joe jackson vs. joe jackson

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OptionVotes
the white one 40
the black one 3


j.m. goatse (bug), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:10 (sixteen years ago)

making a few good records yourself < making questionable parenting decisions that result in at least a dozen hours of the finest pop music ever made

some dude, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:15 (sixteen years ago)

finest pop music ever made

Bullshit.

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

What about the shoeless one?

xhuxk, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

"i'm the man" is a classic record

lynndie englisher (country matters), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

i figured i'd just keep it musical

xpost

j.m. goatse (bug), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

not the one that threw the World Series

fuck, xxxp

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

voted the black guy to avoid being racist

Jesus X, the Arthropod Barrista (res), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

voted the white guy to avoid being homophobic.

Jack Battery-Pack, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:26 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzhzCF77GDo

Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:29 (sixteen years ago)

some dude otm, to a point. how much credit can you give jackson pere? he's damn lucky his kids turned out to be so talented, otherwise, what would he have been, other than a garden-variety abusive stage dad?

goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:33 (sixteen years ago)

joe jackson vs murray wilson

velko, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

voted white btw

Nasty, Crutis & Short (The Reverend), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

Damn it Alex NYC, your repeated insistence that MJ and Jackson 5 were not incredible pop music is RONG. Please stop posting on Jackson threads (Bo and the white Joe excluded)

DJ Mr. Face Stabba, M.D. (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

if Alex ever demonstrates any kind of appreciation for pop (not rock) music, then I'll treat his posts about MJ as something other than trolling

some dude, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

even tho the bulk of thriller is obv genius, i guess i could see folks who were cognizant of pop in the 80s being completely "over" MJ by a certain point, if only because of over-saturation. but to disregard the J5 and Off the Wall is just nutty

killer diller chiller thriller (will), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

he's damn lucky his kids turned out to be so talented, otherwise, what would he have been, other than a garden-variety abusive stage dad?

not to be too controversial here, but maybe this kind of abuse produces talented kids. there are countless examples of this phenomenon in not only rock music but also classical, and maybe other genres too.

Jesus X, the Arthropod Barrista (res), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

black one has just seemed like such a fucking creep through the last week i voted white one, who made like 2 good records and the song "steppin' out"

i wasn't trolling, just being boombastic! (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:10 (sixteen years ago)

"steppin out" rules

j.m. goatse (bug), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:11 (sixteen years ago)

^^^that

Nasty, Crutis & Short (The Reverend), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

Abuse does not produce talent. Talent is something you're born with.

I wonder who his history bitches are and if they approve (Bimble), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

yeah steppin' out is a real fucking majestic song...it fascinated me as a kid.

i wasn't trolling, just being boombastic! (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

if Alex ever demonstrates any kind of appreciation for pop (not rock) music, then I'll treat his posts about MJ as something other than trolling

Look, here's the bottom line for me. I'll concede that MJ/J5 made *fine* pop music, but I patently refuse to tow the rigid party line that it was anything other than life-affirming, planet-saving genius. I just can't stand the "papal infallibility" that MJ's musical legacy seemingly demands. I'm sorry, but NOT EVERYONE ON THE EARTH decided to swallow that shit.

It's not about whether I like pop or rock or punk or metal or disco or skiffle or klezmer or whathaveyou. It's about questioning conventional wisdom.

And as far as this particular debate is concerned, Joe Jackson (MJ's dad) seems pretty indefensible by ANY standard, be you a fan of MJ's or not.

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

and Look Sharp is better that ANYthing MJ ever put out.

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:15 (sixteen years ago)

i wish anthrax had covered a michael jackson song too so we could just decide on those grounds

i wasn't trolling, just being boombastic! (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:17 (sixteen years ago)

i was talking about Janet Jackson's music too, for the record, you tool

some dude, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:17 (sixteen years ago)

c'mon guys we're all a part of the rhythm nation, no need to fight here

i wasn't trolling, just being boombastic! (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)

I prefer Janet over Michael, for whatever that's worth.

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)

just listened to "stepping out" on spotify. Joe Jackson of the Jacksons is a vile toad.

the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:21 (sixteen years ago)

http://thecreme.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/1754785121_1658829c00.jpg

some dude, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)

Abuse does not produce talent. Talent is something you're born with.

yeah the jury is out on this frankly. cramming practice into all available hours of life is the most important thing, to do that to a kid, well...

goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

Abuse does not produce talent. Talent is something you're born with.

