#1 modern rock hits of 1997

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Chumbawamba - "Tubthumping" 21
Third Eye Blind - "Semi-Charmed Life" 20
Garbage - #1 Crush 11
Mighty Mighty Bosstones - "The Impression That I Get" 7
Wallflowers - "One Headlight" 7
Marcy Playground - "Sex and Candy" 4
U2 - "Discothèque" 4
Live - "Lakini's Juice" 4
Smashmouth - "Walkin' on the Sun" 4
Sugar Ray - "Fly" 3
The Verve Pipe - "The Freshmen" 3
U2 - "Staring At The Sun" 3
Matchbox 20 - "Push" 1
Everclear - "Everything To Everyone" 0


proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 May 2009 07:33 (fifteen years ago) link

what a shit heap.

proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 May 2009 07:33 (fifteen years ago) link

a nightmare i never want to relive

proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 May 2009 07:36 (fifteen years ago) link

good christ

(voted discotheque)

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Sunday, 3 May 2009 07:38 (fifteen years ago) link

better than now.

1. chumba
2. everclear
3. 3rd eye

xhuxk, Sunday, 3 May 2009 07:40 (fifteen years ago) link

the only three songs i could listen to without wanting to punch myself into unconsciousness are "Sex And Candy," "The Impression That I Get" and "Lakini's Juice."

proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 May 2009 07:42 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm gonna go with Lakini's Juice just because it was such a sick move for Live to come back from the wussiest, lamest radio crossover schlock record with a totally weird, aggro HELMET rip-off, like 4 years after Helmet failed to crossover

proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 May 2009 07:44 (fifteen years ago) link

better than now.

― xhuxk, Sunday, May 3, 2009 3:40 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

when you're right, you're right.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_one_modern_rock_hits_of_2008

proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 May 2009 07:50 (fifteen years ago) link

i can't tell you how half of those songs go.

proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 May 2009 07:51 (fifteen years ago) link

why do people like 3rd eye blind? that song is terrible.

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Sunday, 3 May 2009 07:54 (fifteen years ago) link

My friend calls Third Eye Blind music "Dubba Dubba" music because of this:

proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 May 2009 07:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Third Eye Blind - "Semi-Charmed Life"

fucking duh

zone 6 polar bear (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 3 May 2009 08:30 (fifteen years ago) link

The late '90s was such a bad time for music, I wish people would stop talking about it.

DavidM, Sunday, 3 May 2009 08:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Walking on one Headlight.

I smell sex and candy, but I get up again, I'm not the only one. well I will. I would die for you, and we can drive it home like a birdie in the sky. I want something else, I think you like to be the victim. That's the impression that I get.

james k polk, Sunday, 3 May 2009 09:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Bosstones, easy peasy.

Munter S Thompson (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 May 2009 09:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Worst mixtape ever. Seriously, what a nightmare.

There are only three tolerable songs here -- the two by U2, and "Push".

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 3 May 2009 09:19 (fifteen years ago) link

when you're right, you're right.

Well, I'd say each list has about a 25% hit rate (= about three decent songs), but even though I haven't heard every song on the 2008 list, I'm willing to bet the farm that none of them are even 0.00001% as horrible as "Sex and Candy".

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 3 May 2009 09:26 (fifteen years ago) link

"Fly" obv

Styles Davis (The Reverend), Sunday, 3 May 2009 09:43 (fifteen years ago) link

SUGAR RAY & SUPERCAT FLY TRIBUTE THREAD

Styles Davis (The Reverend), Sunday, 3 May 2009 09:44 (fifteen years ago) link

What is with the 3eB apologists on this board. I just saw them at Bamboozle and I almost puked in my mouth

proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 May 2009 09:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I must admit I have the hook of "The Impression That I Get" stuck in my head fairly often and don't mind its presence

Styles Davis (The Reverend), Sunday, 3 May 2009 09:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Surprised to see no Radiohead songs in there, but it's "Staring At The Sun" then. A great song from a not-so-great album.

Geir Hongro, Sunday, 3 May 2009 10:05 (fifteen years ago) link

third eye blind, and it ain't even close

slow lorax (k3vin k.), Sunday, 3 May 2009 13:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Oy, slim pickins indeed.

Going with "Walking on the Sun" if only for that organ hook (which was originally someone else's, right? Perez Prado or somebody?)

Alex in NYC, Sunday, 3 May 2009 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link

What is with the 3eB apologists on this board. I just saw them at Bamboozle and I almost puked in my mouth

Contrarian for contrarian's own sake.

