meet roger stephens.
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0902091slap1.jpg
― flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 3 September 2009 01:12 (fifteen years ago)
"stop your sobbing" the pretenders"big girls don't cry" four seasons
― flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 3 September 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago)
"Suffer the Children" by Tears for Fears
― Alex in NYC, Thursday, 3 September 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago)
"Smack That" by Akon
― Alex in NYC, Thursday, 3 September 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago)
"Beat on the Brat" by the Ramones
"tell that girl to shut up"
― mince lice (electricsound), Thursday, 3 September 2009 01:15 (fifteen years ago)
"world shut your mouth" julian cope
― flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 3 September 2009 01:16 (fifteen years ago)
fucking idiot. sorry just had to get that out.
― surm, Thursday, 3 September 2009 01:18 (fifteen years ago)
unsurprisingly, he's from stone mountain, ga.
― flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 3 September 2009 01:20 (fifteen years ago)
Joe Dolce - "Shaddup You Face"
― henry s, Thursday, 3 September 2009 01:26 (fifteen years ago)
'Cry Baby' Janis Joplin
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 3 September 2009 01:27 (fifteen years ago)
Spiritualized "Stop Your Crying"
― Simon H., Thursday, 3 September 2009 01:34 (fifteen years ago)
"I Hate The Kids" Hot Snakes
― myndbloom, Thursday, 3 September 2009 01:36 (fifteen years ago)
"Cousin Kevin" and/or "Uncle Ernie" The Who
― Nate Carson, Thursday, 3 September 2009 01:40 (fifteen years ago)
Hit Me Baby One More Time - Britney Spears
― kornrulez6969, Thursday, 3 September 2009 02:04 (fifteen years ago)
miss kittin - requiem for a hit
― dj rolando the aztec fish stick (haitch), Thursday, 3 September 2009 02:06 (fifteen years ago)
'Baby, Stop Crying' -- Bob Dylan
― Jeff Wright, Thursday, 3 September 2009 02:17 (fifteen years ago)
Whole CD:
http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/1675-shut-up-you-fucking-baby.jpg
Gwinnett County Police Department confuses 'aisle' with 'isle', implying that they met at various times on a Greek Island cruise or something.
― MC Hamer Hall (S-), Thursday, 3 September 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago)
Last Exit, "Don't Be a Cry Baby, Whatever You Do"
― Hugh Manatee (WmC), Thursday, 3 September 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago)
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, September 2, 2009 10:04 PM (50 minutes ago)
^winner
― king dom, come (k3vin k.), Thursday, 3 September 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago)
Battle Hymn of the Republicans
― meisenfek, Thursday, 3 September 2009 05:31 (fifteen years ago)
Don't Let The Son-of-a-Bitch Catch You Crying
― dad a, Thursday, 3 September 2009 05:36 (fifteen years ago)
inxs - baby don't cryoasis - stop crying your heart out
― ABSOLUTELY NO SCRUBS WHATSOEVER, Thursday, 3 September 2009 06:07 (fifteen years ago)
misfits - last caress
"i got something to say, i killed your baby today." nuff said.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Thursday, 3 September 2009 08:07 (fifteen years ago)
several of them 80's freestyle/hi nrg tunes named 'Point Of No Return'.
― dice in my pockets (csa), Thursday, 3 September 2009 08:15 (fifteen years ago)
Oh come on, it has to be
"I can't stand my baby" The Rezillos
― Mark G, Thursday, 3 September 2009 08:36 (fifteen years ago)
― king dom, come (k3vin k.), Thursday, 3 September 2009 02:55 (6 hours ago)
^Agreed.
― Nate Carson, Thursday, 3 September 2009 09:08 (fifteen years ago)
PiL, Bad Baby
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 September 2009 10:06 (fifteen years ago)
Adolescents - "I Hate Children"
― The Great Southern Pusskill (latebloomer), Thursday, 3 September 2009 10:34 (fifteen years ago)
Sparks, Who Don't Like Kids?
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 September 2009 10:36 (fifteen years ago)
kelly clarkson - be still
― booth, Thursday, 3 September 2009 10:43 (fifteen years ago)
"No More Tears" by Ozzy Osbourne
― Alex in NYC, Thursday, 3 September 2009 11:37 (fifteen years ago)
"Baby I Owe You Something Good" - Funkadelic
― Houston (Euler), Thursday, 3 September 2009 11:42 (fifteen years ago)
I found a kitty at that wal-mart once
― fo shza my tza (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 3 September 2009 16:26 (fifteen years ago)
Guns n Roses - "Don't Cry"
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 September 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago)
Radiohead - "Creep"
Braid - "Lucky to Be Alive"
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 September 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago)
Gene Vincent, Who Slapped John?
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 September 2009 16:33 (fifteen years ago)
isn't this a moldy peaches song
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 3 September 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago)
The Crystals, He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss)
*puke*
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 September 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago)
This video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYP_MgWF8hw
― cherokee flux (HI DERE), Thursday, 3 September 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.stevenalan.com/_assets/_images/586px-SlappHappy_AlbumCover_SlappHappy.jpg
... if he has any taste
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 September 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://mdaines.com/portfolio/07_incandescence.jpg
― fo shza my tza (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 3 September 2009 16:39 (fifteen years ago)
read this as 'smoked a crying baby'
― unban dictionary (blueski), Thursday, 3 September 2009 16:39 (fifteen years ago)
that's pretty hardcore
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 3 September 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago)
"Hold It Now, Hit It" - The Beastie Boys
(only of course his version is "Hold It, Now Hit It")
― cherokee flux (HI DERE), Thursday, 3 September 2009 16:48 (fifteen years ago)
I don't think even the geto boys ever rapped about shooting babies
xp
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 3 September 2009 16:48 (fifteen years ago)
Smack my bitch up, change the pitch up
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 3 September 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago)
I'm kind of surprised it took so long for smack my bitch up to appear.
This thread reminds me of the ilm-mtv throwdown: it is so on
― EDB, Thursday, 3 September 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
Did You Ever Know That You're My Hero aka Wind Beneath My Wings - By Whoever Sings that terrible song, still, slapping a crying baby in Wal-Mart is undeniably hero status.
― brotherlovesdub, Thursday, 3 September 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
"Crazy Baby's Got Me Shakin" - Armand Schaubroeck
― oing oing oing (╓abies), Thursday, 3 September 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
BEP, "Shut Up"
― Joseph McCombs, Sunday, 6 September 2009 08:15 (fifteen years ago)
"I kissed my baby with my fist"
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 September 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago)
Fishbone "Fight the Youth"
― SeXperiment, Monday, 7 September 2009 03:49 (fifteen years ago)
The Cure - "The Baby Screams"
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 7 September 2009 04:12 (fifteen years ago)
Arab Strap - "Fucking Little Bastards"
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 7 September 2009 04:14 (fifteen years ago)
Mogwai - "Kids Will Be Skeletons"
Jesus, not just an asshole but plug-stupid too: how the fuk is a slap supposed to STOP a kid from crying?? That's like throwing a molotov cocktail to extinguish a fire.
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 7 September 2009 08:40 (fifteen years ago)
^
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 7 September 2009 10:07 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, tell me muthr, circa 1962...
― Mark G, Monday, 7 September 2009 10:16 (fifteen years ago)
xxpost but it feels GREAT
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Monday, 7 September 2009 10:27 (fifteen years ago)