"A Little Less Conversation" encapsulates everything I hate about British "culture" in 2002

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Not just because it's Big Beat (pub rock for the 21st century, yet already five years out of date) with one idea which it repeats to the point of torture. But because it represents the triumph of laddism; the rehabilitation of the appalling lyrical content ("Shut your mouth and open up your cunt, sorry heart, and satisfy me bitch if you don't want a slap" in so many words) which represents the triumph of the brute, an excuse for Lamarr and Jupitus to go on insulting and humiliating women and gays on Never Mind the Buzzcocks because, hey, there's a postmodern ironic sheen, just like all these crappy Brit gangster films written, produced and directed by, and starring, Tory-voting scumbags (OK, the Presley original is on the Ocean's Eleven soundtrack, but the subtext remains). And, of course, the football ad context, the shoving it down your throat of the "ethic" be a lad, be a MAN, if you don't like football you're a saddo loser, if you're not patriotic, if you do not subscribe to the superstitious Dark Ages peasantry which compels blind obeisance to a patch of land where you happened by accident to be born, without ever asking to be born there, then you are a pariah, an antisocial abnormality who should be taken away and terminated painfully as an exemplar of anyone who dares to be a fucking individual in this fucking dead, useless, bankrupt country.

Also the TOTP performance was inexcusably naff.

Alison Houston, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dead, useless and bankrupt!" Heh heh! Not to mention arrogant, ugly and worst of all boring! "How about that weather eh? Bit cold out." "Ah, but not as cold as yesterday." There should be an atmospheric dome over the whole island so these no-neck (Brits come in two varieties - neckless and chinless!) slobs can't talk about the weather anymore! Everybody here is the fucking same, speak to them for 5 seconds and you can accurately predict everything they will ever do for the rest of their life. However, just to be a cunt I must point out the question too has the 'Brit Shit' taint! Nobody else would slate a track for being 'out of date' and 'inexcusably naff'. In fact, I have to hear this! I think t's the perfect prescription for this society of lazy losers, "Less conversation". Because none of you grinning, snickering, inbred lumps of shit ever conversate about anything except football and weather and when your giros are coming in. Less conversation, more action! But that's an impossible dream so rather than swim against the tide I've decided to get the fuck out of here sooner rather than later. BTW I'm technically an 'immigrant' so I can say anything I want and if anybody in England criticises me that automatically makes them a racist! Heh heh. Don't really like foreigners in your midst do you? Despite all the multiculti cant. (I love some Britticisms though, fave being "unhelpful". As in, whenever somebody threatens to say anything interesting on the forum they get accused of trolling and told "Bringing up this kind of topic is UNHELPFUL") Anyway, what's wrong with insulting women and gays? Just because someone sucks dicks or possesses an organic incubator unit doesn't make them special! Especially women, they make up over half the population and since when is it incorrect to ridicule the majority?

dave q, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Great rant, Alison! You should write for FT, seriously.

The last part of your argument doesn't quite hold as the Nike ad is shown all over Europe (all over the world as far as I know), it is not country-specific. And FWIW, I think the original Presley recording is musically pretty good, if lyrically suspect. The remix is dire, though. As for TOTP, well at least they had the decency to put the Elvis impersonator behing a screen.

Jeff W, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

.......only Junkie XL (or JXL) is DUTCH.

stevo, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember Junxie XL's solo single. I wish I didn't, but oh, I do...

Mr Swygart, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. Leave nitpicking to the nit nurse.

Alison Houston, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

..oh and dave instead of whinging and whining go live somewhere else.

stevo, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

The other nail in the nationalism coffin is that none of the final 6 players are English (2 Brazillians, 1 Frenchman, 1 Italian, 1 Japanese, and 1 Portugese)

Dom Passantino, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Which fucked up my 'Curse Of Nike' theory too. Annoyingly. Curse of Adidas then, that works pretty much...

Fabien Barthez's Happy Hands. Heh.

Mr Swygart, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Like I give a shit about football. Address the issue which I raised and stop avoiding it.

Alison Houston, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Where's the cage?

I think it's a great song. The Colonel rubbed the writer's head as a 'Colonel's Blessing' for writing such a good song. I think it's by the same person who wrote 'In the Ghetto'.

I don't like the remix, but Elvis moves in mysterious ways.

PJ Miller, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

What cage? What the fuck are you talking about?

Only Dave Q so far (a Journey and Rush fan! Now I see!) has even attempted to address what I am trying to talk about, i.e. this decrepit country and the way it recycles and pummels every manifestation of life into a standardised, nullifying nucleus of nothingness.

Alison Houston, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

then again, you may just be a 'saddo loser.'

rob, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

'A little less conversation' was commissioned by an American multi- national sportswear company to a Dutch musician for a television ad. To see some unique element of British crapness in it is self-loathing on an imperial scale.

Sure I know where you're coming from, I happily abandoned the UK years ago, but have since come to conclusion that the capacity for despair, fatalism, apathy, and only identifying the worst aspects of everything are just as British, just as debilitating, and just as shitty, as the beer'n'lads'n'tits''n'football tabloid culture you articulately identify and loathe.

stevo, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

OK - I don't much care for A Little Less Conversation either. I too hate the way in which it is essentially a big beat record, and not a particularly good one either, and you get all the trendies going round going 'Oh Gaaaaaaaawwd, can you believe we used to like Bentley Rhythm Ace? Oh GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWD! Come Tarquin, let's discuss the homosexual subtexts in Crystal Tipps and Alistair' and yet they somehow acclaim this record as genius. It's Elvis with trumpet loops. If that's a revolution you'd need a national state of emergency declared everytime Nelly Furtado left her house.

However, I can't say I'm particularly chuffed with what you seem to be implying, that being that anyone that likes football is a Carling- swilling mong-person. I quite like football, but I quite like Belle and Sebastian too - well, aren't I a fucking paradox! Yes, Nick Hornby's a bit tiresome, but liking football doesn't necessarily preclude from being a nice, intelligent person like what you may or may not be.

You want sickening patriotism (which there isn't in that Nike ad, by virtue of none of them lot being English), try watching Wimbledon when that bloody Henman squit is on court. Yes, kids, it's the Sutton and District Daily Mail Letter Writers' Guild picnic! Thrill as The World's Most Middle Class Man Ever pumps his fist like a prannock everytime his opponent gets a double fault! Hours of fun!