Surely, I praised them on AMA as the best American band I had heard for ages, but I quickly realized that I was wrong. "Semi Charmed Life" is still a nice and catchy pop song, though, but nothing I'd vote for here.

Geir Hongro, Sunday, 3 May 2009 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link

U2 - "Discothèque"
Live - "Lakini's Juice"
Wallflowers - "One Headlight"
Mighty Mighty Bosstones - "The Impression That I Get"
Sugar Ray - "Fly"
Everclear - "Everything To Everyone"

^^^ wouldn't change the channel on any of these today. There's better singles from that Everclear album though, and I'd trade "Impression" for "Rascal King."

For years and years "Discotheque" was the only thing I'd give U2 as a decent song.

Vote is a tossup between "One Headlight" and "Fly." OH seems like a final manifestation of something deeply mid-90s (grungey attitude, Hootie palette - "Old Man And Me" is contemporary with this stuff)... whereas "Fly" points the way to the sunny hits of the last few years of the decade. Hrm.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 3 May 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Smashmouth easy, Bosstones 2nd

loaded forbear (gabbneb), Sunday, 3 May 2009 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link

ha ha, i always remember why i was so into grindcore and hardcore when a poll like this comes up.

the table is the table, Sunday, 3 May 2009 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

also voted for the only band i remotely respect, that being the Chumbawumba.

the table is the table, Sunday, 3 May 2009 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link

C'wamba, for subversive jarhead vibe

Dr Morbius, Sunday, 3 May 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't know when this came out (probly 98 or so), but i actually owned this at the time:
http://fusionanomaly.net/negativlandchumbawambaabcsofanarchism.jpg

the table is the table, Sunday, 3 May 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link

so we can all at least agree that the Verve Pipe is awful

proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 May 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Followup single "Villains" was okay but "The Freshman" is horrible. I'm sure there's a thread that heaped systematic abuse on it, don't know if it's recent or old but it definitely involves a lot of people from the Verve Pipe's hometown complaining that they'd been flogging that same song for ages.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 3 May 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

The Verve Pipe's "The Freshman" vs. Pearl Jam's "Last Kiss"

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 3 May 2009 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link

well, The Freshmen is. this - http://www.last.fm/music/The+Verve+Pipe/_/Spoonful+of+Sugar - is pretty bad too, but not in the same way.

xp

loaded forbear (gabbneb), Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link

"Villains" though might have some of the most banal lyrics ever visited upon alt-rock:

And as i'm searching for the story
subscription card falls to the floor
i'm losing interest more and more

To pick it up i'm bending over
out of the corner of my eye
I see a pair of blazing thighs

I straighten up to look her over
and up my back a shooting pain
it's bound to settle in my brain

Beats the maudlin dickishness of "Freshman" though.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link

About half of these are better than almost everything that's currently on Top 40 radio, and about 2/3's of these were top 40 crossovers which does not happen nearly as often these days with modern rock hits.

what i genuinely like = "Semi-Chamred Life" is in my top 100 singles ever, so thats my obvious vote. I hear "Sex And Candy" as a Pavement ripoff, and I've never had problems with bands trying to sound like Pavement. I'm okay with "#1 Crush" and "Impression." "Tubthumping" is really catchy.

"One Headlight" is almost good except it's so fucking slow and repetitive and I kinda hate the production.. If it were 3 minutes instead of 5 I'd enjoy it a lot better. I keep hearing "Fly" by Sugar Ray at the grocery store and it makes me want to punch babies. I hope I never hear that Everclear song again. For a few weeks maybe 2 or 3 years ago, I thought I would give the singles on U2's "Pop" album another chance, which was a big mistake.. I fucking hate "Lakini's Juice." I can imagine those dudes sitting around in the studio while recording being all like "Yeah man! this song fukin ROCKS!" and nodding their heads to this piece of shit they were putting together.. Oh by the way, speaking of Live I could have sworn the godawful "Turn My Head" also charted as a modern rock #1.. but I guess not.

"Push" and "The Freshmen" are interesting cases because I know their shitty, but what changes for me over time is simply how shitty.. Sometimes I can deal with them in small doses, and other times it hits me right in the gut.. omg painful..

billstevejim, Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link

"Lakini's Juice" C or D?

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link

"Photograph" by The Verve Pipe is a good song.

billstevejim, Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link

what a shit heap.

― proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, May 3, 2009 3:33 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a nightmare i never want to relive

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tevin "ratt" campbell (Pillbox), Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

voted Chumba fwiw

tevin "ratt" campbell (Pillbox), Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm gonna go with Lakini's Juice just because it was such a sick move for Live to come back from the wussiest, lamest radio crossover schlock record with a totally weird, aggro HELMET rip-off, like 4 years after Helmet failed to crossover

This followed up this single with "Turn My Head" which is actually wussier than "Lightning Crashes" ..

billstevejim, Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link

"Staring," 3EB, "Fly," Smash Mouth, "Tubthumping" still sound OK, though I wouldn't call any of it great. I voted Chumbawamba.

Matos W.K., Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Ha, I totally voted for "The Freshmen".

Am not hearing the Pavement-Marcy Playground connection.

Sundar, Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CANNOT REMEMBER

the table is the table, Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Marcy Playground were from the small suburb that my parents moved to after raising me mostly in the city. one of the songs on their first album is about a girl who threw herself into a shallow creek near my house.

the table is the table, Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

also, one of my friends at the time of 'Sex & Candy' was in a cover band of sorts and the talent show committee wouldn't let them do that song. so they made it 'Cheese & Candy,' which is something i've never failed to roffle at.

the table is the table, Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Water 4 the Pool was so much better than the Verve Pipe.

Mark, Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

semi-charmed life is a bad song btw

loaded forbear (gabbneb), Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo

the table is the table, Sunday, 3 May 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link

okay this song is terrible

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 15 September 2010 07:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't think i've heard the freakout version and how the hell did "fly" only get 3 votes?

The Reverend, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 07:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Sugar Ray - "Fly" 3
The Verve Pipe - "The Freshmen" 3

srsly???

The Reverend, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 07:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I am curious who voted for matchbox 20

hk phooey (crüt), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 07:32 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm surprised "discotheque" isn't up there with more votes. though i can understand the appeal of "tubthumping" as long as we're talking very limited doses.

charlie h, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 07:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Sugar Ray - "Fly" 3
The Verve Pipe - "The Freshmen" 3

srsly???

― The Reverend, Wednesday, September 15, 2010 2:31 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 15 September 2010 07:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Chumbawumba are like the Mekons or something aren't they?

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:02 (fourteen years ago) link

i love that thing at the beginning of the album version of "tubthumping" (which is my fav of these tracks JUST BTW) with the whole "i thought it mattered. i thought that MUSIC mattered. but does it? bollocks. not compared to how people matter." it's like they knew how completely and gloriously they were selling out w/ that record.

lol i like "semi-charmed life" too, esp. since i saw it on like, land before time commercials and shit.

teledyldonix, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

so sad I missed this one.

skip, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

Great thread. Some dude's "Born to Run" comparison basically defines "Semi-Charmed Life" for me now, I have cited it several times in an attempt to get people to appreciate the song.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

can't believe my old thread started the shitheap of the ilx front page this month

rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, OKAY??????? WE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

u_u

rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

What are you even talking about? Those threads are awesome even if they're completely full of shit.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks for the inspiration! I loves me some modern rock trivia.

LimbsKing, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

Sugar Ray - "Fly" 3
The Verve Pipe - "The Freshmen" 3

srsly???

― The Reverend, Wednesday, September 15, 2010 2:31 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, September 15, 2010 12:39 AM Bookmark

The Reverend, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

wtf is a verve pipe

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

oh come on

there's no way anyone was every lucky enough not to hear "The Freshmen".

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

no I mean literally what is a verve pipe

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

Ugh, "The Freshmen" seemed to be ubiquitous for years. It's biggest crime, though, was obscuring the fact that the Verve Pipe had actually put out a pretty decent single beforehand ("Photograph").

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

we should poll Bands Produced by Jerry Harrison.

go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

xp - lol, oh. I have no clue.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

xxxpost

Something you might use to bludgeon Richard Ashcroft to death?

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

I think it is a pipe... with verve

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

is it some sort of stupid phallic/sexual slang like Pearl Jam

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

wait

what?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

omg, me too!

Björk lied (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

In an early promotional interview, Vedder said that the name "Pearl Jam" was a reference to his great-grandmother Pearl, who was married to a Native American and had a special recipe for peyote-laced jam.[18] In a 2006 Rolling Stone cover story however, Vedder admitted that this story was "total bullshit", even though he indeed had a great-grandma named Pearl. Ament and McCready explained that Ament came up with "pearl", and that the band later settled on "Pearl Jam" after attending a concert by Neil Young, in which he extended his songs as improvisations of 15–20 minutes in length,[2] a practice known as jamming.

