse. You just scored one for music, dudes.

I don't think you understood my post.

i just posted lindstrom's dubious nose

boys clubhouse 1, women everywhere 0

cant speak for anyone kate but you might consider that this isnt a kneejerk reaction against women posting about finding men attractive but a kneejerk reaction aginst your posting style and your past behavior on dance threads

sorry "behavior" your past opinions about dance music like lindstroms record

why don't you kneejerk your fucking face in max

massively stoked for max vs lex rumble

it is YOU who should kneejerk YOUR face is, lex pretend

http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/snapgraem26wuch9.gif

Even internet hardman are smaller in the credit crunch.

Oh god shut up will you all.