Terrible improvised lyrics

"This was recorded in one take"/"The words just came to me"/"I felt the music move me"/"This album drew on a series of inspired late night sessions while recording our earlier album The One That Was Actually Tolerated by a Large Amount of the Public the previous year," etc. And they're awful.

James, "Frequency Dip," from Wah Wah:

Frequency dip
Sediment layers
Frequency dip
Frequency dip
Frequency dip
Sink unit
Sediment layers
Different stations
Different courses
Different stations
Different courses
(it's no reward)
Multitude of voices
A multitude of voices
(it's no reward)
Sediment layers etc.

That's you and me, folks
Some kind of
Some kind of
False hair-do
Some kind of sink unit

Blind upon blind
Frequency dip
Blind upon blind
Frequency dip
Working in different mine shifts
Working in different minds

This is what happens when you take prescription-strength Brian Eno without consulting your doctor.

But generally that's a brilliant album... best thing James ever did. I'd rather have "Sink unit" than "Sit down" any day of the week!

Most terrible improvised lyrics are probably anyone who is freestyling as I type this... unless they shout "GRIM REAAAAPAAH!" at some point.

Wise men say (x3)
You`ll never figure out real love (x3)

Its so crazy
I got everything figured out
But for some reason i can never find what real love is about
No doubt
Everything in the world figured out but i can never seem to find what love is about

Do you think i sacrificed real life
For all the things, the flashing lights
Do you think i sacrifice real life
For all the things, the flashing lights

There is no gucci i can buy
There is no louis vuitton to put on
There is no ? they could sell
To get my heart out of this hill
My mind out of this jail
There is no clothes that i could buy
That could bring back the time
There is no vacation spot i could fly
That could bring back a real piece of real life
Real life, what does it feel like?
I ask you tonight, i ask you tonight
What does it feel like, i ask you tonight
To live a real life
I just want to be a real boy
They always say kanye, he keeps it real boy
Pinocchio story is, i just want to be a real boy
Pinocchio story is to be a real boy[pinocchio story lyrics on http://www.kovideo.net/ ]

Its funny pinocchio lied and that`s what kept him from it?
I tell the truth and i keep runnin
Its like im looking for something out there trying to find something
I turn on the tv and see me and see nothing

What does it feel like to live real life to be real
Not some posiedon? on tv that no can really feel
Do you really have the stamina
For everybody that sees you and that say wheres my camera?
For everybody that sees you and says sign the autographs
For everybody that sees you and says that you all that
You all that
I just want to be a real boy,
Pinocchio story goes, i just want to be a real boy
Pinocchio story goes

And there is no ? to guide me no one right beside me
The only one was behind me i cant find her no more
I cant find her no more i cant,
The only one that come out on the tour and stays
Back when i was living home in her room and this was all up in dreams

And the fame will be got caught and the day i moved to la
Maybe it was all my fault, all my fault to be a real boy
Chasing the american dream, chasing everything we seen, up on the tv screen
And the benz left and the clothes left, and the hoes left and the hoes and????????
???????real boy, they say kanye you keep it too real boy
Perspective, wise man say, one say you`ll find your way
The wise man say, youll find your way
The wise man say, youll find your way
The wise man say

i just c&p'd i'm not filling in the ?s

bernard sumner to thread

I'd rather have "Sink unit" than "Sit down" any day of the week

Yeah and I'd rather be kicked in the face than in the balls.

lots of cringeworthy Chris Martin adlibs I can think of