Kersal Massive poll

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Got on the bus with me day saver	6
you know that fuckin, tell em joe how the fuck it is, (yeah man, yeah man)	3
yeah, thats a fucking other one, and we dont fuck about	3
Over there in that corner its our boy ginger joe yeah	2
weve got the money cos we know how to rap	2
Featuring little fucking kev yeah	1
Levenshulme aint got shit on us (shit on us), yeah pimpin	0
this is the kersal man dm c mac yeah	0
Levenshulme can go and fuck that shit yeah cos we know how to do it	0
all we go, hsbc we do them grass	0
know how we roll with our back seats hoes	0
in the 05 V6 cleo twin turbo	0
laid low, did a grand theft auto	0
smoke the reefer in the corner	0
kick it kev	0
we dont fuck about.	0
kersal massive, you know that. fuck, peace.	0

― admrl, Friday, 26 June 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

Please select something to vote for.

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 26 June 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si8jU5Gd67M

― chap, Friday, 26 June 2009 11:44 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, I'd forgotten about this. Has to be "Got on the bus with me daysaver". Though if "Fuck. Peace" was on its own, it'd win.

― Chris in Belfast, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

Little Fucking Kev has to be in with a shot.

― chap, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

I voted you know that fuckin, tell em joe how the fuck it is, (yeah man, yeah man)

― admrl, Friday, 26 June 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

I always thought it was "know how we roll without back seats, hoes", because the V6 Clio is a two seater.

Anyway, I vote "Kick it Kev", simply because it provides such a good bridge between C Mack's intro and Little Kev's highly unconventional tercet style stanza.

― Bill A, Friday, 26 June 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

I don't get the HSBC part. Am I too old/southern/middle class?

― admrl, Friday, 26 June 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

whats a daysaver

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 26 June 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

it's a bus/travel pass

― admrl, Friday, 26 June 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

xpost

ah, that's because it's "HSBC we do them grafts", grafting being manc slang for general thievery.

― Bill A, Friday, 26 June 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, whatever else you make of these kids, admire the scope of their ambition - they go from boarding the bus with a three quid daily ticket to stealing a car and knocking off a bank in the space of a few lines. That's an economy of expression that even Jay-Z would be proud of.

― Bill A, Friday, 26 June 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

huh

― admrl, Friday, 26 June 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

Truly, Levenshulme aint got shit on them (shit on them).

― Bill A, Friday, 26 June 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

yeah shit on levenshulme

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 26 June 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

vahid is fascinated by this!

― admrl, Friday, 26 June 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

is it better or worse than "An England Story" comp on Soul Jazz?

― admrl, Friday, 26 June 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

heartfelt lols

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 27 June 2009 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

There's a Speak the Hungarian Rapper poll forming in my mind off the back of this.

― chap, Saturday, 27 June 2009 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

<3 little fucking kev (no mj)

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 27 June 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

in terms of cadence and delivery, "we got the money cos we know how to rap" is my fave, but "little fucking Kev" is close innit

― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Saturday, 27 June 2009 06:57 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFIZJgpz9c

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Monday, 29 June 2009 03:32 (fifteen years ago)

Steven Shasta, it is an honor to have you here! What time would you like your breakfast, sir?

― admrl, Monday, 29 June 2009 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

oh goodness these kids.

― ian, Monday, 29 June 2009 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

Prefer the Persil Massive.

― Chewshabadoo, Monday, 29 June 2009 13:28 (fifteen years ago)

you know that fuckin, tell em joe how the fuck it is, (yeah man, yeah man)

― michael jatas (r1o natsume), Monday, 29 June 2009 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

Got on the bus with me day saver easily.

― f1f0 (Pashmina), Monday, 29 June 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Monday, 29 June 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

the best delivered line is "smoke the reefer in the corner "

― Illegal winehouse party (admrl), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 06:33 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ryqXDQOvxQ&feature=related

― Illegal winehouse party (admrl), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 06:36 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARbskYr53Sk&feature=related

― Illegal winehouse party (admrl), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 06:40 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkMAZsR956g&feature=related

― Illegal winehouse party (admrl), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 06:41 (thirteen years ago)

i still like to rap "got on the bus with me daysaver" on the reg. none of the remixes/parodies match the genius of that opening couplet

― Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 06:44 (thirteen years ago)

Notable residents

John Byrom (1692–1763), hymn writer
Edward Schunck (1829–1903), organic chemist
Annie Swynnerton (1844–1933), artist[30]
MC Mack (1991)
Little Fuckin’ Kev (1993)
Ginger Joe (1993)

― Puff Daddy, whoever the fuck you are. I am dissapoint. (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 06:51 (thirteen years ago)

^^^
Removed. Wikipedia has no sense of humour.

― Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

See also removing the Regulate synopsis even though it was ENTIRELY ACCURATE.

― Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

nine years pass...

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-warn-public-not-approach-13230681

― cherry blossom, Friday, 1 January 2021 18:39 (four years ago)

eight months pass...

very grim follow-up to the above

Gets even worse pic.twitter.com/rfXSgdRBlx
— Jackkk (@Jackerzzdunstan) September 29, 2021

― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:49 (three years ago)

fucking hell I've been had, it's a different guy with the same name

― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 17:50 (three years ago)

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