The Smiths vs. Cocteau Twins

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There's something to be said for leaving the world a perfect or near-perfect catalogue. The only band I think was as unfuckable with as The Smiths in that regard was the Cocteau Twins. That kind of brilliance is extremely rare.

― Earl of Gothington Manor (Bimble), Friday, April 3, 2009 7:56 PM (Yesterday)

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Cocteau Twins 67
The Smiths 65


ilxor, Saturday, 4 April 2009 05:05 (sixteen years ago)

lol

i dunno.. immediate reaction is cocteaus, but i've listened to them far less than the smiths and don't think they've reached the same heights.. however the CTs have aged better and i'm more likely to listen to them now. so i'm going with my initial reaction.

balls by titleist (electricsound), Saturday, 4 April 2009 05:12 (sixteen years ago)

I don't 'get' the Cocteau Twins. But that doesn't really matter because I can't think of any 1v1 band poll where I wouldn't vote for The Smiths.

iatee, Saturday, 4 April 2009 05:18 (sixteen years ago)

Other than the strength of the catalogs & prominence in the 80s, I don't really get the basis for comparison, but I've got to go with the Cocteaus, regardless. Not that I don't love The Smiths, but I'd be hard pressed to think of anything I would vote for over the Cocteaus.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Saturday, 4 April 2009 05:18 (sixteen years ago)

lol, I didn't see your post until after I'd written mine.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Saturday, 4 April 2009 05:19 (sixteen years ago)

we are anti-soulmates or something

iatee, Saturday, 4 April 2009 05:20 (sixteen years ago)

would've voted smiths in a heartbeat five yrs ago, more likely to vote for twins now

the pains of being melissa joan hart (donna rouge), Saturday, 4 April 2009 05:21 (sixteen years ago)

I've been listening to a lot of Cocteau Twins lately, especially Blue Bell Knoll and Heaven or Las Vegas, still gotta go with The Smiths on this one.

Moodles, Saturday, 4 April 2009 05:43 (sixteen years ago)

Morrissey vs Liz Fraser would be entertaining.

f. hazel, Saturday, 4 April 2009 05:46 (sixteen years ago)

You mean like in a cage match?

tits akimbo (kenan), Saturday, 4 April 2009 05:49 (sixteen years ago)

Heaven or Las Vegas is one of my favorite records EVER. Looking at my last.fm stats, I have 650 plays of Cocteau Twins, and I'll bet you half of that is that one record.

But I don't know about this poll. Major hmmmm.

tits akimbo (kenan), Saturday, 4 April 2009 05:53 (sixteen years ago)

Fucking vote for the Cocteaus already!

ilxor, Saturday, 4 April 2009 06:49 (sixteen years ago)

Wow, toughie. I'd say that the Smiths were a more versatile band, but rarely were they capable of reaching the celestial heights of otherness that the Cocteaus achieved so effortlessly.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 4 April 2009 11:39 (sixteen years ago)

i think i missed the point where the cocteau twins werent mind-numbingly boring

I BLAME JESUS (jjjusten), Saturday, 4 April 2009 15:34 (sixteen years ago)

maybe it's you

cutty, Saturday, 4 April 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

yipe

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 4 April 2009 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

as much of a dick answer as that was, any recommendations on an essential something to listen to? always thought of them as sort of a second rate lush/this mortal coil hybrid, but im willing to be wrong.

I BLAME JESUS (jjjusten), Saturday, 4 April 2009 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

Victorialand is not like Lush.

Straight from the Top of My Dom (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 April 2009 15:43 (sixteen years ago)

That was recommendation rather than an argument.

Straight from the Top of My Dom (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 April 2009 15:43 (sixteen years ago)

second rate lush/this mortal coil hybrid

GAH! THERE WOULD BE NO LUSH NOR TMC WITHOUT THE COCTEAUS!!!

Seek ye The Pink Opaque -- a handily compilation of their earlier material. If that doesn't move you, chances are they're not the band for you.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 4 April 2009 15:44 (sixteen years ago)

Calling the Cocteaus a second rate Lush is like calling Nirvana a second rate Marcy Playground.

(and I like Lush!)

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 4 April 2009 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

Smiths, but that's no slight to the Cocteau Twins.(n.1) What's the basis for comparing these acts again?

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(n.1) Like Iatee, I can't think of any poll where I wouldn't vote for the Smiths.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 4 April 2009 15:57 (sixteen years ago)

cool thx will investigate xposts

I BLAME JESUS (jjjusten), Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:00 (sixteen years ago)

the smiths blow bungholes; lorelei and pearly dewdrops drops fucking owne

through hellfire and aspergers (cankles), Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

I think "Stars and Topsoil" is the best intro to the Cocteaus, it's a collection of mostly singles from 1982-1990.

