Do They Know It's Christmas? A poll

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Not nearly as much solo action as We Are The World so hardly worth it, but if that intolerable sludge-fest deserves a poll then so does this towering anthem of drama and pathos.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Boy George 12
maracas.jpg 6
Two dudes singing "here's to you", help me out here 4
George Michael 2
Simon le Bon 2
Gary Kemp rocking it with the acoustic guitar, doubt you can even hear him but he's having a grand time 1
Phil Collins on teh drums 1
Paul Weller, just about audible 1
Paul Young 1
Sting 0
Tony Hadley 0


ledge, Saturday, 1 August 2009 10:07 (sixteen years ago)

Recording sounds like a riot.

Ure stated in his autobiography that he was constantly battling with Geldof, the song's lyricist but not renowned for his melody skills, and telling him to leave when he would come into the production booth and wrongly tell the artist behind the mic what to sing. Ure also had to shelve an attempt by the two members of Status Quo to record the "here's to you" harmonies because Parfitt couldn't hit the note. Rossi afterwards told Ure that Parfitt never sang in the studio, only onstage, and he should have kept him away from the mic.

ledge, Saturday, 1 August 2009 10:09 (sixteen years ago)

"Once Status Quo produced their bag of cocaine and the booze started to flow – I brought six bottles of wine from my flat, which disappeared in a minute – it became a party."

ledge, Saturday, 1 August 2009 10:09 (sixteen years ago)

I voted for the cocaine.

wide swing juggalo (Euler), Saturday, 1 August 2009 10:12 (sixteen years ago)

oh yeah, the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQStGE

ledge, Saturday, 1 August 2009 10:14 (sixteen years ago)

Sting's line: "the bitter sting of tears". lol.

ledge, Saturday, 1 August 2009 10:20 (sixteen years ago)

Epic version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvHHvm_PDw0

"Let them know that springtiiime is coooming. Springtime is coming!" Bono, twat of ages.

Spooky Geldof ventriloquism at the end.

ledge, Saturday, 1 August 2009 10:23 (sixteen years ago)

Dizzee Rascal.

Seven Swagurai (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 1 August 2009 10:31 (sixteen years ago)

Boy George and Paul Young are the only ones who sound like human beings instead of Britishes trying to sound soulful. Can't fathom why some people prefer this to "We Are The World."

Heric E. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 August 2009 11:46 (sixteen years ago)

we are the world is mor crap (do they know is "new wave" cheese)

velko, Saturday, 1 August 2009 11:48 (sixteen years ago)

Where the hell is the Bono option?

DJ Angoreinhardt (Billy Dods), Saturday, 1 August 2009 11:49 (sixteen years ago)

WAAAAAL TONIGHT THANK ILE INSTEAD OF YOUUUUUUUUUU

Heric E. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 August 2009 12:02 (sixteen years ago)

Where the hell is the Bono option?

haha oops.

"If you're gonna cock it up you may as well do it with two billion people a handful of shut-in aspie rubes watching"

ledge, Saturday, 1 August 2009 12:05 (sixteen years ago)

I always thought it was "aspie rube shut in"?

Anyway, Boy George, mainly for the story that he woke up in NYC on the day of the recording, hopped on Concorde, and nearly didn't make it there in time. George walks in the studio and asks for a brandy to help loosen up his voice, Geldof dismisses him with the words "there's a fucking pub across the road!"

grocery groin (snoball), Saturday, 1 August 2009 12:11 (sixteen years ago)

haha I thought bono was left off on purpose

Korean park wheel of ignorant bad answer choice (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 1 August 2009 13:43 (sixteen years ago)

This possibly needs a follow-up poll in which we decide just how big a cunt Geldof is.

Calamari Merkin (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 August 2009 13:44 (sixteen years ago)

"Do They Know It's Christmas?" is a song written by Bob Geldof and Midge Ure in 1984 to raise money for relief of 1984–1985 famine in Ethiopia.

I've always been annoyed that there's a song called "Do They Know It's Christmas" about a largely Christian nation, but maybe they were just confused by the Orthodox calendar putting it about a week into January. So the answer's not "yes," but rather "dude, you're early."

nabisco, Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:17 (sixteen years ago)

The answer is "Geldof wouldn't have had a clue whether Ethiopia was Christian, Muslim, Animist or Scientologist".

Calamari Merkin (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

It's just so much more fun to imagine him wandering around toward the end of December looking confused

nabisco, Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:30 (sixteen years ago)

Always stuck by how un-Christmassy Bono's line was: "Well, tonight thank God it's them instead of you!" That's not very sporting, is it? I mean, shouldn't it be: "Well, tonight let's all tell God that's really uncool that ANYONE should be suffering" as opposed to his "better them than us" sentiment.

Yes, it's a silly bag of nonsense .... but it's still head, shoulders, torso, genitals and fucking kneecaps better than the indefensible crapola that is "We Are The World."