And as for sexism - I'd hate to be near you if you ever heard that Nelly single. Yes, the lyrics are rather dubious to say the least, but there's been trillions of other songs equally as dubious becoming popular. Not a good thing, but you can't really dump all the blame on this.

Anyway - I liked Big Beat (Bentley's Gonna Sort You Out, you know he is...), and I hope that Scooter are number one next week. I just love the bit where he shouts 'GOODBYE!' and then the record ends. Plus which, they were ace on TOTP.

Mr Swygart, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but the British are so dumb that they can't actually see that this is all being manipulated/manufactured by multinationals.

At the moment I'm not sure there is any "best" in Britain. It all seems to be going down the plebeian dumper. And maybe saying that makes me a snob, but so what? Things have to improve, and I'm not talking about Daily Mail idealised middle class blandness, either, which is just the engine which keeps the oppressive motor ticking along. If that's Lytton Strachey-type "selective socialism" then so be it.

Alison Houston, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm talking about a STRAND of sexism, not the whole subject. Christ, next time I'll attach a 20,000 word dissertation on the Taliban/Teutonic Knights interface with passing reference to the first two verses of "Saturday Night" by Schoolly-D!

Blind subscription to assumed shibboleths of male bonding without adequate social justification are beyond my personal remit but not beyond my condemnation.

Scooter - sweet Jesus of Arimathea, that's number two now. Another vodka and tomato juice, then, Sharon.

Alison Houston, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and "rob" stop talking to yourself.

Alison Houston, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

'Blind subscription to assumed shibboleths of male bonding' - see that's where I think you're mistaken. See, the lads don't do what they do because they feel like they're supposed to. It is GENUINELY THE ONLY THING THAT OCCURS TO THEM. Conformity is so deeply ingrained in their souls that it would be beyond their imaginations to do anything else. They're rilly enjoying themselves. Which is why this country is such a nightmarishly boring shithole for those who don't see the attraction. (I'm not criticising anybody's lifestyle or entertainment choices, they're welcome to them. Hell, more power to your elbow or whatever)

dave q, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Funny you see it as everything that expresses what you hate about laddism. It *does* matter (to me) that it is a Dutch production. It gives me a good excuse to like it. I just need an excuse for the fact I like it even though it's made by Junkie XL . It feels so extremely empty, beats me down until I don't question it anymore.

nathalie, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

What do you mean by STRAND, though? You talk about "the rehabilitation of the appalling lyrical content ... which represents the triumph of the brute", and what I'm trying to say is there isn't any rehabilitation at all - it's never bloody gone away.

Blind subscription to assumed shibboleths of male bonding without adequate social justification are beyond my personal remit but not beyond my condemnation.

Now, I might have this wrong, but what I'm taking this to mean is that you reckon I don't actually like football, and that I only think I enjoy it because other men do. Thus cheerfully disregarding the possibility that I might actually enjoy watching football for the entertainment value, the suspense, etc. (I'm not going to carry on about it cos I'll just end up sounding like those ads that go 'Hyundai are just as passionate about football as you are', signified by a Mexican wave where the people in the stadium hold up cards, simulating the effect of a Hyundai car driving round the stadium - a regular occurrence at West Brom, so I've heard). Yes, it is a handy conversation topic, but it's perfectly enjoyable by itself. Just because it's beyond your personal remit doesn't necessarily mean it's beyond mine.

(I bet I misread that.) Yes, there's a shedload of things wrong with British culture, British telly in particular, this 'trendy nostalgia' thing that it has, where it sort of looks fondly on the past but only in order to reassure itself that everything is ABSOLUTELY BLUDDY GRATE NOW (example: June Sarpong wears a Dangermouse T-Shirt, says "Awww, Vernon, wasn't Dangermouse great? We should bring it back" then without blinking introduces a triple bill of Holly-"Leave It Steve You Saddo Loser Creep Weirdo Pervert, What Is Your Problem?"-oaks one Sunday on T4)... i've forgotten what I was going to say. Give us a couple of days and it'll come back.

Mr Swygart, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It is GENUINELY THE ONLY THING THAT OCCURS TO THEM.
Not seeing you have a choice, not question things = you're obviously either stupid or blind. I don't know if that makes me feel sorry or have contempt.

nathalie, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

The fact is a love of football is practically COMPULSORY in this country and if you are even indifferent to it, as opposed to actively loathing it, then you are seen as a lesser person, somehow "outside" society and therefore a destructive threat to said society which requires extermination. And, as Dave Q says, it may be that this mentality is now so embedded in men, having been passed down through endless generations, that they think like this automatically, without question. It is not the appreciation or enjoyment of the game, with which I have no problem - I just don't want its "goodness," "nobility" or whatever rammed down my throat because it's not my thing, and be ridiculed for just "not getting it." Or be berated for "being British in berating its negative characteristics" which is just another way of saying YOU DON'T BELONG, FUCK OFF. Which I will not abide.

Alison Houston, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

'obviously either stupid or blind' - what, because they're into stuff you disapprove of? Maybe they went through deep, contemplative soul- searching and, heaven forbid, arrived at the conclusion that they really enjoyed their lifetyle, and if everybody else arrives at the same conclusion then so much the better for them, eh?

dave q, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I am intrigued to know, Alison, how you would react if someone attacked something you hold dearly. I never much cared for lad-culture, but I am always weary spewing my emotions in a forum in fear of hurting someone.

nathalie, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I quite like it. The Elvis original is fantastic and it doesn't mutilate it too much. No idea about the other baggage some folks seem here to have accumulated but I would suggest that their issues are probably better dealt with by exploring causal factors and getting a sense of proportion.

Alexander Blair, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I will only respond to what Dave Q has to say with regard to this thread as he appears to be the only person here who is actually ADDRESSING THE ISSUES which it raises.

