LOL Scottish Pirate Metal

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http://www.last.fm/group/Alestorm+-+True+Scottish+Pirate+Metal!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:37 (fifteen years ago)

http://i34.tinypic.com/2sado3s.jpg

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:38 (fifteen years ago)

lol check out the name of the 2nd last song
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2793/backcustomom7.jpg

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:40 (fifteen years ago)

Looks like we've found a UK entrant for next year's Eurovision...

snoball, Friday, 10 July 2009 12:41 (fifteen years ago)

xp: yeah, we got one of those in NJ, too:

www.myspace.com/swashbuckle

fuckin johnny depp

next stop: NOWHERE, i wanna get off (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:41 (fifteen years ago)

The SNP has wanted a Scottish entry for Eurovision for years, but I don't think they would select Alestorm.

xp

yeah there's loads of pirate metal bands apparently. I just found that the fact that my country had one was hilarious.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:43 (fifteen years ago)

go on then make it a lol pirate metal thread. Post all the pirate metal bands you know of

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:44 (fifteen years ago)

oh my at the http://www.myspace.com/swashbuckle link
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8788/paganheader2.gif

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:45 (fifteen years ago)

^ one of them isn't really trying

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:46 (fifteen years ago)

lol Swashbuckle are a spin off from Pirate metal already
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a219/nbusa/2009%20MYSPACE%20BAND%20PAGES/Swashbuckle/Swashbuckle_BTTN_Flyer.jpg

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:47 (fifteen years ago)

Hardcore Pirates
http://www.myspace.com/scurvy

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:49 (fifteen years ago)

Isn't "Captain Crashride" Ben from The Apprentice?

snoball, Friday, 10 July 2009 12:50 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53A4GyB96RI

Kinda rub that they don't even have their own boat.

Enemy Insects (NickB), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:50 (fifteen years ago)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/dsroka/scurvy000.jpg
~ The ONE and ONLY ~
-OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL- PIRATE HARDCORE BAND!!!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:50 (fifteen years ago)

And if you've got a pirate themed metal band, shouldn't one of you at least have a rocket launcher?

snoball, Friday, 10 July 2009 12:50 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/davyjoneshc

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:51 (fifteen years ago)

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/108/m_7eb8f1c5ad7043a2b4b3ef3a83d9c846.jpg

Germany's FIRST and ONLY piratecore-Band

PIRATECORE!!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw

The Sorrows of Young Jeezy (jim), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2310194044

splashing out on some prospective meat (DJ Mencap), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.metalgodstv.com/alestorm_%20podcast_page.html

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:53 (fifteen years ago)

I don't have facebook so I can't see what that is

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:53 (fifteen years ago)

oh man those Alestorm lyrics to the vid jim posted

Lyrics to Keelhauled :
My friends I stand before you
To tell a truth most ARR
They lust a treator in our mist
Who haven't vote the captain's ARR

He don't deserve no mercy
We oath to ship him with the guns
But I am not an evil man
So thus lets have a little fun

We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw it overboard
Trap him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly trip

Keelhauled, that filthy lad, gonna send him down to the death bellow
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho

Keelhauled, that filthy lad, gonna send him down to the death bellow
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho

I will not say what he has done
His sins are far to grave to tell
It's not my place to judge a man
But boy he will burn in hell

The sharks will dine up on his flesh
And Davie Jones will have his soul
Take his money and his hat
He won't need them where he's gonna go

And thus lets him to a rope
And throw it overboard
Trap him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly trip

Keelhauled, that filthy lad, gonna send him down to the death bellow
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho

Keelhauled, that filthy lad, gonna send him down to the death bellow
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho

We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw it overboard
Trap him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly trip

Keelhauled, that filthy lad, gonna send him down to the death bellow
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho

Keelhauled, that filthy lad, gonna send him down to the death bellow
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/cauldronblackram

they don't suck, though

wanna say pirate metal wouldn't exist without
http://i30.tinypic.com/qoxb0y.jpg

but really it's probably all just dragonforce fans who got gassed off of pirates of the caribbean

next stop: NOWHERE, i wanna get off (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 10 July 2009 12:59 (fifteen years ago)

ARR

D. Vance Wimpole (gnarly sceptre), Friday, 10 July 2009 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

Hatebeak collabo options?

