Worst Beach Boys Song on L.A. (Light Album) - Part 1 in an Ongoing Series

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I was just listening to this and being sorta appalled by Lady Lynda and thought, "hey, I bet ILM will help me scientifically determine what is the absolute worst Beach Boys song in their catalog." So, working backwards, I plan on polling all their albums and then taking the winners (losers?) of those polls in a "loser take all" poll. So let's all discuss/vote and see if anything beats out "Student Demonstration Time".

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Lady Lynda 2
Shortnin' Bread 1
Sumahama 1
Angel Come Home 0
Love Surrounds Me 0
Full Sail 0
Here Comes the Night 0
Baby Blue 0
Goin' South 0
Good Timin' 0


Skinny Malinky (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 May 2009 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

I imagine Geir will come along and vote for the discofied Here Comes the Night shortly...

Skinny Malinky (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 May 2009 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

the discofied here comes the night is awesome

iatee, Thursday, 7 May 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

I mean in a sorta perverse way

iatee, Thursday, 7 May 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

it has a certain goofy charm. they don't quite nail it but its def more fun than some of the other crap on here.

Skinny Malinky (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 May 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

also I'm not sure if it's really worth polling *all* of their albums, cause the 80s and 90s ones will probably get the job done w/ this subject

iatee, Thursday, 7 May 2009 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

I will sorta rep for 'Sumahama' too

iatee, Thursday, 7 May 2009 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

also I'm not sure if it's really worth polling *all* of their albums, cause the 80s and 90s ones will probably get the job done w/ this subject

oh I'm limiting this to everything pre-80s. Nothing that does not include all the core members - Dennis, Brian, Carl, Al Jardine/David Marks, Mike, and Brian

Skinny Malinky (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 May 2009 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

Don't know any other tracks than "Lady Lynda" here, and I am sure there are other tracks that are worse. Haven't bothered to investigate anything from the late 70s onwards by them.

Geir Hongro, Thursday, 7 May 2009 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

i like baby blue

velko, Thursday, 7 May 2009 22:43 (seventeen years ago)

The songs (bar Here Comes The Night) get progressively worse crunching into the horrible, pointless Shortnin' Bread. Lady Lynda isn't that bad, Good Timin' is actually a fave.

the next grozart, Friday, 8 May 2009 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

haven't listened to this album and probably never will, but i can't imagine anyone voting for "good timin'".

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Friday, 8 May 2009 02:04 (seventeen years ago)

I totally dig Shortnin' Bread I must say

Skinny Malinky (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 May 2009 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

I think what I hate most about Lady Lynda is the quote at the beginning, which is such a pathetically transparent bid to be taken seriously

Skinny Malinky (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 May 2009 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

A weak album, but not as bad as the previous one. Dennis' songs here are great; Baby Blue is as good as anything he recorded. Here Come then Night and Shortening Bread are both fun. The rest are mostly bland and forgettable. Voted Sumahama, because, well, it's Mike Love singing in Japanese.

fit and working again, Friday, 8 May 2009 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

haven't listened to this album and probably never will, but i can't imagine anyone voting for "good timin'".

Some days, "Good Timin'" is among my favorite Beach Boys songs ever. Back in college, not long after I discovered the Beach Boys, I broke up with my girlfriend and made the hideous mistake of staying at school for March break -- and spent most of it just moping around alone.

But there was something so pure, so therapeutic about "Good Timin'" -- the 6/8 shuffle, the "ahhh-ah-AHHH-AHHH-AHHHHHHH!!!"'s in the background vocals of the chorus. Some days, nothing sounds more comforting to my ears.

Naive Teen Idol, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 02:44 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

lol the masses have spoken

High in Openness (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

landslide

iatee, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

Version of "Shortenin' Bread" on Adult Child is great.

Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, 14 May 2009 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

only 4 people voted for this? haha

the next grozart, Thursday, 14 May 2009 10:25 (seventeen years ago)

Never heard this album, gave up after that MIU thing

Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 10:29 (seventeen years ago)

I thought this one would get more attention, cause it's kind of the BB's Yacht album.