Alison Houston, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Alison (Marcello? - if you're not, you're just as fucking thick),

you come across like a whiny, self-righteous, pseudo-intellectual teenager. What does your great insight amount to exactly?: lazy gender and class generalisations, partisan politics, and the patronising/paranoid conviction that every facet of group behaviour is the result of people being manipulated by vested interests - a sham which YOU are among the select few to see through - everyone else being an easily-led conformist FOOL

makes you despair doesn't it, you obnoxious condescending cunt.

rob, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

No, Rob and anybody else, I am NOT Marcello. I know nothing of him apart from what's been posted recently on ILE. I cannot comment on his intelligence but even on a cursory reading it would probably far exceed yours.

But your shit is typical of the malaise I have identified. Question the validity of football, the validity of the sheeplike British proletariat - question ANYTHING, in fact, which borders upon your smug little world - and this is what I get; abuse and namecalling.

If this is the typical attitude which posters on these boards take towards newbies, then you can shove IL Whatever up your arse. You think you're so fucking clued in but you understand NOTHING, are INCAPABLE of engaging in any argument, are ARROGANT without any achievements in your lives to be arrogant about, are so far up your own arses that you'd need a catheter to play prop forward next season (I don't know about sporting analogies, you think of some better ones).

OK I'll leave you kiddies alone now to carry on with your Dungeons and Dragons. The bad old woman's gone away. Hip hip hooray.

Twats.

Alison Houston, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

personally, i think you can do better than pointless abuse

gareth, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, Alison, if you are a woman, I am startled by the fact how you approach lad culture. I would never be angered by the fact I was excluded by the majority (for not liking football). Secondly I would experience the sexism differently. Marcello or not, it doesn't MATTER, now DOES IT (that's for Rob). It's the best thread since ages.

Funny when someone hides behind a fake name, it's usually someone *sporting* a different gender.

nathalie, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

First person to say 'THE LOOOOSERS GO HOME!' gets 36 hours' community service and a six-month ban.

PJ Miller, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus on a fucking tricycle - I don't mind that you don't like football. I know plenty of people that don't like it. Fine, lovely, ace. It's just this attitude that anyone that likes it is a mindless berk that I don't agree with.

Mr Swygart, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm, I should probably stay out of this, but what the hell. It's a shame if you really have gone away for good, Alison. With one exception, I don't think the majority of the replies here have been personally abusive. Nor do I think they have failed to address your points. You seem to have got upset because people are picking holes in your thesis.

As I have already said, I think you do make an interesting a valid point about the lyrics to the song in your opening post, which are well-worth having a debate about, including the football aspects. But your other point that the success of the single represents (a) some sort of industrial-poltical conspiracy to create a society based on "a standardised, nullifying nucleus of nothingness", and (b) that this is specifically a UK phenomenon, is reaching IMO (i.e. YOU HAVE NOT MADE THE CASE - it might be there to be made, but nothing you have written supports the thesis). Moreover, the subtext of your subsequent posts seems to be - this record is popular because the kids are sheep, not because they like it. This is the sort of simplistic anti-pop crap that cannot go unanswered.

By the way, I liked that Babylon Zoo record that got to No.1 on the back of a jeans commercial. I liked the ad too. I didn't buy either product, though.

Jeff W, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Dealing with trolls is always tricky on the net, nobody wants to look a mug, but I think there is an element of trust that needs to be assumed. My method is always to pretend even the most obvious troll is serious and continue the dialog. At least once. But all trolls get wearysome, even ones as well done as this.

I especially liked the 'I didn't ask to be born' theme in the original question but like too many trolls / parodies, it tries a little too hard and reveals itself as slips into farce.

btw Did this rant feel slightly old fashioned to anyone else? I may be wrong but surely teenagers aren't still listening to the Manic's 'Holy Bible' and complaining about how their younger sibling is totaly fake and plastic because they are socially well adjusted and quite like Kylie?

See, I told you all early 90s MM wasn't a healthy phenomenon.

Alexander Blair, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

OK how's this for simplistic anti-pop crap? Pop is popular because kids like it BECAUSE they're sheep, geddit? Criticising them for liking it is like criticising dogs for licking their own testicles, it's what they do. And maybe not everybody is a 'dog person'!!!

dave q, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

The thing I really hate about that ad (and I know I'm not addressing your question Alison) is that it is an attempt to show that these professionals don't need to be in glamorous surroundings to enjoy their football - so filled with "Love of the Game" and the "Corinthian Spirit" are they, that they will give 100% even when playing in a grimy cage, whereas the reality is they only appeared on the ad because their agents negotiated a suitably pleasing contract.

I love football, and it is a Beautiful Game, but I agree that all the bullshit that comes with it can be a little tiresome. The compulsory patriotism, the laddishness, and if I didn't like football, I'm sure I would be infuriated by the notion that everyone SHOULD and DOES like football. Still, writers like Brian Glanville and (particularly) Nick Hornby, have opened people up to the fact that you can take a more considered, thoughtful approach to looking at football. Hornby's book "Fever Pitch" particularly, made football fans who aren't Union- Jack brandishing, police-beating, racist thugs feel welcome at football again. And everyone should be welcome to either like or dislike football. A more thoughtful approach INSIDE football, will help make it less of a crushing, boorish presence for non-football lovers ( and has succeeded somewhat already - in the 1980's fotball hooliganism was a much more terrifying presence than today.)

And Alison, insulting everyone for not addressing your question is not going to serve your desire for reasoned debate on the issue. Sometimes threads meander. Were not trying to sabotage you.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"Nobody wants to look like a mug" - no disrespect to the poster of this statement, but said statement encapsulates EVERYTHING that's wrong with this spineless, underachieving country. Go on, look like a mug, nobody gives a shit, except in the minds of cool-obsessed Brits who mistakenly think anybody in the world gives a shit about the class/pop-culture nexus that they study endlessly like the Talmud, except c/p-c n. doesn;t have anywhere near the hisorical/cultural significance. Stop worrying about 'looking like a mug'! Would you rather have three internet surfers chuckle, "Ha, he walked right into that one" than do anything unusual that just MIGHT expose you to mug- ness accusations? "Ridicule is nothing to be scared of!" (I believe that message is so subversive to the cosy consensual shit-scared apron-string-strangled locals that the authorities finally put him in the nuthouse!)

dave q, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

'Hornby's book "Fever Pitch" particularly, made football fans who aren't Union- Jack brandishing, police-beating, racist thugs feel welcome at football again'

So diverting the attentions of intelligent people toward pastimes like this is a good thing? Maybe if those who got out while the going was good applied their energies to something else except waiting for Hornby to tell them it as OK to waste their lives again the whiole place would be better off.

dave q, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Listen, Blair, you unamusing blot on society, I am NOT a troll, I am merely trying to state an OPINION. Apparently this is illegal on I "Love" Music unless you are mates with/have fucked at least three other posters. It is not a Cultural Studies paper for you to mark with your "wearysome" analysis.