D. Vance Wimpole (gnarly sceptre), Friday, 10 July 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

Take his money and his hat
He won't need them where he's gonna go

I like the attention to detail - take his hat!

鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 10 July 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

the best bit is the chorus
Keelhauled, that filthy lad, gonna send him down to the death bellow
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

i have seen swashbuckle live, and they kind of suck

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Friday, 10 July 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

Hatebeak collabo options?

LOL I totally forgot about Hatebeak! Are they still going?

Colonel Poo, Friday, 10 July 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

No, the guitarist killed the parrot or something.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

Musical differences

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

actually swashbuckle opening paganfest this year kind of set the tone wrong for the rest of the night

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Friday, 10 July 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

Pirate Metal is just a spin off from Drinking Metal after some of those bands saw Pirates Of The Caribbean.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

pirate metal as i have experienced it is just kinda mediocre metal wearing a three cornered hat

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Friday, 10 July 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

by people who saw Pirates Of The Caribbean?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

http://fastfude.org/topic.php?id=24261

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

I think pirate metal is just played by aging thrash metal enthusiasts that were inspired by the popular pirate movie trilogy Pirates of the Caribbean.

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 July 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

wearing three cornered hats

Bo-rad Crewcial Overdrive (jjjusten), Friday, 10 July 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

and too much rum

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

veering into steampunk territory here

D. Vance Wimpole (gnarly sceptre), Friday, 10 July 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

i'll take adam & the ants or tenpole tudor over these guys, but at least they are having fun. the last alestorm record was pretty good.

scott seward, Friday, 10 July 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

Heh, i thought you might like them Scott.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwwmglYX7QE&feature=related

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4YPFAzuNqc&feature=related

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

Alestorm vs Alehammer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76BfFRV0O6Q

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRHTmVr9bQ&NR=1

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

veering into steampunk territory here

― D. Vance Wimpole (gnarly sceptre),


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPH1OoTobtk

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

oh god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yMandzT0Hs&feature=related

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://profile.myspace.com/piratemetalappreciation

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

that steampunk stuff is even worse btw. Scary.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 10 July 2009 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

lolololol

Piracy Warning

There is a piracy warning on pre-released versions of the album, such as the versions on various BitTorrent websites, and appearing on You Tube. While the introduction to the song plays, Christopher Bowes reminds listeners that piracy is a crime.

Mordy, Saturday, 11 July 2009 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 11 July 2009 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

Guys, a little embarrassing to admit, but I LOVE Scottish Pirate Metal now. So much fun!

Mordy, Saturday, 11 July 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago)

I really wanted to like the band kerr refers to in the 1st post! But, they are pretty terrible stuff :(

f1f0 (Pashmina), Saturday, 11 July 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

they are terrible. But at least they're having a laugh unlike all those shitty metalcore bands that are so ubiquitous the past 10 years.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 11 July 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago)

however i do look forward to a south shields progressive pirate metal band in the future

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 11 July 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago)

there's no goth pirate metal bands yet, a gap in the market?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 12 July 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

Keelhauled is amazing.

chap, Sunday, 12 July 2009 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

My (now defunct) Paperthinwalls review from last year:

ALESTORM
“Captain Morgan’s Revenge”
(from Captain Morgan’s Revenge, Napalm)
8.0

Mutiny on the bounty's what Alestorm are all about; they're gonna board your ship and turn it on out. Napalm Records – which, despite carving its promos up into a hundred critic-unfriendly snippets so shuffle-play is impossible and piping in aggravating subliminal "you're listening to the new album by so and so" messages, are the only label helpful enough to always mention on the back sleeve of said promo advances which metal sub-sub-subgenre particular bands partake in (say, “Epic doom metal” or “Nordic folk metal”) – inform us that this well-oiled quintet play “Scottish pirate metal.” Which you have to admit is the best name for a new style of music you’ve heard in years, right?

