Polling up the brain farm

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In the spring a young man ILM's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love skunk rock punk paste big beat.

Pick a line.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Massive delusions? Very probably. 3
Allstars takin' over... 1
Hardcore punk paste. 1
Quite frankly I'm sickened to have this individual infiltrate my headspace. 1
I fear for my safety. 1
Stricken with grief, i have no choice but to turn to lethal toxins 0
I insist we barter with the moon to sell the patients cohesive lyrical maps in exchange for a vision of the future. 0
I am now surrounded by hypocrites, liars, drunks, clowns, fools, sycophants and the desperate. 0
He is as weak as his fellow man. 0
as the clock spits, clicks, and time speeds by in the form of a neon snake. 0
He talks of lascivious laughs haunting his every second, 0
He dreams of becoming the scorpion who never sweats. 0
he is determined to obtain the new drone spiders' trophy. 0
and being force-fed gallons of viscous demented liquor, 0
Despite his newly installed varnished brain, 0
The patient's best intentions have sadly faltered. 0
Dear god, 0


chord simple (j.o.n.a), Monday, 30 March 2009 13:15 (sixteen years ago)

I fear the first line sums it up better than the last one.

chord simple (j.o.n.a), Monday, 30 March 2009 13:16 (sixteen years ago)

:D:D:D:D:D

next week: "Tortured by demons, winged beasts and carrions...the air is alive with dagger and POLLsons"

Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Monday, 30 March 2009 13:17 (sixteen years ago)

went with Massive Delusions

Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Monday, 30 March 2009 13:18 (sixteen years ago)

The last line suffers from not being able to accurately transcribe "Ovahhhhh".

Hard to pick one line though! Surrounded by hypocrites, viscous demented liquor, 'the new drone spiders' trophy', all good.

new drone spider (j.o.n.a), Monday, 30 March 2009 13:27 (sixteen years ago)

LOL @ POLL

massive delusions otm. it's all in the delivery.

jesus is the man (jabba hands), Monday, 30 March 2009 23:17 (sixteen years ago)

Greatest stupid pointless ILM poll ever.

IRL Consequences by Godley & Creme (sic), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

I mean EVAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH......... (pick 'em up motherfucker!)

IRL Consequences by Godley & Creme (sic), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 4 April 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

six years pass...

i had no idea it would end in such tragedy

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 July 2015 03:30 (ten years ago)

?

this is one of the greatest polls on ilm obv

gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Thursday, 23 July 2015 10:43 (ten years ago)


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