Too heavy, too light, too black or too white, too wrong or too right, today or tonight – CUMBERSOME!

Too wet and too dry
too gin and too rye
too leather too vinyl
too dull or too shinyl –
CUMBERSOME!

Too click and too clack
Too bric and too brac
Too snicker too snack –
CUMBERSOME!

hahahhaha wow

Too elf and too orc
Too suave and too dork
Too Mindy too Mork –
CUMBERSOME!

I have BE-CO-HUM
CU-HUM-BER-SU-HUM

to my girl

i think these dudes started at my college (W&M)

my grunge band in high school covered this song, much to my protest

Too thing and too stuff
too call and too bluff
Too soc or too tuff –
CUMBERSOME!

This song is almost up there w/"Hunger Strike" in the comedy gold of the '90s dept.

abbott you are killing me w/these

Too Copeland too Sting
Too leave and too bring
Too prez and too king –
CUMBERSOME!

This song is almost up there w/"Hunger Strike" in the comedy gold of the '90s dept.

And a dead tie in the "Adding too many syllables and incomprehensible vowels to words" sweepstakes. (Runner-up: Alanis Morrissette.)

This song is almost up there w/"Hunger Strike" in the comedy gold of the '90s dept.

― cosmic abbigong (Abbott), Wednesday, August 12, 2009 3:22 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark

Don't knock "Hunger Strike", Abbott. You're treading on dangerous ground with that one. ;-)

Too soc or too tuff LOL

but you need another line in most of these!

I think Hunger Strike is freaking awesome! But also freaking hilarious.

It is indeed.

i think these dudes started at my college (W&M)

― congratulations (n/a)

That they did. The two main songwriters were an acoustic duo - I don't remember what they sounded like, but I'm sure they played some open mics and the like. Travis Morrison was there at the same time too.

They used that awesome lyrical device that is so timeless: "No no no no, yeah yeah yeah."

CAWMBERSU-HUM!