And, as I repeat, the rest of you with the sole exception of Dave Q have NOT read the original post properly, so I am unprepared to defend accusations which I have not made.

Alison Houston, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I am NOT a troll, I am merely trying to state an OPINION

Yet you go ballistic when someone else tries to express THEIR opinion in the same empassioned and opinionated manner as yourself. It's funny how many people in cyberspace never learned the basic rules of human interaction in nursery school.

kate, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"So diverting the attentions of intelligent people toward pastimes like this is a good thing?"

There's nothing wrong with enjoying "pastimes like this". Theres nothing wrong with football. It's a beautiful game, like I said.

Let me put it like this - football and football fandom is rife with racism and laddishness, so much so that football fans who take a more considered approach felt dispirited and unwelcome - the likes of Hornby and Glanville set out to bring this element back into the game, to make football a less boorish presence for all. It's a good thing. Makes football matches a more pleasant place to be (for those who do like football), and decreases the whole "everyone must like football or we'll beat them for being a fag" for those who don't.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

In other words, keep the proles out. Price the tickets out of their stratosphere so that the middle class can usurp their place. Destroy the community. And you wonder why the "proles" get so angry and start smashing up people/things?

(yes, largely because it looks good on page 5 of the Daily Mail; rather like selling arms to Iraq and then bombing them anyway)

Alison Houston, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Trolling means posting opinions which are not your own, under false names, to aggravate people. Some trolls are drop-in outsiders, some are not. This one — as it happens — is not.

Forum Moderator, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Howkay. Moderator. You know what's what. You know how many beans make five.

And this is MY opinion and you don't fucking know that either.

So where does that leave you?

Eh?

Alison Houston, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave Q - you're wrong. A tendency towards, and tolerance for, public eccentricity and wierd enthusiasms, in other words looking like a mug, are built-in to the British psyche. They're not the handful of cool-obsessed brits you're talking about - who gives a monkey's about them anyway - but a large % of joe public who live in towns and villages across the country. You won't have met them, since you evidently haven't been anywhere outside of tube Zone 1. Call them village idiots, nutters or crackpots if you like, but gentle, barmy eccentricity characterises this country for sure.

Dr. C, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

tim hopkins to thread. are working class people priced out of the game? yes, the premiership, of course, but lower down the leagues (exeter, halifax)?

the only person i know who goes regularly to football (man city) is a girl, although i think she wouldn't be very pleased at it being attributed to hornby (she thinks the game has gentrified too much, not enough 'proper' fans)

gareth, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

No, fascism characterises this country. Go into your beloved shires; full of Tory shitehawks who'd like to drag the rest of us back to the 15th century and ducking stools. Who put shit or lighter fuel through the door of any member of an ethnic minority with the cheek to want to live next door to them. Who are so inbred that, to paraphrase Bill Hicks, their family tree must look like a stump. Who kept the Tories in for 18 miserable years and necessitated a "New Labour" imitator to take their place. Who will tolerate "eccentricity" as long as it's perpetrated by someone who cannot do, or has ceased to be able to do, any harm to their precious non-existence (i.e. kiddies and old folk). Not the kind of ambition for individualism which ends up in the back of a Black Maria or a padded white cell. Who keep the fucking Daily Mail alive.

Britain is a fucking pit. Why should I have any reason to be "patriotic" about it, or about 12 blokes kicking a ball around not very efficiently, or tolerate dreg culture spoonfed by those who wish to keep us "downstairs"; eternal serfs, servicing the unjustifiably rich?

Getting a bit Dave Spart down here, so I'll leave it there.

Alison Houston, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

just an aside, but i can vouch that nick hornby has at least made it possible for someone like me to tolerate the sport. football to me was the thing my bullies at school laughed at me for being such an inept arse at, something that i linked with laddish culture and machismo and accordingly something i hated with a passion because it was so alien and terrifying to me. hornby despite his many faults managed to make it clear to me there was a lot more to football than i thought from the surface. still can't stand it personally, but i no longer hate it and judge those who love it...

commonswings, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Dr C - point taken about never leaving Zone 1 (well have you SEEN what's in Zones 2,3, and 4? Jesus wept), but isn't 'belonging' to the category of 'ecentric' just as safe as 'belonging' to any oher category? I.E., once you're known as "that guy who builds time- machines in his yard" or whatever, you've just been rendered a harmless, identifiable 'type'. Which doesn't happen to people who want to advance any substantial critique of this particular society, it's still that 'Everything in its place' mentality which makes living here so FUCKING SHIT (IMHO)

dave q, Monday, 1 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm now VERY worried about my upcoming lads weekend in Estonia. We were going to play football and drink beer and stuff. How can I enjoy it now though?

Want to come with us Alison - meet you at Gatwick on Friday afternoon?

Dr. C, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

yes she is in though i hope she sees sense and stops comparing sonny sharrock to noel Gallagher. What's the point in all this philosophy if you are going to do that?

Julio Desouza, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

bugger, sinker got the 200th post.

Alison Houston, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"they have nurtural rhythm"

ah. (i might have spotted that if it hadn't been 1:30 in the morning - and if i hadn't been pissed.)

neil, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

ilm cliche => noel much better than sharrock

Alison Houston, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

ilx is an organisation which publishes alison houston

mark s, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

grrr alex that bw quote makes me SO FUCKING MAD!! oh well, maybe i will post noise (director's cut) at the weekend

mark s, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

mark- that's because we can't afford anyone else.

Julio Desouza, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

haha THAT WILL SHOW YOU ALL!! *sigh*

mark s, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

''grrr alex that bw quote makes me SO FUCKING MAD!! oh well, maybe i will post noise (director's cut) at the weekend''

so something good might come out of this very ENTERTAINING thread yet!