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

^^^lies

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

the only way that story could be better is if a band called Mookie Blaylock sold 10 million albums

some dude, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

have you heard of this Neil Young and this "jamming" that he does lol

xp

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

six years pass...

I ranked these things, the best modern rock year since 1993.

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 February 2019 01:23 (five years ago) link

The summer "Fly" was big I worked the counter at a burger kiosk in a theme park, that fucking song played three times an hour. The only songs that come close to my hatred are Sixpence None The Richer's two hits, which each played more than once an hour on the Safeway store radio when I worked there. Not so bad during normal shifts but twice a month I worked overnight on Friday alone. Just me and Christian pop-rock.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 23 February 2019 05:40 (five years ago) link

I haven't actually heard "Fly" in 20 years but I'm pretty sure I could karaoke it without lyrics with no trouble.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 23 February 2019 05:41 (five years ago) link

My roommate from 1997 played bass in a cover band that had "Push" in its repertoire (as well as Better Than Ezra's "Good"). I'd almost put that Wallflowers in the same bland-rock genre with the other two, but I've always loved that song more than I could explain.

Also, I forgot that Smash Mouth ever had another song on the radio. In hindsight, I always used to get "Walking on the Sun" mixed up with Space's "Female of the Species".

enochroot, Monday, 25 February 2019 17:09 (five years ago) link

remember that smash mouth song "then the morning comes"? basically a rewrite of "walkin' on the sun"

dyl, Monday, 25 February 2019 17:33 (five years ago) link

it was also the first big smash mouth hit that was mostly ignored by alternative radio

dyl, Monday, 25 February 2019 17:36 (five years ago) link

This was the summer when I started commuting from Ann Arbor to Detroit every day and 2/3 of these songs made up the entire playlist of 89X out of Windsor, Ontario. Smashmouth and the Bosstones are probably the only ones I'd leave on if I heard them on the radio now.

joygoat, Monday, 25 February 2019 18:16 (five years ago) link

it's so sad how so many alternative stations are basically 'hard' adult contemporary stations now

dyl, Monday, 25 February 2019 21:53 (five years ago) link

could have sworn that Shaggy was the guest on "Fly". some Mandala Effect shit going on there.

feel bad that Everclear was shut out here. I only had the two CDs by them but they were a pretty fun group. It's weird that they're fading into obscurity while Weezer continues to be massive. hell, Everclear even recorded an abominable covers album before they did - they even had the good sense to do "The Boys are Back in Town"

frogbs, Monday, 25 February 2019 22:14 (five years ago) link

loved basically all this shit back in the day. 103.1 the Buzz

if this is a simulation.. i gotta say, it's a pretty good simulation! (esby), Monday, 25 February 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link

Walking on one Headlight.

I smell sex and candy, but I get up again, I'm not the only one. well I will. I would die for you, and we can drive it home like a birdie in the sky. I want something else, I think you like to be the victim. That's the impression that I get.

― james k polk, Sunday, May 3, 2009 3:05 AM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

if this is a simulation.. i gotta say, it's a pretty good simulation! (esby), Monday, 25 February 2019 22:23 (five years ago) link

some Mandala Effect shit going on there.

i'm having some mandela effect shit about the name of this effect

na (NA), Monday, 25 February 2019 22:31 (five years ago) link

This was a pretty damn good year apart from "The Freshman", I still love many of these songs

Vinnie, Monday, 25 February 2019 22:32 (five years ago) link

i don't remember "the freshmen" but i'm sure if i put it on it will be instant recognition

ciderpress, Monday, 25 February 2019 22:34 (five years ago) link

still waiting for the "freshman" voters to explain themselves itt

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Monday, 25 February 2019 23:04 (five years ago) link

i just checked and ah its that song. don't really think its thew orst thing on this list

ciderpress, Monday, 25 February 2019 23:13 (five years ago) link

"the freshmen" is a lot of fun to sing at karaoke but no room on earth will ever want to hear it

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Monday, 25 February 2019 23:21 (five years ago) link

that reminds me that i did surprisingly well with m20's "long day" a few weeks ago, tho tbf the audience consisted of abt six people and we were all riding a shared late-90s-deep-radio-cut thing, it was great

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 04:06 (five years ago) link

i have no idea why #1 crush didn't roll this considering it's the only good song on the list

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 04:10 (five years ago) link


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