Taking Sides: Beyonce vs. Radiohead

I wonder if things would change if Beyonce sang about urban dystopias over laptop beats while Radiohead wailed about being crazy about love and Jonny Greenwood was photographed snogging Jay-Z.

As to music, looks, or whom can beat-up whom?

So: Radiohead, Beyonce, Beyonce (except for that Radiohead drummer, who looks like a fighter).

well it's obviously not "who wd u blap" because how can u blap an entire band

In the interest of balance I demand a photo of Thom Yorke wearing a brown, glittery bikini and a photo of Beyonce straining to have a dump.

both artists I enjoy plenty of music by but can't help disliking on some basic level and wishing they didn't hold so much prominence in their respective genres

surely this should be miley cyrus vs radiohead? given that they're the ones having a ~feud~

yeah jigga's coldplay lovin ass prolly has radiohead crankin all the time in their house

http://i40.tinypic.com/yhqpw.jpg

:(

needs 5 swimsuit models, each equipped with a different face of the Head

Life is tough sometimes.

^^feeling that right now.

Beyonce's a better songwriter, but now I'm feeling Thom Yorke in a bikini so I don't know.

xpost I mean, I can try to fix whatever's getting you down. Are you feeling a little more muscle tone in a certain area? Should one eye be lazy? Should s/he be riding on a speedboat?

well it's obviously not "who wd u blap" because how can u blap an entire band

rock n' roll really isn't what it used to be, is it

def ws yorke in that pic

TS: Thom Yorke vs Richard David James (Bikini Division)

richard d. james would have longer softer hair

As to music, looks, or whom can beat-up whom?

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 15 April 2009 17:30 (31 minutes ago) Bookmark

All 3 beyonce, although I like Amnesiac, Johnny's cheekbones and think Ed could hold his own if he didn't have to look after Thom and Colin.

well it's obviously not "who wd u blap" because how can u blap an entire band

What if Johnny Greenwood was the 2nd-place ladyboy?

if i found myself in that situation with radiohead then i really really wouldn't mention it on ilx

sadly, i don't believe you for a second

http://www.forumspile.com/Misc-OhSnap_Bear.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/served.jpg

That wasn't the biggest humdinger ever but I really wanted to post that.

this comes down to whether yorke's penis is larger than beyonce's innit

fanfic TS: Beyonce, Jay-Z and Coldplay vs. Ed could "hold his own" if he didn't have to look after Thom and Colin

k I won't be able to sleep tonight

tmi, NV

Abandon hope all ye who enter here

Below is a list of terms and their definitions that are used in this fan community.

Cheesecake: Radiohead fandom's primary term for slash.

Collab: Term that denotes fiction with more than one author, often written in a turn-based manner.

Cakelab: Term that denotes fiction with more than one author, often written in a turn-based manner, that involves sex swings, glittery dildoes, birthing chairs, and John Simm.

Thonny: Term that denotes the slash pairing of Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood, by far the most popular pairing in Radiohead fiction.

Co-Ed: Term that denotes the slash pairing of Colin Greenwood and Ed O'Brien.

Thozzie: Term that denotes the slash pairing of Thom Yorke and Colin Greenwood.

Edny: Term that denotes the slash pairing of Ed O'Brien and Jonny Greenwood.

Thed: Term that denotes the slash pairing of Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien. Controversial because (as one poster put it), this would be like "a Great Dane fucking a chihauhua".

Phil: Nobody ever writes about Phil. :(

Stanley: Nobody ever has sex with Stanley because he's just too fucking weird, and is usually off painting pictures of vaginas or scary bears. Stanley prefers it this way.

Contro: A subgenre of slash involving situations that may be deemed "controversial." (See Cake Canon #14.)

there's a stanley?

what the hell is a innit?

and make sure you have scraped the barrel for hope that you have ever had, so you can then abandon it, if you click this

glad we got here so soon!

[edit] Cake Canon
1. Colin is a dirty little perverted kinkster who likes Victorian porn.

2. What goes on tour, stays on tour, unless you have angsty meetings somewhere secret afterwards.

3. Phil knows all. Don't even try to argue.

4. Jonny is either a) an innocent virgin, b) a horny desperate virgin, c) an innocent non-virgin, d) a horny desperate non-virgin, e) pure unadulterated evil or f) all of the above.

5. Ed has a giant monster cock.

6. The studio, after everyone has supposedly gone home, is a hotbed of illicit trysts. (see also: number 2, angsty meetings)

7. Stipey and Thom? Duh, of course they did. Any time, any place, anywhere.

8. They went to a private all-boys' school. Work it out.

9. Ed only gets high as an excuse to make out with everyone.

10. Stanley knows all too, but he's never letting on, and even if he did it'd be too cryptic to understand.

11. Thom is a wanton slut.

12. Thom is a repressed slut.

13. 11&12 often go hand in hand.