Julio Desouza, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

mark s -- BTW did you get my email to say why I thought Directors Cut is ace? Publish and be damned.

alext, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

the offensive volume of rock can be employed to confirm conservatism,

But mark's article about noise was not about volume but (crudely) about the (perceived) boundary between music and non-music.

he needed to pay more attention to its economic base.

'Marx'-ists can be so fucking dull.

Noise organised for extraction of surplus value isn’t noise, but silence at high volume: rock as spectacle blocks its liberating essence, its democratic release and insurrectionary energy

ie noise = liberation; rock = constraint. Mark's point was that (again, I put it crudely) this contrast is flawed. In doing so he shows up liberation at work within constraint; but also supposed liberation turning again and again into constraint. Or something like that. This seems to me a far more successfully dialectical point, and potentially takes us somewhere beyond dialectic.

alext, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Why does art have to have a meaning?
Art is a piece produced to reflect/alter/imitate/ridicule/... nature.By doing this we PUT meaning and a message in it. That is the main reason we make art. It would not be art if it was meaningless (to someone).

nathalie, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

hey...isn't this style of thread supposed to have completely pointless references to goat wank?

doom monger, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"ie noise = liberation" > illusion

nathalie, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark's 'lost' wire article has become more interesting thanks to alex's analysis.

Tom- Ban mark from ILM so that he can finish his re-write.

Julio Desouza, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

alex yes i got your email: THANK YOU!! but there are nevertheless still some necessary tweaky tweaks needed which i haf not quite undertaken

mark s, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"beyond dialectics"!! steady on...

mark s, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(This is funny, I hope I can finish Noise by the time this article gets published. I just know: I HEART ATTALI as much as I used to HATE ADORNO. My friend said: "No BOREDOMS? Clapton gets mentioned?!? This guy's obv an IDIOT.")

nathalie, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"beyond dialectics"!! steady on...

Ha Ha Ha Resistance is futile. You will be deterritorialized.

alext, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

The word 'noise' is the wrong word in this situation.

Alexander Blair, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"What inherent worth does it have if it has no meaning?"

worth isn't dependent on meaning - meaning is dependent on worth. and the failure to understand this is the reason why all post- structuralist theory is a crock of shit.

neil, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

where is Owl Man when you need him

John Darnielle, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

In the Owlcave, waiting for sundown. For the Dark Knight is nocturnal and only comes out after dark.

Lord Custos IV - The One with The Old Guy with a Bundle of Sticks on his Back, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Why are meaning and worth related at all?

Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 2 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Why are meaning and worth necessary?

Alison Houston, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

When we ask about the meaning of life we are usually asking about its value, why it is, and what it is for. It usually seems that the most satifying answer would be about the purpose or the end of life. If, as many people believe, God has a plan, then clearly a plan aims to some end and is justified in those terms. However, thinking in terms of purposes leads to a paradox. For every end posited to an action, we can always ask what that is for. We own a car to get to places. We want to get places for various reasons - to earn a living, to buy food, to enjoy entertainments, etc. Earning a living and buying food, however, are both for ulterior purposes, to have the means to live, and to sustain life itself. Working in a profession, eating food, and enjoying entertainments, however, can also be pleasurable and satisfying in themselves. This would make them ends-in-themselves and so exempt from the "what are they for" question. Pleasure, although the ultimate end of all action for hedonism, nevertheless does not seem sufficiently weighty or meaningful as the only end-in-itself, not to mention being without a moral dimension.

Purpose is how we act because we have a future and intentions. A purpose is something in the future that we intend to realise. We intend to realise it because it is a good, but goods can be both instrumental and intrinsic. Most goods are instrumental. Money is nearly worthless as an end in itself, for most people, but is extremely valuable as a good-for something else, an instrumental good. We get so used to instrumental goods that our habit is true treat all goods as instrumental, as good-for-something - a common reproach of disappointed parents used to be "you're good for nothing!" - but this would produce an infinite regress. Any instrumental good is really worthless without the ultimate justification of an intrinsic good.

So what are the intrinsic goods in life? Well, there is pleasure, which we would hope to have with any worthy activity; but the true worth of any activity consists of its being right and good, and the true worth of any end consists of its being good and beautiful. Although it is not always obvious what is right and what is good, and "there is no disputing taste" when it comes to beauty, these are the kinds of things that we "need to know" in order to live, indeed, the "good life." These categories of value are descibed in The Polynomic Theory of Value" and "Six Domains of the Polynomic System of Value." It is difficult enough in life to deal with the uncertainties in our knowledge about the right and the good, and with the dilemmas that arise from the independence of these categories of value from each other. We do not always know what we need to know to deal with life, though the basics of morality are, as it happens, simple enough to be understood by most competent adults, and even by most children. This is curious enough in itself, but is not my main concern here: For even when we know the right, the good, and the beautiful, this still does not answer the really ultimate questions about the meaning of life, where we do have this urge to ask the purposive question, "What is it all for?"

The category of value that is listed on the linked pages but that has not yet been mentioned here, of course, is the sacred or holy. In the Bible, God demands that the Jews be a holy people by obeying his Law. Jesus requires that his disciples follow his moral instruction, but the purpose or meaning of it all follows simply from believing in him - though the impression from this is that the purpose of that belief is to achieve eternal life. The purpose of the Buddha's teaching, on the other hand, is not eternal life, but clearly the end of suffering, or, as the Buddha says:

...aversion, absence of passion, cessation, quiescence, knowledge, supreme wisdom, and Nirvana. [Buddhism in Translations, Henry Clarke Warren, Atheneum, 1987, p. 122] Unlike Western religions, Buddhism does not necessarily envision salvation or liberation as a recognizeable continuation of life. Nirvana is incomprehensible and inexpressible. Exactly what purposes are fulfilled, or even exist, in Nirvana is thus an open, or unaskable, question.