The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Hmm, so will there be movement forward as well as back?

Mark G, Thursday, 4 June 2009 16:14 (sixteen years ago)

Version of "Shortenin' Bread" on Adult Child is great.

Absolutely!!!! Is the version here different then?

Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 June 2009 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

Hmm, so will there be movement forward as well as back?

what d'you mean? I'm not planning on polling any stuff after this if that's what you're asking (on the grounds that not all core members participated, which I guess is debatable about Keepin the Summer Alive....? I don't remember. There was a discussion of this on one of the other poll threads).

Kool G Lapp (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 4 June 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

but we need to have a heated argument about whether "Kokomo" sucks or is secretly genius! (secretly genius, btw)

tylerw, Thursday, 4 June 2009 16:35 (sixteen years ago)

and are you insinuating that John Stamos is not a "core member"?

tylerw, Thursday, 4 June 2009 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

defend the indefensible: "kokomo" by the beach boys

J0hn all kinds of wrong on this thread btw^^^

Kool G Lapp (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 4 June 2009 16:37 (sixteen years ago)

prefer it to all other beach boys songs

― J0hn D., Saturday, April 19, 2008 2:34 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

*ahem*

Kool G Lapp (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 4 June 2009 16:37 (sixteen years ago)

haha, oh yeah. i guess we don't need to have a heated argument about whether "Kokomo" sucks or is secretly genius. that thread was pretty good.

tylerw, Thursday, 4 June 2009 16:49 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksieNCXVH-k

Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:15 (sixteen years ago)

fourteen years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax1Bd1JaUEE

Poor Dennis relegated to tapping a cymbal at the edge of the stage.

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 14 January 2024 22:52 (two years ago)

one year passes...

Angel Come Home, a song written by Carl and sung by Dennis, is surprisingly good on this. Pretty dope live version here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Ka4BpLzgk

Naive Teen Idol, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 00:06 (ten months ago)

This album is really okay I'd say. Significantly better than MIU

DLC Soundsystem (dog latin), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 00:36 (ten months ago)

It’s def. more professionally produced – they sort of flick at being a really good soft rock band in places. But song-for-song I’m not sure it’s actually better. I count six good songs here—Good Timin’, Angel Come Home, Love Surround Me, Here Comes the Disco, Baby Blue, and Shortenin’ Bread—and six or possibly seven on MIU, albeit produced quasi-poorly.

Sumahama is really bad.

Naive Teen Idol, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 05:13 (ten months ago)

"Angel Come Home" is like a slicker version of the late night-feeling stuff on Tusk ("Save Me A Place", "Honey Hi" etc.)

Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 05:51 (ten months ago)

Yes, and Christine McVie (who Dennis was dating) guests on Love Surrounds Me.

Naive Teen Idol, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 11:34 (ten months ago)

Interesting because I think there are songs on Tusk (like "That's All For Everyone") that strongly remind me of Holland-era BBs

DLC Soundsystem (dog latin), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 12:30 (ten months ago)

Lindsay Buckingham is more than somewhat influenced by the Beach Boys!

Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 12:38 (ten months ago)

Revisiting this after a long time and this is very good. I'm into the Dennis songs like Love Surrounds Me.

I like Love You fine, but this sounds like a nice spritual successor to Holland in terms of tone. Certainly between than MIU and Big Ones

DLC Soundsystem (dog latin), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 23:25 (ten months ago)

I kinda love the the soft, yacht-y vibes on here.
It's always been intriguing to me how tantalizingly within-reach it could have been for them to move in that direction, and maybe chart a more, I dunno, adult or mature artistic course at that stage of their career. Especially in the context of the popularity of Fleetwood Mac and the other LA studio pop at the time. But I guess that would have required them to jettison the nostalgia-trip portion of the act, which just wasn't gonna happen.

peisistratos, Wednesday, 9 July 2025 03:38 (ten months ago)


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