Scrambled eggs. There is nothing quite like scrambled eggs.
― Geir Hongro, Monday, 27 July 2009 00:53 (fifteen years ago)
Scrambled eggs, Oh, baby how I love your legs.
― god, if i can suggest ban that whole damned thread... (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 27 July 2009 00:57 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC6h4A9Mz_U
― god, if i can suggest ban that whole damned thread... (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 27 July 2009 00:58 (fifteen years ago)
Whip some up, I'm too proud to beg.
― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Monday, 27 July 2009 00:59 (fifteen years ago)
of course, these could be the "original" lyrics:
SyphilisIt just started with a simple kissNow it just hurts to take a pissWhy did I get syphilis?
LeprosyI'm not half the man I used to be ...
― actually a decent question y'all fucked up with ironic bullshit answer (sarahel), Monday, 27 July 2009 01:06 (fifteen years ago)
SaturdayI was mailed a letter SaturdayFrom a friend of mine three blocks awayA letter mailed on Saturday
Monday's mailBrought me hope, but all to no availJust a [can't remember]saleThat's all there was in Monday's mail
TuesdayWas the sameAll that came was one small billEveryDay I lookLike a schnookI'm looking still
One fine dayWhen I'm 90 and my hair is greyI am sure that it will come my wayThat letter mailedOn Saturday
[reconstructed from memory of a Mad Magazine piece that I read about 30 years ago]
― dlp9001, Monday, 27 July 2009 03:45 (fifteen years ago)