If we rule out using purposes to explain the ultimate meaning of life or existence, then we are restricted to intrinsic goods. Plato, after all, made "The Good" the ultimate reality. But it is not clear how the bare "Good" is more satisfying than pleasure, since we want to ask, "What Good?" We do not find "good" just floating off in insolation, but some thing, some meaning, which is good. It is not clear how upgrading the "Good" to the holy or the sacred is any more satisfying. We still want the reference or the conceptual content. Supreme conceptions of the experience of the ultimately holy object don't seem to help. The essence of the delights of Heaven in Christianity, or of union with Brahman in Hinduism, can be expressed in one word: Bliss - the "beatific vision" of God, or the Bliss (ânanda) which is the essence of Brahman. "Bliss," however, just sounds like an extreme enraptured state of happiness ("blissed out"), and so of a kind of pleasure, afterall. Perhaps a kind of eternal, cosmic orgasm sounds nice, but intellectually it seems rather deficient. We want to know what the deal is. That is going to be the only satisfying answer to the meaning of life.

This makes it sound like neither purposes nor intrinsic goods are going to quite do the job. As with purposes themselves, the nature of our understanding itself seems to preclude the sort of answer that would actually satisfy our understanding. What would help, then, would be at least to understand how our understanding defeats itself. The infinite regress that explanations of purpose lead to is one problem. The disappointment of intrisic goods of the presumably most satisfying character, like pleasure or beauty or the sacred, is their lack of intellectual content: We don't have to understand anything about what things cause the most intense physical pleasures to have them, and the causes are pretty mundane anyway; beauty is not wholly comprehensible and tends to be denatured with analysis; and the sacred depends on paradoxical religious doctrines or mysteries that are explicitly posited beyond human understanding.

One thing that the sacred does, in its obscurity or mystery as an intrinsic good, is stand as a placeholder for the understanding that we would like to have of ultimate things. We might even say that our inability to have that understanding is displayed in the very plurality and incoherence of the world's religions. If there were one true religion, then clearly we would know what the deal is in terms of the doctrine of that religion. As it is, not all religions even agree on whether there is a personal God, or an individual afterlife, at all. Religions don't even agree on whether the practice of religion aims only at this life or beyond it. Thus, while Christianity and Islâm clearly aim at the afterlife, Judaism, although always containing popular beliefs about the hereafter, makes no explicit promises of eternal life as the fruit of religious practice. Most curiously, Buddhism, which begins with monastic practices of renunciation and the clear project of avoiding rebirth, gives rises to permutations, at least in East Asia, where liberation valorizes life itself and even Nirvana does not preclude rebirith and continued individual existence.

This paradoxical situation is explicitly addressed, in the first instance by Buddhism itself, and, more recently in Western philosophy, by Immanuel Kant, for whom speculation about "things-in- themselves" produces "dialectical illusion" and the system of contradictions he calls the "Antinomies of Reason." Kant does think that some questions about transcendent objects can be settled on the basis of morality, that "God, freedom, and immorality" are required as postulates of the Moral Law, but his arguments for all of these (except freedom, perhaps) seem to require assumptions whose own credibility is suspect. What would be more striking, and perhaps revealing, is if morality required that we don't know the answers to questions about ultimate purposes and transcendent objects. This, I suspect, is actually the case. For our task in life, our "need to know," as in any military or intelligence operation, may involve things that we need to not know.

What is the reward of virtue? This has always been one of the fundamental questions of philosophy and religion. Is there divine retribution and justice? That the wicked often prosper and the good suffer is what has persuaded many that the universe is actually random, pointless, and meaningless. But the very essence of morality may depend on not knowing whether there is a reward for virtue or divine retribution and justice. This is because of the fundamental difference between morality and prudence. Morality, as understood from Confucius to Kant, is to do what is right, regardless of consequences or return. Prudence, on the other hand, is simply to govern one's affairs so as to satisfy an interest. This may be merely self-interest, or the interest of something of which one has charge (a family, company, state, etc.), but it is still an intention to obtain some particular goods. Morality may require the denial of an interest, for the sake of justice and righteousness.

Now, if one is good and righteous and holy in life merely because of the promise of divine reward or the threat of divine retribution, this simply converts morality into prudence. Our interest is to obtain salvation and bliss and to avoid damnation and punishment, so we use the means to that end. Interestingly, this approach is harshly condemned in the Bhagavad Gita, and its futility asserted:

[2:43] Their soul is warped with selfish desires, and their heaven is a selfish desire. They have prayers for pleasures and power, the reward of which is earthly rebirth. Thus, when it comes to salvation, that is an end that prudence, by its nature, cannot attain. The very pursuit of self-interest effects rebirth.

Even Plato's great examination of the benefit of virtue and justice in the Republic merely concluded, like the Stoics later, that the just person is happier. Justice, therefore, is merely recommended to the prudent, who aim at happiness. Plato's uneasiness with this perhaps led to the inclusion of the "Myth of Er" at the end of the Republic, where the promise of divine reward and the threat of divine punishment is introduced - adding another layer of the appeal to self- interest. The most dignity that can be attrituted to this approach is that it is one of "enlightened" self-interest.

If the divine reward of virtue and the punishment of vice were certain, then, just as in human affairs, it would merely be foolish, not wicked, to behave improperly. When, however, divine justice is problematic, and human justice limited and imperfect, the merely calculating person may find evil and injustice to offer the promise of greater rewards. The moral person, however, abstains from wrong merely because it is wrong, and shameful. As Confucius says, "The superior man understands right (yì), the mean man understands profit (lì)" [Analects IV:16]. Our lack of knoweldge of the ultimate purpose, meaning, or justice of life therefore separates the proper motive of moral action, as Kant says, the consciousness of duty, from the motive of prudent action, which is to find the means sufficient to satisfy our interests. As noted in the Gita, the latter may earn karmic reward, but not salvation. Christianity, on the other hand, appears to allow salvation by belief and repentance, even if merely prudent, with the qualification, as we see in Dante's Divine Comedy, that some, the truly moral and saintly, end up closer to God in Heaven than those whose belief was less pure. In other words, those who believe and act because of their desire for Heaven and their fear of damnation will attain Heaven, but will have a rather poor seat, the equivalent of the bleachers, in the cosmic ball park, with the Elect seated around God behind home plate.