Turns out that Scottish pirate metal sounds like a subset of the always highly inspirational jig-and-beer-metal aesthetic offered up in recent seasons by such wonderful far-European combos as Finntroll, Korpiklaani, Skyclad, and Sturmgeist. Which is to say that, despite obligatory (and curiously palatable in their case) extreme-thrash-like trappings, the loud and inebriated gang choruses are something that Pogues and Dropkick Murphys fans could easily imagine hoisting a pint to. (Ha ha, what couldn’t they imagine hoisting a pint to, right? But you get my point.) The main thing that sets the excellently named Alestorm apart from the pack is that, along with beer, they also tell tall tales about buried treasure chests and starboard boughs, and their two best song titles feature wenches. (Not to be confused with winches, which might help pull their vessel out of the water.)

“Nancy the Tavern Wench,” which as my better half has pointed out to me is primarily an advertisement for Nancy’s Harbor Cafe (“I know a tavern not far from here/where you can get some mighty fine beer…a den of debauchery, violence and sin” full of “cut-throats and low lifes” who would make reliable crewmates if you’re in the market for recruiting some) is basically also Alestorm’s version of Looking Glass’s chart-topping 1972 classic “Brandy” – Which is to says that Nancy, she’s a fine girl, what a good wife she would be, but Alestorm’s life, their love and their lady is the sea. And “Wenches and Mead” is yet more tugboat-rhythmed nautical immersion in rum, sodomy, and the lash, about how when one returns from a mighty odyssey across the oceans, one is certainly not in the mood for sleep or rest but rather to “get so drunk I can not think.”

Christopher Bowes, as he damn well better if he knows what’s good for him, recites such profound thoughts as if he’s just eaten plenty of booty and topped it the parrot from his shoulder. And in the typically rousing and hilarious “Captain Morgan’s Revenge” he goes one further, both by rhyming “dance a jig” with “take another swig” and by forcing said sorry Captain to walk the plank. But once Bowers and his buccaneers return to port they realize the captain has cast a curse! And now, since they’ve broken the law and betrayed the code, our heroes will carry their burden to their gallow’s poles, their graves and--as the song passes the five-minute mark in its album version, at least--the prison cells they wind up rotting in. (Though probably not in that order, I just realized.) As for us, we will face no such fate. Thanks to Alestorm, as Garth Brooks once related in “Two Pina Coladas”, we can set sail with Captain Morgan without ever leaving dry land.

xhuxk, Sunday, 12 July 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

aging thrash metal celtic punk enthusiasts that were inspired by the popular pirate movie trilogy Pirates of the Caribbean:

http://www.cdbaby.com/Images/Album/wagesofsin.jpg

www.myspace.com/thewagesofsin

kickstand. kickstand? kickstand! (los blue jeans), Monday, 13 July 2009 01:36 (fifteen years ago)

What Scot bands are inspired by BuckFast Tonic Wine? There's gotta be a few dedicated to it and fighting.

Gorge, Monday, 13 July 2009 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

maybe in happy hardcore circles.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 July 2009 11:08 (fifteen years ago)

i think we got tweeted http://twitter.com/wrumsby/status/2590336786

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:42 (fifteen years ago)

http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/theampersand/archive/2008/05/27/heavy-metal-pirates-q-amp-a-with-alestorm.aspx

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago)

the guy is only 21!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

I love this shit. I can't believe they are taking themselves seriously but they're creating some hilarious entertainment.

brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

six years pass...

how the fuck did nobody mention Running Wild in this thread

UNDER JOLLY ROGER

Neanderthal, Sunday, 26 June 2016 14:59 (eight years ago)

not scottish but hey

Neanderthal, Sunday, 26 June 2016 14:59 (eight years ago)

nm Gott PUnch did

Neanderthal, Sunday, 26 June 2016 15:03 (eight years ago)

Pirate metal was soo last decade. All the kids now listen to Musketeer Rock:

http://www.dartagnan.de/img/cover.jpg

Duke, Sunday, 26 June 2016 19:48 (eight years ago)


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