What's on your walkman, 14-year-old Indian boy with a 2cm fish in yr penis?

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,,24353334-5012895,00.html

wtf

Some bizarre cover version with altered lyrics of Birdhouse In Your Soul by TMBG, perhaps?

Trout Mask Replica.

Ouch.

"According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home."

WORST. EXCUSE. EVER.

watch me superman dat fishbowl

According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.

Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms.

hmm...

Obviously, Candiru - "Piscatorial Terror"

i cannot get over that explanation

you know that in some tropical freshwaters there is a tiny fish which actually DOES swim into yr peehole, dies, and basically rots yr dick off

oh wait, it is the candiru, just mentioned

i also overstate its effects, trust me for believing in urban legend

Not an urban legend: I recall seeing some cable show featuring actual endoscopy footage of one of those being removed from a guy, followed by the guy in question being taken someone to confront the actual preserved fish that was removed, which was cringe-inducingly large

They also have close relatives that will punch through the skin of pretty much anything in the water and eat it from the inside in no time flat, leaving a hole-punched outer skin with nothing but bones inside

"Slip it in" - Black Flag
"Use Once and Destroy" - Hole

i meant the bit about it dying and rotting dick off; the internet claims that a candiru has only made one validated urethral entrance (presumably the one you saw), and manhood was intact iirc

that other fish you reference sounds like a right old beast

This story has a real "slipped and fell directly on the wine bottle" feel to it

I seem to recall reading a thread about another adolescent Indian boy who had flies coming out his penis, I think it was either here, or in a nightmare I'd imagine.

Candiru (English and Portuguese) or candirú (Spanish), also known as canero or toothpick fish, are parasitic freshwater catfish of a number of genera in the family Trichomycteridae. They are found in the Amazon River and have a reputation among the natives as the most feared fish in its waters, even over piranha....
...It is believed that they are able to enter a human urethra only when it is expanded during urination.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2288/can-the-candir-fish-swim-upstream-into-your-urethra-revisited

million to one shot, doc, million to one shot

Someone please stop me before I post this: "Making Flippy Floppy."

xpost

something by WEEN

something by:

Hootie & The Blowfish
OR
Country Joe and the Fish
OR
Fish from Marillion

"I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it."

For your entertainment, a repository of fish related music puns...
http://www.jimrothermel.com/FishJokes.htm

i'm sure i remember reading somewhere that jacking off with some sort of implement down your urethra is a thing.

Sounds a bit dodgy if you ask me...

Impressively, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_fish redirects to Candiru

you probably read that palahniuk short story that was briefly infamous around 5 or 6 years ago xxp

Obviously it's Barnes and Barnes' "Fishheads"

you probably read that palahniuk short story that was briefly infamous around 5 or 6 years ago

ah, indeed i did! read it in the Guardian on a Saturday morning with a hangover eating a fry-up.

hopefully that means it is a fictional thing.

Fish Dances - Irresistible Force
I Wanna Be A Little Fishy - Thomas Fehlmann

you read it in the same place i did! i actually remember far too much about that story, not that i find it particularly gross, just a bit try-hard shocking

give it its dues, though, it leaves an impression

Flipper - "Sex Bomb"

Talkin' Fish Stuck In My Dick Blues - Dock Boggs

I'm Finding It Harder To Be A Gentleman - The White Stripes

Praga Khan - Injected With A Poisson

First off, DJ Mencap wins! HIGH-larious!!!!

Second:

i'm sure i remember reading somewhere that jacking off with some sort of implement down your urethra is a thing.

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, May 18, 2009 5:43 PM

Sounds a bit dodgy if you ask me...

― snoball,

See what snoball did there?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding

frank zappa - mud shark

"Good Bait"