If this poll were happening ten years ago, then I'd be picking the Smiths without a second thought, but since then they've fallen almost completely off of my radar. Some of their stuff sounds quaint and foolish these days, which would have incomprehensible to my younger self. The Cocteaus still sound as wonderfully bizarre and out there as they did 25 years ago.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

would have *been* incomprehensible ...

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:10 (sixteen years ago)

lorelei and pearly dewdrops drops fucking owne

Yeah, I can't argue with that. Pearly Dewdrops floated down from heaven.

But The Smiths still rule.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

justen, heaven and las vegas is one of the most wonderful records ever

cutty, Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

i don't even see why we need to talk about the smiths here

cutty, Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

but rarely were they capable of reaching the celestial heights of otherness that the Cocteaus achieved so effortlessly.

without even using words! the smiths are all about the lyrics. i'm not discounting marr's genius, but you know what i mean.

cutty, Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:14 (sixteen years ago)

"Pearly Dewdrops Drops" has one of the most massive choruses ever written. The Smiths never wrote a chorus that good.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:25 (sixteen years ago)

should really be the cocteau twins vs. sigur ros. mumbly nonsense lyrics annoy me to a level where I can't enjoy any band that does it.

I know I'm going against the ilm party line here - but I suspect the party line sometimes is related to the median age of posters - 4ad luv seems sorta generational.

iatee, Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

without even using words! - o rly?

Taciturn to fellow
So try to turn to loan him these
Bruised your eye on her staff
So if we send the Roddy, soaks

(We'll be sold to Roddy, sold to Roddy)
Rows of pearly dewdrop's drops
(We'll be sold to Roddy, sold to Roddy)
Tis the lucky lucky penny penny penny
Buys the pearly dew drips soaks

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

i'm not saying they never used words, but the smiths lyrics are so based in narrative

i have no idea was liz is ever talking about, but i always know what morrissey is saying

cutty, Saturday, 4 April 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

I wasn't really suggesting that she was using words in a literal sense. Obviously you can make out the odd English phrase here and there, but her usage of "actual" language seems to serve the same impressionistic, poetic utility as scat singing or whatever. I just posted that that link upthread for the lol factor of someone actually going to the trouble to transcribe her "lyrics," the ILX origin of which can be found here.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

smiths easy because of the lyrics. what the fuck is she on about? both great bands though

kamerad, Saturday, 4 April 2009 19:32 (sixteen years ago)

cocteaus because i can't understand the lyrics and they create a better mood

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 4 April 2009 19:33 (sixteen years ago)

cocteau twins is not a band i reach for first because of the mood they cast. to be nice -- there are other bands that do that better for me. still they do reach celestial heights sometimes like alex says. morrissey isn't just a narrative guy; he's funny as shit sometimes

kamerad, Saturday, 4 April 2009 19:36 (sixteen years ago)

i mean, come on -- she can be sub-jon anderson

kamerad, Saturday, 4 April 2009 19:42 (sixteen years ago)

i don't know who that is and i don't listen to music for lyrics.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 4 April 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)

4ad luv seems sorta generational

i assume you mean the 'stereotypical 4ad sound'? 4ad are still a very successful label now and these days that's not because of bands that sound like the CTs

balls by titleist (electricsound), Saturday, 4 April 2009 22:28 (sixteen years ago)

I'm going for the Cocteaus here, simply because they're the more otherworldly and unique. I'd probably give up all my Smiths records before ever parting with say, Treasure.

Earl of Gothington Manor (Bimble), Monday, 6 April 2009 01:12 (sixteen years ago)

i assume you mean the 'stereotypical 4ad sound'?

yes, this

iatee, Monday, 6 April 2009 01:25 (sixteen years ago)

ha, so weird, I opened this thread intending to post exactly this: "I don't 'get' the Cocteau Twins"

Dan I., Monday, 6 April 2009 05:34 (sixteen years ago)

(We'll be sold to Roddy, sold to Roddy)
Rows of pearly dewdrop's drops
(We'll be sold to Roddy, sold to Roddy)
Tis the lucky lucky penny penny penny
Buys the pearly dew drips soaks

LOL where the eff did you get that lyric interp from?

It actually goes something like:

We'll be soaked and ruddy cups
Cups of Pearly Dewdrop drops

etc etc

Anyway Cocteaus hands down, but I've always hated the Smiths with a firey passion.

one art, please (Trayce), Monday, 6 April 2009 05:48 (sixteen years ago)

I secretly hope Cocteaus will win this, at least 20 strong over the Smiths. I guess we'll see. Oh, the teenage carnage.

Earl of Gothington Manor (Bimble), Monday, 6 April 2009 10:15 (sixteen years ago)

I think they were pioneers, but Cocteaus sound so dated to me.

