THE REAL NEW ETERNAL SLAP-FIGHT of the PREPOSTEROUSLY PROLIFIC

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Unscientific and inexact accounting of albums/songs (based in large part on my iTunes library)...an "album" counting as a collection of four or more songs recorded live or in the studio, the majority of which were previously unavailable, incl. Buffalo Springfield, CSNY, Traveling Wilburys, Von Sudenfed, soundtracks, etc. (Pollard's # includes 20 EP's and recordings by Nightwalker, Lexo & The Leapers & Boston Spaceships.) This sorta requires accepting the artist on his own merits, in which case come to think of it Jandek wins in a landslide or maybe doesn't really belong here....

SO, which of these sleepwalking idiots savant has the HIGHEST "HIT"-TO-MISS RATIO?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Mark E. Smith (32 years: 34 albums/380 songs) 14
Neil Young (43 years: 36 albums/355 songs) 12
Robert Pollard (23 years: 52 albums/548 songs) 7
Bob Dylan (47 years: 36 albums/447 songs) 5
Jandek (31 years: 55 albums/600+ songs) 1


Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

MES needs to take this.

sad blue nose hybrid with shit football crew (country matters), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

I wish I could vote for MES, but it's still Neil for me

Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

Really, really tough call for me between Neil and Pollard. I mean, in direct answer to the question posed, Neil has the higher hit to miss ratio - but my heart always holds a special place for good ol' Bobby and his prolific scatterings of shit in the wind.

homage is parody gone sour (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

I shouldn't vote since I don't know Jandek's or Pollard's work at all. But will vote for Dylan anyway.

resistance is feudal (WmC), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

What about Duke Ellington: 50+ years, almost 2000 compositions. These kids have nothing on him.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

I was just about to post that J)hn D probably has like 4 or 5 hundred, but Tuomas just blew that out of the water.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

Sun Ra, and he didn't really start releasing a lot of albums will he was in his 50s

Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

Billy Childish must be catching up with Duke Ellington by now.

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

Someone mentioned Acid Mothers Temple on the first try at this thread. Let me hereby state that their approach to releasing music is abysmal, and it is the single reason why I have not really bothered with them. FFS get one fucking editor and release your best material in annual installments you dicks.

sad blue nose hybrid with shit football crew (country matters), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

^ See also R. Pollard

Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

I DON'T CARE IF YR COMMUNICATING W/ THE COSMOS I MEAN CMON HELP ME HELP YOU HERE DUDES

sad blue nose hybrid with shit football crew (country matters), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

Bob Dylan has the biggest hits.

I don't know if his worst (excl Dylan/Dead, live albums) are exactly terrible, but I'm not qualified to comment on Neil, Bobbert, Janny..

Mark E Smith I've yet to hear a 'terrible' album by, just some are more 'hits with me' than 'don't think it's his best, others do' sort of thing.

Actually, his solo albums, OK the first one being the only one I've heard, was painful listening, so: that.

Mark G, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, with AMT you have to strain a lot of cosmic diarrhoea to find a few solid chunks.

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Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

Prince

The-Reverend (rev), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

oh I am totally in need of getting into Prince

sad blue nose hybrid with shit football crew (country matters), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

Prince is a good answer: in 31 years he's released around 400 songs on his official albums alone, and there's gotta be at least 400 more if you count his side projects, B-sides, non-album singles, Internet releases, etc.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:53 (seventeen years ago)

Plus there's his legendary vault of unreleased songs, which is rumoured to have hundreds and hundreds of tunes.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

the Guided by Voices database lists 1390 songs :-P http://www.gbvdb.com/tracks.asp

lynshroom, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

Mmm, but Prince's hit ratio is damn low!

Mark G, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

of those listed here, Neil for sure.

(but would've definitely voted Sun Ra over everybody)

Wrinkles, I'll See You On the Other Side (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

Sun Ra had more than a few misses though.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:30 (seventeen years ago)

Not more than Pollard surely?

ian, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:32 (seventeen years ago)

No, and at least Sun Ra was putting in a bit of effort most of the time

Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

i think i'm the only one who fears prince's legendary archive of 1000s of songs more than i want to hear it.

like hearing actually how godawful the stuff he did with miles would actually be.

your porno name is rodd tundgren (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

"Not more than Pollard surely?"

Pollard was all misses.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

I would like to vote Jandek just to rep for the guy, but it is MES in a landslide for me.

emil.y, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

I'd vote for Jandek if I wasn't obligated to vote for Neil.

ian, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

Anyway of the original 5 I think that Smith probably has the highest ratio of hits to misses with Young running a close-ish second.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:41 (seventeen years ago)

to me, dylan and neil don't really fit that much...they don't seem like being prolific is one of their "things" like with MES or Pollard or (esp.) Jandek

so i guess i will vote MES cuz of those three that is the best band, after neil and bob are disqualified.

your porno name is rodd tundgren (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

Pollard was all misses.

Okay, this is just wrong. Many, many misses? Yes.

homage is parody gone sour (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

I don't like him, what can I say.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

Just playing the part of fanboy. I've only heard a couple Jandek albums and decided he is really not for me, but I wouldn't go ahead and dismiss his entire oeuvre as being without a hit.

homage is parody gone sour (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

Hah see I think Jandek is actually one of those artists who you actually can do that with.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

Fair enough, I suppose, haven't heard enough to really argue that one.

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

I'd vote for Jandek if I wasn't obligated to vote for Neil.

Hahaha dude you better HOPE he doesn't read this.

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

Fuck a ratio, a truer test of the prolific artist is the number of hits per year, the misses don't count. Pollard's profligacy is actually audible, so he wins.

ogmor, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

Ahhh, R. Stevie Moore might beat them all for prolifocity. Prolificitude? Prolificness? And unlike Prince, everything gets released!

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

Mmm, but Prince's hit ratio is damn low!

― Mark G, Tuesday, May 26, 2009 9:14 AM Bookmark

Recently, sure, but unlike any of the poll options, I actually have some use for him.

Sonia, Judge Sotomayor (The Reverend), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 06:33 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

I voted Mark E Smith but wondered how many songs George Clinton has to his name?

Nate Carson, Thursday, 4 June 2009 03:56 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 4 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)


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