Basically the best song that completely revolves around the performer providing narrative to a parent (father or mother) that he had sex with their child (woman or male) and describing the things they did. (Yes, there are quite a few).
My vote...Ice Cube - Giving Up the Nappy Dugout
― III IV V (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
lolz this is exactly what I thought of when I saw the thread title
― Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago)
I also seem to remember some really horrid alternative rock song from the late 90s about this?
― III IV V (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago)
"Beautiful Daughter" - The Move.
Basically, exactly what the thread title describes.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
Farmer John
― Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 22:47 (fifteen years ago)
Ice Cube - Giving Up the Nappy Dugout
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 22:49 (fifteen years ago)
main sample is Hip Hugger, iirc
― Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago)
was "kkk bitch" addressed to the klan pappy or just bragging to everyone?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago)
Totally Cube. Untouchable.
― NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dude, yessssss! (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago)
Yep, another instant vote for Cube here.
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, 16 July 2009 08:10 (fifteen years ago)
i'm voting Misfits' "Last Caress", no offense to Cube.
― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･) °~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:12 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ag4pBKYWeQ
― ╓abies, Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:33 (fifteen years ago)
I misread this thread title very badly
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
It's bad to begin with, how'd you make it worse
― ╓abies, Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:44 (fifteen years ago)
'child', presumably..
― Mark G, Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:45 (fifteen years ago)
"Excuse me, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson? That stranger you just romped with is your long-lost daughter Lixy."
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:50 (fifteen years ago)
Best Song Where the Performer is Informing Someone's Child They Fucked Their Parents
― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･) °~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:50 (fifteen years ago)
queen adreena - "f.m. doll"
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:59 (fifteen years ago)
Outkast - "Mrs. Jackson" (sorta)
― ∑(∂u∂e) (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 16 July 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago)
I'm pretty sure that Mrs. Jackson knew that Outkast fucked her daughter before she heard that song.
― He was only 21 years old when he 16 (Alex in SF), Thursday, 16 July 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago)
nobody pays for someone else cable TV bill unless there's some fucking going on
― I'm a Matt...I'm a DC (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 16 July 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago)
I'm thinking the existence of a child was the biggest clue, but yeah cable TV bills too.
― He was only 21 years old when he 16 (Alex in SF), Thursday, 16 July 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago)
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― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 January 2021 14:09 (four years ago)
"Hey Jocasta" by Oedipus and the Sphinxes.
― Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 2 January 2021 15:45 (four years ago)
I'm guessing this is Custom's "Hey Mister", from 2001, which, yes, was really horrid.
― Sharp! Distance! (Sund4r), Saturday, 2 January 2021 16:08 (four years ago)
The height of limp jockbro radio rock
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 January 2021 16:45 (four years ago)
is this better or worse than the songs where the performer is wondering aloud to their love interest what their parents would make of what they're doing, while they're doing it?
(do people actually do this? why do they sound like they think they're being sexy?)
― Left, Saturday, 2 January 2021 17:53 (four years ago)
Lol that's almost Craig David's "Fill Me In"
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 January 2021 19:36 (four years ago)
Bad revive, imo. The home page doesn’t need to be stunk up with every thread title like this.
― Four Jacks and a Jill (morrisp), Saturday, 2 January 2021 19:44 (four years ago)
So you decided to keep it at the top of the page? Good solution
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 January 2021 19:45 (four years ago)
It’s been above the fold all morning, I weighed in when it was (once again) a few down from the top.
― Four Jacks and a Jill (morrisp), Saturday, 2 January 2021 19:49 (four years ago)
Pro-tip - it comes off the page faster if you don't bump it twice.
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 January 2021 19:51 (four years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFHWl-ZyRAg
― xzanfar, Saturday, 2 January 2021 19:59 (four years ago)
xp Dude, I’m aware.
― Four Jacks and a Jill (morrisp), Saturday, 2 January 2021 20:07 (four years ago)
And yet...
― Mark G, Saturday, 2 January 2021 20:18 (four years ago)
(I know, I know, but I'm a thread a killer, twisted etc)
― Mark G, Saturday, 2 January 2021 20:19 (four years ago)
I suddenly have a vested interest in keeping this thread alive
― Totino's Fortnite Training Room (DJP), Saturday, 2 January 2021 20:20 (four years ago)
Ha, I get it when e.g. there's a slur in the thread title but what is the issue in this case? Just the crudeness?
― Sharp! Distance! (Sund4r), Saturday, 2 January 2021 20:25 (four years ago)
Sorry miss Jackson
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 January 2021 02:58 (four years ago)
(I fucked your daughter)
― Totino's Fortnite Training Room (DJP), Sunday, 3 January 2021 04:35 (four years ago)
(a million times)
― Mark G, Sunday, 3 January 2021 09:14 (four years ago)
this isn't a great thread.
― charlie rex, Tuesday, 5 January 2021 12:24 (four years ago)