Koo Koo Butter (u s steel), Monday, 6 April 2009 13:02 (sixteen years ago)

Choctaw Twins

Brad C., Monday, 6 April 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

If I were honest it would be the Smiths, whom I've loved more and more deeply than the Cocteaus, but ... well, the Cocteaus seem more special, like they accomplished something more striking, but this is just because the things the Smiths accomplished were more broad/universal/pop things, and ... yeah, not sure which way to go here.

I think J.-J. should listen to "Persephone," personally

nabisco, Monday, 6 April 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

... which reminds us in plain English that a timepiece never changes face

nabisco, Monday, 6 April 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

I must be strange because I like celestial and ethereal and the streets of bloody Manchester equally! Or, almost equally, as I voted for the Cocteaus in the end. Nothing will quite compete with that moment I saw them performing "Musette and Drums" on The Tube.

Lostandfound, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 08:43 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Oh my fucking god I think I'm going to flip.

Do you know, that when I was a teenager (must have been freshman year) and I was in a classroom in my high school that everyone had left but me, I took the chalk and wrote on a blank chalkboard "Grail overfloweth/there is rain/and there is ink/and there is you" and I left the room?

Earl of Gothington Manor (Bimble), Saturday, 25 April 2009 05:04 (sixteen years ago)

But on the Smiths side of things, I just watched that recent BBC Rough Trade documentary tonight, and it was wonderful, very cool.

Earl of Gothington Manor (Bimble), Saturday, 25 April 2009 05:08 (sixteen years ago)

Smiths walk this and I love the twins

Niles Caulder, Saturday, 25 April 2009 05:23 (sixteen years ago)

Look, I love the Smiths, but this isn't really much of a contest in the end.

Earl of Gothington Manor (Bimble), Saturday, 25 April 2009 10:22 (sixteen years ago)

man that wax and wane sounds like a warped copy of a tex and the horseheads record

in a good way tho

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Saturday, 25 April 2009 10:46 (sixteen years ago)

looool I don't know about Tex & The Horseheads...I thought someone talked to me about them a few years ago. Not sure if it was really them or some other band, now.

Earl of Gothington Manor (Bimble), Saturday, 25 April 2009 10:51 (sixteen years ago)

Anyway might I add that I have just heard the Liz Fraser version of Chic's "At Last I Am Free" and I'm happy as goddamn clam right now. (yes you can find it on you tube if you care but no one usually does about these things) I don't know if it surpasses Robert Wyatt's version yet, though. I'll have to think about that.

Earl of Gothington Manor (Bimble), Saturday, 25 April 2009 10:53 (sixteen years ago)

looool I don't know about Tex & The Horseheads

that's because you are still an apprentice goth

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Saturday, 25 April 2009 11:07 (sixteen years ago)

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Saturday, 25 April 2009 11:10 (sixteen years ago)

Wow, Texacalla! How'd we get on them in this thread??

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 25 April 2009 11:26 (sixteen years ago)

She was somewhat smokin' hott, inna sorta smack-damaged stylee

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 25 April 2009 11:28 (sixteen years ago)

I am not an apprentice anything, John D. Watch your mouth!

Not a bad tune, though. I certainly don't remember this band I heard about a few years ago having a female singer by any means, so maybe I am thinking of another band after all. It would be better if it was British of course, but yeah, it's a fine tune. Thanks!

Disruptor of Morals (Bimble), Saturday, 25 April 2009 11:30 (sixteen years ago)

They were on the Enigma roster, if memory serves.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 25 April 2009 11:33 (sixteen years ago)

I think Jeffrey Lee Pierce had a bit to do with them; John Doe produced their 2nd album. I remember wanting to see them when they played Satyricon when I lived in Portland, but not being 21 - then buying cigarettes at a gas station the day after and running into them as they gassed up on their way out of town. an, ahem, unspecified number of years later, my own band played with Tex's later concern, Texacala Jones & the Tijuana Hookers...at the exact same club. It was, umm, kind of disorienting and very bizarre.

attempting to find a full copy of their 2nd album this morning led me to Alice Bag's Flickr, which among many other back-in-the-day treats yielded the photograph below. Recognize the gentleman on the left? That's Michael Gira before he moved to New York. In 1979

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3473/3262030786_be4cdbef1b.jpg?v=0

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Saturday, 25 April 2009 11:55 (sixteen years ago)

(lotta early pics of Patricia Morrison on that stream too if you go in for SoM after they jumped the shark)

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Saturday, 25 April 2009 11:58 (sixteen years ago)

(I can't lie though I love Patricia M. in the Gun Club)

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Saturday, 25 April 2009 11:59 (sixteen years ago)

I was gonna say, that looks like Gira on the left.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 25 April 2009 12:00 (sixteen years ago)

OLD PICTURES OF MICHAEL GIRA NOW WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE! <3 <3 <3 ILM

My friend knows some old punk dude who knows Patricia...small world I guess. ;)

