Metallica - Jump in the Water
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)
Metallica - Yogurtbreath
Metallica - Ride the bus.
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)
Metallica - Owner of puppets.
Sex Pistols - Constitutional Monarchy in the U.K.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:27 (sixteen years ago)
U2 - Zero
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:28 (sixteen years ago)
Anal Cunt - I Became A Councillor So I Could Tell Parking Fine Victims They Asked For It
― Down In The Babestation At Midnight (DJ Mencap), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago)
the classic - RS - "Let's Spend Some Time Together" - complete with Mick eyeroll
― BlackIronPrison, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:33 (sixteen years ago)
Beatles - an Afternoon in the Life
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:35 (sixteen years ago)
U2 - Where the Streets Are All Arranged In An Easily Navigable Grid Of Letters and Numbers
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)
"Practically Nobody Does It Appreciably Better"
― mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)
David Bowie - Ashes to Charcoal
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)
Jimmy Cliff - A Couple of Rivers to Cross
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)
Travis - Why Does it Sometimes Rain on Me?
Byrds - Seven Miles High
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:39 (sixteen years ago)
Boston - Just As Much As A Feeling
Dolly Parton - 10 to 4
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)
Kate Bush - Walking Up That Hill
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)
Anal Cunt - Everyone In Dalston Should Be Killed
― Down In The Babestation At Midnight (DJ Mencap), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)
Electric Six - Danger: Regular Voltage!
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)
Tina Turner - "I'm Not Sure How Relevant Love Is Right Now"
― nabisco, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)
Fleetwood Mac -- "Bicuspid"
― mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:45 (sixteen years ago)
The Beatles - "Happiness Is a Noun"
― nabisco, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:46 (sixteen years ago)
GG Allin - "Sleeping In My Bed On A Monday Night"
― snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)
Elvis Presley - Near The Ghetto
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)
Oasis - Live For A Very Long Time
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)
Barry White -- "You Were One of the First, There Won't Be Many After You, and You're Just About All I've Got"
― mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)
Elton John - It Is Futile To Try And Stop The Sun From Going Down In My Presence
― joygoat, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)
"Penultimate Train to Clarksville"
― mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)
Joy Division - Love Will Keep Us Together
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)
ABBA - Dancing Princess
AC/DC - Some Rosie
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)
Eagles - Motel California
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:53 (sixteen years ago)
U2 - Sunday Bruised Sunday
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)
The Smiths - There's A Light That Only Goes Out For A Short While Sometimes
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)
Iron Maiden - Bring Your Daughter To The Vicar's Tea Party
― snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)
The Cure - A Wood
NWA -- "Feel Up tha Police"
― mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)
The Smashing Pumpkins - Dishand
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)
Madness - An Inch Too Wide Around The Waist Trousers
― snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)
Anal Cunt - I Like Hugs And Child Abuse
― Down In The Babestation At Midnight (DJ Mencap), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)
Steely Dan - Any Second Lieutenant Dude Will Tell You
― snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:58 (sixteen years ago)
The Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Caterpillar Legs
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)
Jim Carroll -- "People Who Were Sick But Got Better"
― mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)
Radiohead - Street Spirit (Cutoff)
(wait, that's less reasonable, isn't it?)
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)
Jim Croce - Beer In A Bottle
― snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Eine Kleine Abendmusik
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)
Motorhead - Ace Of Diamonds
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)
Bruce Springsteen - Born To Jog
― kornrulez6969, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)
Sparks - This Town Is Big Enough For Both Of Us
― StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:31 (sixteen years ago)
Seminary Gates
― kornrulez6969, Monday, 26 May 2025 05:19 (eleven months ago)
Metallica - Ride the bus
Not very reasonable if you're Cliff Burton
― octobeard, Monday, 26 May 2025 08:58 (eleven months ago)
Slayer - Angel of Morning
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 04:01 (eleven months ago)
The Light That Will Work More Often Than Not
― That Pedo Band (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 13:39 (eleven months ago)
Just Borrow My Sunshine For a Little While and Bring It Back When You’re Done
― doe on a hill (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 23:52 (ten months ago)
if i had a hammer dulcimer
― koogs, Friday, 18 July 2025 21:08 (ten months ago)
The Jam - Eaten Trifles
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Thursday, 28 August 2025 18:55 (eight months ago)
The Jam - Thick as Loiterers
― kornrulez6969, Friday, 29 August 2025 15:50 (eight months ago)
The Jam - Down In The Tube Station At Midday
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 29 August 2025 15:55 (eight months ago)
The Jam - The Bitterest Pill (Was Also Available in Soluble Form)
― Ashley Pomeroy, Friday, 29 August 2025 20:07 (eight months ago)
Recorded by everyone from Billie Holiday to Bryan Ferry, "These Pragmatic Things"
― birdistheword, Friday, 29 August 2025 20:25 (eight months ago)
The Modern Lovers - She Quacked
― Maresn3st, Tuesday, 2 September 2025 15:14 (eight months ago)
The Jam, "Town Called Malvern"
― AI Jardine (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 September 2025 15:24 (eight months ago)
The Jam - Just Who Ate the Five Foot Hero?
― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 2 September 2025 21:24 (eight months ago)
She Moos Through the Fair (Which Is a Reasonable Thing to Say Because She's a Cow)
― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 2 September 2025 23:10 (eight months ago)
The Heating Is On
― Maresn3st, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 10:31 (six months ago)
9 Tears
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 21:24 (six months ago)
Abalyft
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 22:40 (six months ago)
Modern Lovers - "Pablo Picasso (in his lifetime, no, but his reputation did not age well)"
― punchy wunchy wikipedia woo (bendy), Sunday, 15 February 2026 18:58 (three months ago)
GG Allin - Press Your Lips to My Heiney It Is Delightful
― Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 February 2026 19:19 (three months ago)
Chappell Roan - 'Pit Pony Club'
Lilly Wood & The Prick and Robin Schulz - 'Prayer In C++'
The Shangri-Las - 'Leader Of The Slack (Channel)'
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 1 March 2026 12:09 (two months ago)
Lungfish - "Content Creator to Follower in Endtime"
― Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Sunday, 1 March 2026 12:32 (two months ago)
Babylon Zoo - 'Binman'
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 8 March 2026 10:15 (two months ago)
do they know it’s friday?
― Home Alone Again Or (Deflatormouse), Saturday, 28 March 2026 03:55 (one month ago)
The Rolling Stones - 'Street Lighting Man'
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 29 March 2026 08:27 (one month ago)
The Rolling Stones - Moonlight Smile
― kornrulez6969, Sunday, 29 March 2026 19:28 (one month ago)
The Kingsmen - Louie
― eatandoph (Neue Jesse Schule), Sunday, 29 March 2026 22:16 (one month ago)
john coltrane - my things
― massaman gai (front tea for two), Monday, 30 March 2026 03:04 (one month ago)
The Rolling Stones - Jumpin' John
― Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Monday, 30 March 2026 03:26 (one month ago)
Pink Floyd - ‘Comfortably Seated’
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 30 March 2026 04:46 (one month ago)
Floyd
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 30 March 2026 05:01 (one month ago)
oops - thought I was searching to see if I’d ripped that off someone else
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 30 March 2026 05:04 (one month ago)
Echo & the Bunnymen: The Butter
― Zelda Zonk, Monday, 30 March 2026 05:06 (one month ago)
Scorpions - 'Brownout'
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Monday, 30 March 2026 17:32 (one month ago)
Excuse Me, Jude?
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Monday, 30 March 2026 17:34 (one month ago)
We Can Hug It Out
― henry s, Monday, 30 March 2026 17:47 (one month ago)
Signed, Sealed, Dropboxed
― kornrulez6969, Monday, 30 March 2026 18:17 (one month ago)
Elvis - A Proportionally Appropriate Hunk O' Love
― washed spice (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 30 March 2026 18:58 (one month ago)
Steely Dan - My Old Internship
― kornrulez6969, Monday, 30 March 2026 20:33 (one month ago)
Palace Music - You Have Gum in Your Hair and Your Dick Is Hanging Out
― flammarion ross (unregistered), Monday, 30 March 2026 23:35 (one month ago)
Bathroom Blitz (which is what happens to me because of my fiber-rich diet)
― Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:04 (one month ago)
Slint - Good Morning Corporal
― kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:24 (one month ago)
You could say that contractions are grammatically reasonable, since they take less time to say and fewer letters to write. Therefore:
The Beatles - I'll
― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 03:50 (one month ago)
Prince - 'With This Beer'
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 16:33 (four weeks ago)
― Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 21 April 2026 18:43 (four weeks ago)
Eurythmics - 'The Minor Royals Of America'
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 10 May 2026 16:45 (one week ago)
Living in a Box - "Living in a Van Hastag Vanlife"
M|A|R|R|S - "Carefully Raise the Volume But Not Between the Hours of 9pm-8am"
― Ashley Pomeroy, Monday, 11 May 2026 18:36 (one week ago)
Malo - Rico Suavecito
― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 12 May 2026 04:19 (one week ago)
David Bowie - 'Breaking Wind'
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 16 May 2026 16:18 (three days ago)
Metallica - "Basket of Puppies"
― Mark G, Saturday, 16 May 2026 21:06 (three days ago)