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JESUS WAS ***WAY*** COOL
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world | 5 |
| He told people to eat his body and drink his blood | 4 |
| And swam on the land | 4 |
| No wonder there are so many Christians | 4 |
| Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of | 2 |
| He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky | 2 |
| So they killed him | 2 |
| He rose from the dead, danced around | 2 |
| But then some people got jealous of how cool he was | 1 |
| Or vitamin pills into amphetamines | 1 |
| He could've played guitar better than Hendrix | 1 |
| He would tell these stories | 1 |
| If you were blind or lame | 1 |
| He could've danced better than Barishnikov | 0 |
| Jesus was way cool | 0 |
| Jesus was way cool | 0 |
| That's so cool | 0 |
| I mean, that's so cool | 0 |
| Jesus was so cool | 0 |
| But then he rose from the dead | 0 |
| Then went up to heaven | 0 |
| He could've told the future | 0 |
| Everybody liked Jesus | 0 |
| Everybody wanted to hang out with him | 0 |
| Anything he wanted to do, he did | 0 |
| He turned water into wine | 0 |
| And if he wanted to | 0 |
| He could have turned wheat into marijuana | 0 |
| Or sugar into cocaine | 0 |
| He walked on the water | 0 |
| And people would listen | 0 |
| He was really cool | 0 |
| You just went to Jesus | 0 |
| And he would put his hands on you | 0 |
| And you would be healed | 0 |
| That's so cool | 0 |
| Jesus was way cool | 0 |
― ian, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago)
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