Disruptor of Morals (Bimble), Saturday, 25 April 2009 12:47 (sixteen years ago)

I would be rightly pelted with leaky bags of my own filth for making this comment, but Gira's looking a bit disconcertingly like Scott Weiland in that pic. May God forgive me.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 25 April 2009 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

Do you know, that when I was a teenager (must have been freshman year) and I was in a classroom in my high school that everyone had left but me, I took the chalk and wrote on a blank chalkboard "Grail overfloweth/there is rain/and there is ink/and there is you" and I left the room?

yeah, I knew that

I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Saturday, 25 April 2009 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

Tex was a, uh, peer, back in the day. She could instill the fear in the most stout-hearted of men, had five times your balls and would as likely rip your face off as say hello and then forget it happened after another gulp of Daniels. Also, she was way cute, but don't quote me.

i, grey, Sunday, 26 April 2009 05:54 (sixteen years ago)

Dan is making me LOLOLOLOLOL

Hey I'm gonna bump this because I want as many votes as possible, here. Also I just heard "Millimillenary" again for the first time in a billion years and I enjoyed it very much.

Disruptor of Morals (Bimble), Sunday, 26 April 2009 12:55 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

This is SO the Cocteaus it's not even gonna be funny when the votes go the other way.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:52 (sixteen years ago)

Well, I've actually got a feeling Cocteaus might take this. But we'll see.

Earl of Gothington Manor (Bimble), Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

I reckon it might be close!

65daysofsugban (Trayce), Thursday, 30 April 2009 04:36 (sixteen years ago)

I relate more to the Cocteaus' lyrics so they win.

i, grey, Thursday, 30 April 2009 05:27 (sixteen years ago)

Given the result of the Michael Jackson vs. Nick Cave poll, I have no doubt the much more widely adored Smiths are going to take this one. And unrightfully so.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

I like the Cocteaus a lot but there is no way they're going to win this poll, come on. We all knew this from the beginning.

the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:10 (sixteen years ago)

(besides, The Smiths are better up until their last album)

the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Thursday, 30 April 2009 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 30 April 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

lol

cutty, Thursday, 30 April 2009 23:02 (sixteen years ago)

Ha, said it'd be close!

65daysofsugban (Trayce), Thursday, 30 April 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

Oh my god. That's...almost *too* close. Can't really draw any conclusions at all from that, I'd say. Well, I think we've done very well here, ILXors.

Earl of Gothington Manor (Bimble), Thursday, 30 April 2009 23:13 (sixteen years ago)

I like the Cocteaus a lot but there is no way they're going to win this poll, come on

Sux 2 b u Dan ;P

65daysofsugban (Trayce), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:17 (sixteen years ago)

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:25 (sixteen years ago)

Trying to balance balance contentment at this being soooo close with the "what if" factor of such a near tie.

tevin "ratt" campbell (Pillbox), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:32 (sixteen years ago)

Coming soon: Smiths vs. Steely Dan?

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 1 May 2009 14:28 (sixteen years ago)

I'd go with the Smiths on that one.

Alex in NYC, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

`Cos, y'know,....... fuck Steely Dan.

Alex in NYC, Friday, 1 May 2009 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

This poor soul got mixed up and posted this on the Dadrock thread last night when it obviously belonged here:
The Smiths are for people who like/need lyrics so a certain variety of critic spazzs out over them.

Cocteaus are for people who like music so Xgau and his ilk shit on them.

I remember listening to the first single and literally moaning, Oh fuck, I'm NEVER going to hear the end of this.

Cocteaus by a flanging mile.

― i, grey, Friday, May 1, 2009 5:39 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

This is actually an interesting way to look at it. Band with best lyricist ever vs. Band where lyrics aren't needed

Earl of Gothington Manor (Bimble), Friday, 1 May 2009 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

Ha, I didn't vote, love the Cocteaus, and I would have voted for the Smiths, so closer than you know...

Pete Scholtes, Friday, 1 May 2009 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

Band with best lyricist ever who has repeated different versions of the same lines and sentiments his entire career vs. Band where lyrics aren't needed

This is why I voted Cocteaus... I'm a Smiths fan, too, but Morrissey's lyrics get old so fast.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 1 May 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)

I think steely dan would take that poll

iatee, Friday, 1 May 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

yeah

"Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Friday, 1 May 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

i mean steely dan beat fleetwood fucking mac

"Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Friday, 1 May 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

the cocteaus won? i don't believe it. they already sounded dated ten years ago. whereas the tunes of the smiths still sound fresh like the cry of a new born. ilm, sometimes i don't get you at all.

alex in mainhattan, Friday, 1 May 2009 19:39 (sixteen years ago)

the smiths sound fresh? the cocteaus sound like they are from the future, in space, and underwater

cutty, Friday, 1 May 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

steely dan v nirvana

Mr. Que, Friday, 1 May 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)


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