14. Sometimes Colin and Jonny push the definition of what "brotherly love" is.

15. Thom is usually responsible for 14.

16. Ed smells bad, but Colin loves it.

17. When you need relationship advice, go to Colin.

18. If you need relationship advice about Jonny, do not go to Colin.

19. Colin will fuck your shit up if you mess with his little brother.

20. No one pines over Phil. Ever.

21. Jonny's hair is amazing and smells amazing ... probably vanilla, apple or citrus.

22. Stanley = Yellow.

23. Michael Stipe is a conflicted predatory slutmonster, who generally seduces and ruins Thom and then has to pay for it ten years later. And how.

24. Gag reflex? What gag reflex?

25. When dealing with school-aged Radiohead studying a foreign language: French. Always. Don't question it.

26. Need some bad guys? Oh hay Liam and Noel Gallagher!

23. Michael Stipe is a conflicted predatory slutmonster, who generally seduces and ruins Thom and then has to pay for it ten years later. And how.

I fear this is too long to be used as a display name ;_;

just use 24 instead

haha lex got there first

guys are we allowed to post K8's work here without her permission?

Would it be in order to say JESUS FUCKING CHRIST at this point?

CLICK HERE IF YOU WANT TO SEE CRUCIFIED JESUS FUCKING CRUCIFIED CHRIST

oh dude

party foul

Dude you are so getting Yellow Carded.

it's like a self-fulfilling prophecy

can his yellow card msg be that picture?

do i need to hit SB or do these things just trigger automatically?

hahahahahahaha goole

it was inevitable that this sort of thing would occur

http://www.bingegamer.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/phoenixwright.jpg

OBJECTION

My client posted the jpeg in good faith.

Also we'd like a further 3,236 charges to be taken into consideration.

it was inevitable that this sort of thing would occur

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 12:38 PM (1 minute ago)

^^ that's a good first line, but remember, keep it canon

louis just because you've never had a job in your life doesn't mean other people aren't working right now

oops

i uh didn't really think that one through

guess that's it then

PLEAD THE FIFTH PLEAD THE FIFTH

let it be known that i had a job, and that this was my day off

btw i voted radiohead ^_^

catmoticon will not save you now

;_;

it all happened too fast...the gathering theme of slash, the mention of "JFC"...i'm an idiot, and i can only ask that you delete the post entirely and show the clemency i barely deserve

so wait, did you have that URL bookmarked just in case the perfect storm of "slash" and "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" came about

you're like some reverse bartleby, we tell you'd we'd prefer you to not do something and then you do it anyway

this is genuine remorse...i'd been doing so well, i had 39 SBs about 3 months ago and 42 when i checked 2 days ago...it's probably pushing 50 now and all for a moment of insanity made worse by the fact i couldn't find a working hotlink of the more famous and crucially MUCH less graphic "JFC" image (I GIS'd the phrase with the original in mind)

this is my last waaahmbulance-chase, what happens next is up to y'all but please, understand that i'll never do that again, banned or not

it's like a self-fulfilling prophecy

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE)

trying to decide whether this is re: LJ getting himself SB'd or a brilliant pun reaction to that jpeg

i mean are both equally valid, just trying to sort out which direction you were going at the time

i had 39 SBs about 3 months ago and 42 when i checked 2 days ago

ha, how do you check how many sbs you've gotten?

oh man, I leave the house for just a few minutes and it's a SB-crisis triggered by Jesus fucking Christ.

i asked a friendly mod

actually, could a friendly mod please let me know my revised total :-/ and then could they delete my offending post

i don't want you to be banned louis

ty m@tt :)

btw im sorry to have totally derailed a valuable ilm thread

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN

stunningly, lj, your antics today didnt garner you a single additional SB.

http://www.stageandcinema.com/man%20on%20wire%201.jpg

Alright, where's the Jesus Fucking the Holy Spirit jpg then?

http://misskind.no.sapo.pt/dbimg/Aerosmith-NineLives199719148_f.jpg

did lj just post that link or was it originally an image cause if its just that link containing a dire warning then u only have yrself to blame if u click on it

no he posted it as an image, we fixed it in post

Well anyways, back to more serious matters. Check out part 6 in this:

http://www.freewebs.com/rentboythomandfriends/purplemonkey/3.htm

“Put your teeth on my neck, Jon.”

http://www.tarzanacosmeticdentist.org/images/dentures.jpg

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

closer than i thought it'd be

This thread is better than I'd ever imagined it would be from the title.

groan at results

Beyonce's victory here is pathetic and appalling, but not especially surprising.

To me the entire premise of this thread is overshadowed by following exactly how LJ got yellow carded. I mean WOW. In light of that, who cares who won the poll?

Hahah Alex she didn't even win! (Thank Christ! LOLOLOLOL DOUBLE ENTENDRE)

Ooh, she didn't. OKay, I am officially an idiot. Wow! I just took it as a given (as opposed to a gibbon, which is a long-tailed, hooting forrest primate). Now, where did I put that dunce cap?

I read a feeeeew too many Thonny Cheesecakes over the past week.

TIME TO CLOSE DOWN ILM GUYZ

Beyonce's victory here is pathetic and appalling, but not especially surprising.

The premise of this poll is pathetic and appalling.. but at least the thread was funny.

Noodle Vague you're just mad that your experimental Phil + Stanley Cakelab with rhstan69 got rejected. ;)

DELETE Z S

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