Do you have a citation for this? How do you know it wasn't the constant pressure to practice and live up to lofty standards that didn't produce this talent?

Jesus X, the Arthropod Barrista (res), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:31 (sixteen years ago)

guys i think we can answer the nature vs. nurture question once and for all in the 5 days before this poll closes

some dude, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:32 (sixteen years ago)

just listened to "stepping out" on spotify.

― the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:21 (9 seconds ago) Bookmark

oh shit me too, haven't heard this song in years, fucking A+

lynndie englisher (country matters), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:33 (sixteen years ago)

also, Malcolm Gladwell recently claimed in his book "Outliers" that what made the Beatles great was not in-born talent so much as the fact that they played Hamburg strip clubs for 14 hours a day, years on end.

Jesus X, the Arthropod Barrista (res), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:33 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, there's Malcolm Gladwell's 10,000 hours rule.

great gabbneb's ghost (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:35 (sixteen years ago)

xpost!

great gabbneb's ghost (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:35 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/michael-jackson.jpg

Now -
The mist across the window hides the lines
But nothing hides the colour of the lights that shine
Electricity
so fine
Look and dry your eyes

We -
So tired of all the darkness in our lives
With no more angry words to say
Can come alive
Get into a car and drive
To the other side

i wasn't trolling, just being boombastic! (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:36 (sixteen years ago)

Research also seems to suggest that high levels of stress can help produce extraordinary work. Anecdotally, we can observe that a great number of the most talented artists have tortured inner lives.

Jesus X, the Arthropod Barrista (res), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

i fucking love old joe jackson (white, btw) stuff so this is a no brainer.

i will even vouch for "beat crazy" and "jumping jive"

MC 900 FT CONSTRUCTION LABORER (jjjusten), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:45 (sixteen years ago)

A person who is tone deaf, who cannot sing a note on key is not going to be able to do so after being abused.

I wonder who his history bitches are and if they approve (Bimble), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:56 (sixteen years ago)

you got me there

goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:57 (sixteen years ago)

maybe we just haven't beaten you enough bimble, i still believe in you

i wasn't trolling, just being boombastic! (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

what about that guy who got struck by lightening and suddenly learned how to play the piano really quickly?

some dude, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

i mean Papa Joe might've had a real lightening arm

some dude, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

i look forward to papa joe's new "blu-ray record label" he talked about at the BET awards

i wasn't trolling, just being boombastic! (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

can't believe I never heard about papa joe's new record label before today

hobbes (brownie), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)

signing with gamble & huff in 1976:

http://www.randexpr.com/pressphoto.php?pressphotoid=63

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

I saw Joe Jackson (white dude) perform in LA several years ago - great show.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

He's got a great bass player.

Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

TS Graham Maby vs. Wilton Felder.

Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)

okay I even looked at the picture but it wasn't until going to Wikipedia that I realized I was conflating Joe Jackson with Jackson Browne

he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)

'Stepping Out' is one of the best songs that I like.

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

Dan, you need to go to this thread

Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

actually it's a little faster but the percolating bassline on stepping out is sorta similar to the bassline in billie jean, in a way

i wasn't trolling, just being boombastic! (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

Do any of his of the songs sound like 'Stepping Out'?

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)

TS Graham Maby vs. Louis Johnson

Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

afret seeing the "interview" that Louis Theroux made with michael jackson's father in his tv series, i'm def. gonna choose the white dude.

Zeno, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

A person who is tone deaf, who cannot sing a note on key is not going to be able to do so after being abused.

so in essence, you're saying that someone who can't sing a note on key will never be able to do so, even after practicing?

Jesus X, the Arthropod Barrista (res), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

c'mon res that sentence was so perfect, just let it stand

goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)

yes of course with enough abuse they will become world renowned opera singers and be the toast of vienna and shit

i wasn't trolling, just being boombastic! (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

I thought one was the toast of France and a weiner in Vienna. Regardless, as the children's book has it, albeit in a slightly less crude form, everybody shits.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

not my kids, heh heh

goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

yes of course with enough abuse they will become world renowned opera singers and be the toast of vienna and shit

worked for Mozart. well close enough.

Jesus X, the Arthropod Barrista (res), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

you realize you a belaboring a pretty specious argument to the point where you starting to look like a real weirdo?

i wasn't trolling, just being boombastic! (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

man if this is true i am going to just start beating the hell out of my customers

VV LOOK OUT SNAEKS VV (jjjusten), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

Why let verity stand in the way of a good customer beating, jjjusten?