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

Two dudes singing "here's to you", help me out here

I want to say they're the non-blonde, non-singing members of Heaven 17.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:33 (sixteen years ago)

I think Bono/Geldof is speaking to greedy yuppie 80s Thatcherscum who are less conciliatory and forgiving than Bono/Geldof and more likely to relate to thanking God that other people are starving to death rather than them.

Calamari Merkin (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:33 (sixteen years ago)

Two dudes singing "here's to you", help me out here

One is definitely Glenn Gregory, yeah. Paul Weller is not shown around the mic -- he gets a solo shot -- but he's part of that chorus.

Heric E. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:35 (sixteen years ago)

Isn't Weller having trouble with his headphones? I seem to remember that.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah. He also sports the best hair.

Heric E. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:45 (sixteen years ago)

No way

http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/paul_young/band_aid.jpg

Calamari Merkin (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

no -- Paul WELLER.

Heric E. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:48 (sixteen years ago)

No, I was saying the Paul Young mullet cannot be beaten.

Calamari Merkin (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:51 (sixteen years ago)

Fran Healy - Wooo

DavidM, Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

George Michael

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 1 August 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

So does anyone know whether Boy George got his brandy at the fucking pub across the road?

Lostandfound, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

Great choices. And a song that still gets played a lot here in the States. Even with that stupid, "Well Tonight thank God..." lyric. Two Dudes, Gary Kemp, Paul Weller with nary a smile or Paul Young and Phil Collins at the peak of their careers. The Dudes win for singing it out for charity.

jetfan, Saturday, 1 August 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

I think the pathetic (but hilarious and extremely welcome) poll options speak volumes about how this song holds up against "We Are The World." And the video is a great lesson in the chasm separating Brit and USA pop music. Where USA For Africa are comfortable in the corn (or at least know how to fake it), Bananarama wants the world to open up and swallow them whole while Paul Weller's wondering how to prevent the headphones from fucking up his eternal hair. Nothing inherently wrong with that but it mixes like oil and water with the corn. And I actually prefer "Well tonight thank god it's them instead of you" to the presumptuous, haughty chorus. Or rather, I would have preferred it had it been sung by anyone else besides the presumptuous, haughty Bono (not Sting, though).

I'm going with Boy George according to whose autobiography, Take It Like a Man, "didn't dare throw a pop-star tantrum" at the session (256).

Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

Oh yeah, forgot to add I voted for Boy George.

Lostandfound, Sunday, 2 August 2009 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

How many votes will there be for maracas.jpg?

Geir Hongro, Monday, 3 August 2009 13:55 (sixteen years ago)

According to Bono (in U2 On U2), the "thank God" line was Geldof getting too the heart of how most people would feel watching the famine footage but Bono took some persuading to sing it because he didn't think everyone would read it that way. Considering Geldof annoys the piss out of me, I respect the unsappy bluntness of the line, but I think Bono was right to be nervous.

Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Monday, 3 August 2009 16:18 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 8 August 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

WWBV (Who Would Bimble Vote) for?

I'd still say Boy George, although maybe the other George...

Lostandfound, Sunday, 9 August 2009 08:01 (fifteen years ago)

I cast another vote for Boy in his honor.

Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 9 August 2009 08:07 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 9 August 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fo0heRf6q8

Ned Raggett, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

This song is awesome the first couple times I hear it every year but by the time Christmas actually comes around I want to stab myself in the ears at the very first notes.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 7 November 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

Where the hell is the Bono option?

― DJ Angoreinhardt (Billy Dods), Saturday, August 1, 2009 6:49 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

Whenever I hear this part I always wonder if he stopped to think twice about his big line. If he was like welp alright TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOOOOOOOU without hesitation, I kinda have to wonder what else he doesn't think about when he's singing.

passion it person (La Lechera), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago)

ten years pass...

I am with my friend now and she brought up this song and how terrible it is and I showed her this post

Always stuck by how un-Christmassy Bono's line was: "Well, tonight thank God it's them instead of you!" That's not very sporting, is it? I mean, shouldn't it be: "Well, tonight let's all tell God that's really uncool that ANYONE should be suffering" as opposed to his "better them than us" sentiment.

Yes, it's a silly bag of nonsense .... but it's still head, shoulders, torso, genitals and fucking kneecaps better than the indefensible crapola that is "We Are The World."

― Alex in NYC, Saturday, August 1, 2009 10:32 AM bookmarkflaglink

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 December 2022 23:48 (two years ago)

This thread is timeless and otm

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 December 2022 23:48 (two years ago)

"Feed the people. Stay alive."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 20 December 2022 23:49 (two years ago)

I love Alex but he is forever wrong for preferring the terrible white people on this piece of shit song and the awesome Black singers at their best on the piece of shit "We Are the World."

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 December 2022 00:14 (two years ago)


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