If the human condition is one where we do not know the ultimate meaning and purpose of life, or whether there is divine justice, reward, and retribution, then the temptation or tendency is to say that there is no meaning and no justice, divine or otherwise. If all is but atoms and the void, and pleasure, in fact my pleasure, is all that really counts in life, since it feels good, then there is no barrier to agreeing with Thrasymachus or Nietzsche that self-interest and power are all that count. The person who restrains their self- interest out of just consideration of others is merely a fool, following a non-existent standard to no real purpose. There are always, of course, people who are virtuous and just, despite believing in no substantial existence for these things, or any non- immediate benefit for practicing them, simply out of self-respect. This is a precarious position, however, for being good merely to respect oneself requires that the good, rather than self-interest, is what is truly worthy of respect, and this is what their scepticism or unbelief has fundamentally unsettled. These are people who, in Plato's terms, are good merely out of habit. One need merely draw the obvious conclusion to adopt the position that the only self- respecting person abandons worry about goodness or justice and simple seizes as much power and pleasure as possible.

What we truly need to know, then, is not the ultimate meaning or purpose of life, but just that there is meaning and purpose, as found in the reality of the right, the good, and the beautiful. Any good person, in a sense, knows this implicitly. The philosopher, sceptic, or too clever sophisticate, however, requires more. Hence, we should hope to have a demonstrable metaphysical theory of value. As I have argued elsewhere, we can construct such a theory and have some confidence that matters of value are as real as matters of empirical fact, because value is merely an artifact of our existence as conscious beings, which severs the connection, let alone the identity, between our existence and existence as such. While we exist in a way that does not seem to benefit from the principle ex nihilo nihil fit ("out of nothing comes nothing"), or, as it appeas in physics, the conservation of mass-energy, i.e. we appear to become unconscious, and die, value is what remains within consciousness as the ghost or after-image of existence as such, which does benefit from the principle. It is what our existence is like apart from consciousness, which means apart from subject and object, that defeats the understanding, which can only grasp things in terms of representation and intention. But the substitute that we possess for such an understanding is indeed the end-in-itself of the good and the beautiful, however differentiated and specifically they appear in life.

As Plato thought that the love of wisdom began with the love of the kind of value we can see, beauty, now we can say that beauty most concretely contains the promise of what is not merely of this life and this, phenomenal, world. This is ironic, since mere beauty can be regarded as one of the most superficial and trival things in life, with no necessary connection to virtue or morality. Indeed, beauty sometimes seem positively adverse to virtue and morality. When the Greeks, of course, said "good and beautiful," they meant nobility as well as good looks, or even, as with Socrates, nobility without good looks. At best, beauty often seems inert and dormant. On the other hand, beauty has other permutations. The sublimely beautiful displays active and even fearful power. While one tends to think of wind and lightning in this respect, erotic beauty is just as much an expression of it, with a fearful power that disturbs and unsettles, even frightens, many, even as it drives a great deal of fashion, entertainment, and daily life, often threatening loss of control, both personal and public. The sublime and the erotic bespeak hidden power that is only latent in the merely beautiful.

While the numinosity of the sacred and holy is sometimes said to merely be a form of the sublime, there is considerably more to it than that. Where the sublime is powerful and even fearful, the numimous is positively uncanny and Other - supernatural rather than natural. No longer an inert and dormant beauty, numinosity seems to have broken free from objects altogether, feeling like an intrusion from reality beyond phenomena, whether of divinities, spirits, or any other kinds of paranormal powers. This can still have its erotic aspect, as we see in the divine sexuality of Babylonian temple prostitution, or the pornographic sculptures on Indian temples. This certainly gives us another case of the difficulty of pinning down a construction of transcendent objects, since a religion like Christianity seems to construe the hereafter as devoid of sexuality. It is India that ironically combines the most austere ascesticism with the most explicit eroticism.

Of all the forms of value, then, the holy is at once the most promising, for the meaning it bespeaks, and the most frustrating, for the lack of postive information and understanding that we derive from its manifestations. Given the limitations of the human condition, or of human understanding, however, this is rather what we should expect. The ultimate meanings, understandings, values, and conditions are closed to us. The immediate meanings, understandings, values, and conditions are available, but as something over and above the mundane factual phenomena which the too clever sophisticate takes to be all that there is. That it is not all that there is at once gives us the reality of meaning and value, but only in relation to the phenomenal world. The form of value that contains no relation to the world, and so is in itself devoid of coherent conceptual content, is the holy. Trying to identify the holy with a form of value with positive content led Kant himself to construe the holy as the faultlessly moral (the angelic "holy will"). However, although we would like, in some ultimate construction of things, for the moral and the holy to be identical, as we find them they are not, and we even see them diverge in the moral ambivalence, not only of the pagan gods, who are positively human in their immorality, but even of the Biblical God, whose moral difficulties Jung explored in his Answer to Job.

It appears, then, that what we need to know are the values of the phenomenal world. Since we are not now living or operating beyond that, our doctrines and speculations about it end up being paradoxical and self-contradictory. Yet the values of the phenomenal world are themselves not truly of it, and present us a clue that there is more to things than what we see. The ultimate clue, though also the most tantalising, is the sense of the numinous, in which we seem to glimpse an unaccountable majestas in the transcendent, whether we think that this is the God of Abraham and Isaac, the Existence, Consciousness, and Bliss of Brahman, the overrated, cosmic Buddha-dharma, or even the Form of the Good. Whether we credit that or not may not make that much difference in our mundane tasks or enjoyment of life. As Confucius said, "I have long been offering my prayers" [Analects VII:35], just by being good. It is only a matter of concern when we want more, when the undeniable randomness, senselessness, and unfairness of events moves us to yearn for some way in which it will all make sense - when the shortness and imperfection of life means that we want reunion with our loved ones, to enjoy moments that in fact were all too brief or that in our folly we did not appreciate enough at the time. We cannot know if this will ever be explained or made good. All we have is what Kant said, the sublime beauty of the starry heavens above and the sublime nobility and justice of the Moral Law within, and the question "What can we hope?" These are the meaning of life, and all that we need to know, even as they represent a flame of hope for more.

Alison Houston, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, what really puts me off the song is the whimpered "please" intoned after the word "action." You big wuss Elvis! Having to say please! Read you not the gospels of Dworkin?

Alison Houston, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, woman, I thought you wuz cool and I wuz just about ready to invite u for a FUKK but u iz turnin into fuckin happy clappy preacher shit you are tepid BIEEETCH and you ain't gettin' water outta my hole

U S College-Dork, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

RELIGIOUS TRUTHS: Taoism: Crap happens.