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

when i go to get my bass cab reconed jjusten is gonna flog me until i play the bass part from night court perfectly : (

i wasn't trolling, just being boombastic! (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

you realize you a belaboring a pretty specious argument to the point where you starting to look like a real weirdo?

don't unilaterally craft social reality, kthx.

Mike Crandle, Financial Analyst, Bear Stearns, New York, NY 10185 (res), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

"unilaterally"

he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

anyway, my point is not that abuse is good, but rather that this sort of parental pressure might magnify innate talent.

Mike Crandle, Financial Analyst, Bear Stearns, New York, NY 10185 (res), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

i hope someone beats you up and it makes your posts better.

the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

xpost - no it isn't, you big liar -- goole said Jackson was lucky his kids had innate talent to beat out of them, to which you said:

not to be too controversial here, but maybe this kind of abuse produces talented kids.

nabisco, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

I mean I don't really care either way here, but that's a bit too galling of a switch for me not to play Rhetoric Police about it

nabisco, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

Hmm, wonder if I should change my screenname to 'Multilateral social reality crafting'?

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

Ok, now I'm just imagining nabisco showing up on threads and writing, 'Papieren, bitte!'

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

res' posts won't get better with beatings but i think we should try

spiritual giant Cubby Culbertson (omar little), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

I think that joke has run its course and we should consider moving on.

he is substituite by Crime Club (HI DERE), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

we have "beaten" it into the ground, you might say

spiritual giant Cubby Culbertson (omar little), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:48 (sixteen years ago)

"Just beat it..."

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

It's not about whether I like pop or rock or punk or metal or disco or skiffle or klezmer or whathaveyou. It's about questioning conventional wisdom.

My word you are such a lil free thinker, I just can't stand it! A free thinker just like every other "punk" from your era!

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

okay, my last word on this topic: i don't claim to have any answers, but that doesn't mean we can't consider the possible causal relationships behind this phenomenon. i'm not saying abuse is good or that it's healthy for the child, but the world is a complex fucking place. sometimes bad actions have unexpected positive outcomes or can moderate outcomes. or maybe they don't have any impact at all. we simply don't know. i'm not sure why people here who have no fucking idea about these issues want to discount possible explanations. I'm not married to the theories I've suggested either; i'm just saying that we can't discount the possibility that this unpopular theory might be true. doesn't mean anyone is advocating abuse.

Mike Crandle, Financial Analyst, Bear Stearns, New York, NY 10185 (res), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 21:01 (sixteen years ago)

the world is a complex fucking place

spiritual giant Cubby Culbertson (omar little), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

yeah don't worry res, those are really not the reasons people are picking on you here (there are other reasons)

nabisco, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 21:06 (sixteen years ago)

there is a difference between driving your kids past the zone of normal competence or experience for a kid in some activity, and abusing them emotionally, bodily, whatever. the behaviors may look the same, and may even occur simultaneously in some instances. even a non-abusive but very driving or achievement-oriented parent will probably not give their kid a normally "happy" childhood. it looks like joe jackson was both a driver and an abuser.

the former behavior might make a modestly talented kid into a remarkable performer and will certainly push an exceptionally talented kid into some kind of success. but it's not the abuse that did it.

i kind of hate this thread for making me post something so nitpicky and obvious

goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 21:11 (sixteen years ago)

For some reason, I confused Black Joe Jackson with Joe Henderson and was like, I love Inner Urge.

:/

THESE ARE MY FEELINGS! FEEL MY FEELINGS! (I eat cannibals), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago)

Do any of his of the songs sound like 'Stepping Out'?

― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, July 1, 2009 3:14 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

ever hear "breaking us in two?" doesn't sound much like "stepping out," but it's from the same album and it's very good.

j.m. goatse (bug), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

actually, as i recall, the chord progressions for both songs are really similar. "breaking us in two" is slower though.

j.m. goatse (bug), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)

"Breaking Us In Two" is even better than "Steppin' Out."

My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 July 2009 00:25 (sixteen years ago)

Different for Girls & Is She Really Going Out With Him > Steppin' Out.

ledge, Thursday, 2 July 2009 08:35 (sixteen years ago)

Also check out the Anthrax cover of "Got The Time".

ledge, Thursday, 2 July 2009 08:35 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 5 July 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 6 July 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

i see this poll didn't...break ilm in two! eh?? EHH???

ello. ow are oo? (bug), Monday, 6 July 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)


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