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Metallica - Jump in the Water

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

Metallica - Yogurtbreath

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

Metallica - Ride the bus.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

Metallica - Owner of puppets.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

Sex Pistols - Constitutional Monarchy in the U.K.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:27 (sixteen years ago)

U2 - Zero

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

Anal Cunt - I Became A Councillor So I Could Tell Parking Fine Victims They Asked For It

Down In The Babestation At Midnight (DJ Mencap), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

the classic - RS - "Let's Spend Some Time Together" - complete with Mick eyeroll

BlackIronPrison, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:33 (sixteen years ago)

Beatles - an Afternoon in the Life

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:35 (sixteen years ago)

U2 - Where the Streets Are All Arranged In An Easily Navigable Grid Of Letters and Numbers

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)

"Practically Nobody Does It Appreciably Better"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)

David Bowie - Ashes to Charcoal

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)

Jimmy Cliff - A Couple of Rivers to Cross

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)

Travis - Why Does it Sometimes Rain on Me?

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)

Byrds - Seven Miles High

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

Boston - Just As Much As A Feeling

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

Dolly Parton - 10 to 4

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)

Kate Bush - Walking Up That Hill

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

Anal Cunt - Everyone In Dalston Should Be Killed

Down In The Babestation At Midnight (DJ Mencap), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

Electric Six - Danger: Regular Voltage!

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

Tina Turner - "I'm Not Sure How Relevant Love Is Right Now"

nabisco, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

Fleetwood Mac -- "Bicuspid"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

The Beatles - "Happiness Is a Noun"

nabisco, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:46 (sixteen years ago)

GG Allin - "Sleeping In My Bed On A Monday Night"

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

Elvis Presley - Near The Ghetto

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

Oasis - Live For A Very Long Time

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)

Barry White -- "You Were One of the First, There Won't Be Many After You, and You're Just About All I've Got"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)

Elton John - It Is Futile To Try And Stop The Sun From Going Down In My Presence

joygoat, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

"Penultimate Train to Clarksville"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

Joy Division - Love Will Keep Us Together

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

ABBA - Dancing Princess

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

AC/DC - Some Rosie

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

Eagles - Motel California

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:53 (sixteen years ago)

U2 - Sunday Bruised Sunday

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

The Smiths - There's A Light That Only Goes Out For A Short While Sometimes

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

Iron Maiden - Bring Your Daughter To The Vicar's Tea Party

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

The Cure - A Wood

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

NWA -- "Feel Up tha Police"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

The Smashing Pumpkins - Dishand

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

Madness - An Inch Too Wide Around The Waist Trousers

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

Anal Cunt - I Like Hugs And Child Abuse

Down In The Babestation At Midnight (DJ Mencap), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

Steely Dan - Any Second Lieutenant Dude Will Tell You

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

The Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Caterpillar Legs

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

Jim Carroll -- "People Who Were Sick But Got Better"

mottdeterre, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

Radiohead - Street Spirit (Cutoff)

(wait, that's less reasonable, isn't it?)

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

Jim Croce - Beer In A Bottle

snoball, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Eine Kleine Abendmusik

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

Motorhead - Ace Of Diamonds

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)

Bruce Springsteen - Born To Jog

kornrulez6969, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

Sparks - This Town Is Big Enough For Both Of Us

StanM, Friday, 29 May 2009 18:31 (sixteen years ago)

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Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 11:34 (one year ago)

Daddy was a Bankteller

fetter, Wednesday, 31 July 2024 13:31 (one year ago)

Swamp Dogg - "Partial Destruction to Your Mind"

Chris L, Wednesday, 31 July 2024 13:44 (one year ago)

Icona Pop - I Like It

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 31 July 2024 17:41 (one year ago)

Lana Del Rey - Barq's

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 31 July 2024 17:42 (one year ago)

The Stranglers - "Breasts"
The Stranglers - "Happiness and Afternoon and Tea (Yukio)"

Ashley Pomeroy, Thursday, 1 August 2024 17:08 (one year ago)

The Stranglers - Often The Sun

nashwan, Thursday, 1 August 2024 17:16 (one year ago)

six months pass...

Almost Brushed My Teeth Today

budo jeru, Tuesday, 11 February 2025 23:34 (one year ago)

two months pass...

When the Priests Go Walking In

If you choose too long a name, your new display name will be trunc (SlimAndSlam), Thursday, 1 May 2025 22:40 (eleven months ago)

three weeks pass...