Confucianism: Confucius say, "Crap happens."

Buddhism: If crap happens, it is really not crap.

Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of crap happening?

Hinduism: This crap happened before.

Islam: If crap happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism: Let crap happen to someone else.

Catholicism: If crap happens, then you deserve it.

Judaism: Why does crap always happen to us?

New Age: Affirm crap does not happen to me.

Atheist: I don't believe this crap.

Rastafarian: Let's roll that crap up and smoke it.

Alison Houston, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, what really puts me off the song is the whimpered "please" intoned after the word "action." You big wuss Elvis! Having to say please!
Indeed. Lads wouldn't say please. ;-)

nathalie, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

grrr nathalie away with your gender-revealing strategems ;-)

Alison Houston, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

:-P
I think the whole discourse is interesting but we/you/they/I forgot one important factor: biologial element. This article has confused me to no end - where does it place me (and my atheism)?

nathalie, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

When interviewed by the Rev Colin Morris on BBC's "Anno Domini" programme in February 1977, Dennis Potter confirmed that he had little or no time of religion/clerics (despite - or because of? - the beliefs and societal consequences forming the arteries of most of his key works), but that "I still want the church to be there - someday I might need it." Certainly in his later life, it played a greater role, though even on his deathbed he remained sceptical, saying that he "went along with it" to keep everyone else happy (i.e. his family).

Alison Houston, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, typo: that should of course read "little or no time FOR religion/clerics."

What I would ask you, Nathalie, is how have you dealt with the conflict at times when you felt requiring of comfort and solace? Will talk more about this with you privately if you prefer.

Alison Houston, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently it involves purgatives.

bigbrother, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a good article, though still avoiding the historical question of whether religion is innately needed, how it coexists/supersedes subjugation and humility (two sides of the same coin), or whether it was at any point imposed upon men as a means of control.

From a personal point of view, I certainly count myself still on Spinoza's side, probably magnified rather than diminished by events over the last 12 months. Nothing did more to arrest my "progress" from initial grieving than well-meaning people saying, "God meant it to be; He didn't want her to suffer; she's in Paradise now" blah blah it was GENETIC you fools it does NOT help.

The evolution of this thread seems to me to represent a splendid exemplar of Wilson's law.

And how does religion overlap (if it does) with the concept of "caring"? Is the latter naturally possible or can a context only be provided for it by the pre-existing one of religion/faith?

Finally, of course, art isn't a parallel strand to religion; it arose directly from it, so of course without religion there would be no music, thus no ILM.

And who needs art or music? I think we all do. Is that our "religion"? Again, on a personal basis, I feel that for someone unsettled (geographically and emotionally), having books, CDs, pictures, etc. gives you something concrete to hang on to; a sense of place, and a sense of being. If you forsook all that and continued to live a necessarily unsettled life, I think life would be very difficult to cope with (monkhood notwithstanding).

Because without any of these, and without other direct, regular human interaction, one is forced back on one's own meagre resources - and the emptiness becomes even more apparent.

Alison Houston, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

That's only if you're empty tho

dave q, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

For me it's the reverse. When I'm emotionally unsettled (depressed), books/music etc. seem like pathetic irrelevances mostly serving the egos of their creators. I have to be in a positive frame of mind to see those things as worthwhile.

David, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(I'll email you, Marcello.)

nathalie, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

''And who needs art or music? I think we all do.''

Not all of us do or need it. By telling us what is 'good' you're becoming as bad as a bloody priest.

And I hate most 'art'. I can't fucking stand what comes with it as well. the 'best' music is the one that makes you forget that it is 'art'.

Is that our "religion"? Again, on a personal basis, I feel that for someone unsettled (geographically and emotionally), having books, CDs, pictures, etc.''

Julio Desouza, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

To reply to the last point (hitting submit by accident there).

books, CDs can be of comfort. But that person would need help and support from family/friends as well. Listening to books and Cds is a lonely thing.

And then you've got ask, which CDs? It could the 'art' music you so truly love but in most cases it would prob. be 'definetely maybe' by the wonderful (back in the day) Oasis.

Julio Desouza, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Listening to books????!!!!???

Me? I listen to whatever music makes me feel better at any given time. Could be "Definitely Maybe," could be Derek Bailey - depends on the time, mood and circumstances. I like it all.

Lonely activity? Support of family/friends? Well, if you've worked out who I really am, Julio (I would say everyone else has by now!), then there's a whole story into which I've gone countless times on these boards and which everyone else here is pretty sick of hearing, I would have thought.

So that's enough for now, I think. That's pretty much as far as I can go with this thread. If anyone wants to continue taking it somewhere else/developing other trains of thought, then please feel free to do so.

Thanks to everyone who contributed, especially Nathalie, but also Julio, Dave Q, Mr Swygart, Gareth, Kilian Murphy, Mark S, Alex B, Alex T, Dan P, Dr C, and anyone else I may have forgotten.

MC still does not feel psychologically able to come back on here as "himself" but may do so in the future. He is trying his best.

Alison Houston, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I did think it was you Marcello but I wasn't sure. i didn't know what happened to you until I started posting in ILE (which is recently) and read some of the threads. I don't know whether you have family/friends though (now I do I suppose).

Aren't there books on CD?

I hope you get ''psychologically able'' to come up with a that guide to Radu mafalti that you promised?

Julio Desouza, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Had an unsettling thought while watching "Donnie Darko" recently: "this is making me think and feel dark emotions. why am i bothering? has this past year+ of not dealing with this stuff hurt me or just freed me up for more useful things?"

If art raises questions, why don't we just stick to the answers?

Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Because answers contain no suspense. Only questions build anticipation.
"I may not have all the answers, but I'm asking all the right questions."
   - Lydia Lunch.

Lord Custos III, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(Why am I always late for the curtain call?)

Dan Perry, Wednesday, 3 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
Amazing thread. One of the first I read on ILM - never quite managed the whole thing though. Where is Alison now?

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

*manages whole thread*

Oh there she is...

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
how do people feel about it now? re-issue of original for anniversary reasons vs remix of overlooked non-single for ad campaign...

Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)


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