The Light That Will Work More Often Than Not

I am the stranger, killing the Boer (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 25 May 2025 18:39 (ten months ago)

Seminary Gates

kornrulez6969, Monday, 26 May 2025 05:19 (ten months ago)

Metallica - Ride the bus

Not very reasonable if you're Cliff Burton

octobeard, Monday, 26 May 2025 08:58 (ten months ago)

Slayer - Angel of Morning

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 04:01 (ten months ago)

The Light That Will Work More Often Than Not


I was thinking of Stereolab’s “The light that will cease to fail” but it also works for the Smiths “There is a light that never goes out”.

That Pedo Band (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 13:39 (ten months ago)

one month passes...

Just Borrow My Sunshine For a Little While and Bring It Back When You’re Done

doe on a hill (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 23:52 (nine months ago)

two weeks pass...

if i had a hammer dulcimer

koogs, Friday, 18 July 2025 21:08 (eight months ago)

one month passes...

The Jam - Eaten Trifles

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Thursday, 28 August 2025 18:55 (seven months ago)

The Jam - Thick as Loiterers

kornrulez6969, Friday, 29 August 2025 15:50 (seven months ago)

The Jam - Down In The Tube Station At Midday

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 29 August 2025 15:55 (seven months ago)

The Jam - The Bitterest Pill (Was Also Available in Soluble Form)

Ashley Pomeroy, Friday, 29 August 2025 20:07 (seven months ago)

Recorded by everyone from Billie Holiday to Bryan Ferry, "These Pragmatic Things"

birdistheword, Friday, 29 August 2025 20:25 (seven months ago)

The Modern Lovers - She Quacked

Maresn3st, Tuesday, 2 September 2025 15:14 (seven months ago)

The Jam, "Town Called Malvern"

AI Jardine (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 September 2025 15:24 (seven months ago)

The Jam - Just Who Ate the Five Foot Hero?

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 2 September 2025 21:24 (seven months ago)

She Moos Through the Fair (Which Is a Reasonable Thing to Say Because She's a Cow)

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 2 September 2025 23:10 (seven months ago)

two months pass...

The Heating Is On

Maresn3st, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 10:31 (four months ago)

9 Tears

budo jeru, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 21:24 (four months ago)

Abalyft

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 22:40 (four months ago)

three months pass...

Modern Lovers - "Pablo Picasso (in his lifetime, no, but his reputation did not age well)"

punchy wunchy wikipedia woo (bendy), Sunday, 15 February 2026 18:58 (one month ago)

GG Allin - Press Your Lips to My Heiney It Is Delightful

Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 February 2026 19:19 (one month ago)

Chappell Roan - 'Pit Pony Club'

Lilly Wood & The Prick and Robin Schulz - 'Prayer In C++'

The Shangri-Las - 'Leader Of The Slack (Channel)'

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 1 March 2026 12:09 (one month ago)

Lungfish - "Content Creator to Follower in Endtime"

Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Sunday, 1 March 2026 12:32 (one month ago)

Babylon Zoo - 'Binman'

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 8 March 2026 10:15 (three weeks ago)

two weeks pass...

do they know it’s friday?

Home Alone Again Or (Deflatormouse), Saturday, 28 March 2026 03:55 (five days ago)

The Rolling Stones - 'Street Lighting Man'

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 29 March 2026 08:27 (four days ago)

The Rolling Stones - Moonlight Smile

kornrulez6969, Sunday, 29 March 2026 19:28 (four days ago)

The Kingsmen - Louie

eatandoph (Neue Jesse Schule), Sunday, 29 March 2026 22:16 (four days ago)

john coltrane - my things

massaman gai (front tea for two), Monday, 30 March 2026 03:04 (three days ago)

The Rolling Stones - Jumpin' John

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Monday, 30 March 2026 03:26 (three days ago)

Pink Floyd - ‘Comfortably Seated’

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 30 March 2026 04:46 (three days ago)

Floyd

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 30 March 2026 05:01 (three days ago)

oops - thought I was searching to see if I’d ripped that off someone else

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 30 March 2026 05:04 (three days ago)

Echo & the Bunnymen: The Butter

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 30 March 2026 05:06 (three days ago)

Scorpions - 'Brownout'

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Monday, 30 March 2026 17:32 (three days ago)

Excuse Me, Jude?

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Monday, 30 March 2026 17:34 (three days ago)

We Can Hug It Out

henry s, Monday, 30 March 2026 17:47 (three days ago)

Signed, Sealed, Dropboxed

kornrulez6969, Monday, 30 March 2026 18:17 (three days ago)

Elvis - A Proportionally Appropriate Hunk O' Love

washed spice (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 30 March 2026 18:58 (three days ago)

Steely Dan - My Old Internship

kornrulez6969, Monday, 30 March 2026 20:33 (three days ago)

Palace Music - You Have Gum in Your Hair and Your Dick Is Hanging Out

flammarion ross (unregistered), Monday, 30 March 2026 23:35 (three days ago)


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