Whats you favourite Amazon review?

I quite like a lot of the .com David Hasselhoff reviews, though some of them are just too obviously spoofs.

There is a review of a Be Bop Deluxe album on amazon somewhere that says something like 'I like this record so much I know most of the words'. Isn't that just a fantastic comment?

Reviewer: gsundar from Wichita, Kansas

'I have not read this book, and tell you the truth I have not read any books since I was forced to back in high school. And yet, Toni Morrison is my favorite writer. Oprah Winfrey talked about this book on her show a few weeks ago and it just made me cry. I don’t remember what she said about it- maybe something about some girl who had real blue eyes, but she was black or something, and Oprah started crying. And I just couldn’t stop crying. Hence, this book has made a deep and lasting impression on my life, even though I will probably never read it. I think every woman, black and white, needs to read this powerful book by Toni Morrison.'

What a disgusting CD! This is a horrible CD with nothing but bad words on every track. My system of good values would never accept such trash, such twaddle, and such filth. There is a song that has the F word on every line, and worse still the female B word. If I had the chance, I would definitely NOT buy this CD at all and I would give this a zero-star rating.

Funky-fresh!, March 17, 1999

Reviewer: A music fan from Carbondale, IL

Staright outta compton come deese hardcore gangsta G's. There sound iz da biggity-bomb fo' Check it out yo. Straight up Home boy. Peace

"In my opinion, anyone who tries out Fugazi even once is doing themselves and the music industry a service... Any adventurous music listener who gives a damn about ethics will give these guys a try."
"Fugazi were (are) by far the best band of the 90s. Don't just buy this album- BUY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIRS. I can guarantee that their albums will forever become among your favorites. I got hooked in 93, and I still love them. But do yourself a favour- don't buy them on amazon or in a store. Buy them from the label, www.dischord.com, as their cds are postpaid and much cheaper."

The reviews of 13 Songs are even more... enthusiastic. I swear these peoples' evangelical fervor scares me a little.

Reviewer: ben redares (see more about me) from haifa Israel

this album made me and my mother go vegitarian.the final track begins with thw sounds of sloughtered cows which sends the chills dpwn my spine! morrissey you are a good man you probably saved couple of cows and chiken! keep on man!

Reviewer: Jay from New Orleans
It was funny, but not "ha ha" funny

The book is.
Reviewer: ALEXANDER G FUENTES from Miami
Are you aware many people die of hunger each day without knowing this book exists?

hmm, okay, September 29, 1999
Reviewer: A reader
The author shows promise

Frabjous!, May 28, 1999
Reviewer: A reader
I think what I enjoy most about it is that--like e e cummings-- charles dodgson--emily dickinson--his joyceness gives us all persimmon to push the limits of our language. For example, any apparently misspalled weirds or seemingward aukly sentents constriction in any of our reviews here can readily be defended as missed puns in the style of Finbar--er, Flynn--er, Finnegan. O dyin' flybuzz--'tis still early brillig! Gird up your chatterjoes and follow those slithy toves? Khospodi! Bol'shoe spasibo, Dzheimz Dzhois! Into the alley of depth flowed the 600! And per jimbritt zeroing kelvin: every dewar has 500 litres!

-dubhghall --

Also check out the reviews for just about all the Family Circus books. Viva la DFC!

"The best way I can sum it up is a cross between a David Mamet movie and Starship Troopers. Here is why... There are two kinds of people. The people who understood STARTSHIP TROOPERS, and those who didn't. These are people who looked at the superficial exterior and then stopped there, failing to see the true brilliance of the satire and the other fascinating qualities it had to offer. These are the kind of people who look at the sand on the beach, and see only dry sand. They then assume that all the sand is dry, even though it is wet just below the surface.

"Best men is like Mamet in that the dialogue is not the way real people talk, but is stylized, much like Shakespeare stylized his. The way shakespeare wrote was far from the way people talked back then. BEST MEN actually has close ties to shakespeare, as his work plays a major part in the plot. The film is in a way a tribute to shakespeare and his work. The script is in my opinion one of the best and most layered scripts I have ever seen or heared. Unfortunately I don't know if most people will realize how good it really is. The acting is acceptable for the most part. The only really great performances are turned in by Dean Kane, and Brad Dourif (who is one of my very favorite character actors.

"If you are going to see this movie, I would recommend seeing it with a completely open mind, have no pre-notions of what it will be, because you won't get what you are expecting. I didn't, I expected a Drew Barrymore movie, but she actually has a rather small role, but I good one.

"- Chaim Dauermann"

He's right about Brad Dourif, anyway.

http://www.amazon.com/Shake-Pounce-Gaze/dp/B00000HF5F/sr=1-1/qid=1159273514/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-9642206-1206455?ie=UTF8&s=music

Good Music!!! and I think it is cool., August 30, 2003
A Kid's Review
I heard this album on my best friend's older-sister's stereo. She was playing it so loud we could hear it from ANOTHER ROOM! So we heard it and it was good. And, we yelled "Who is that person playing?" And Brian's older sister said its you guys. We thought it was a funny name at first, buy then I found out later how it was spelled.

I just think it's a funny little story. I always remember this when I listen to Gaze.

Kiss Alive! II RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!, January 9, 2005
Reviewer: #1 Kiss Army Soldier "Ramiro" (La Paz, Bolivia) - See all my reviews

I gotta say this is a great "live" album from KISS. It contains explosives hits such as "Detroit Rock City", "Love Gun", "Hard Luck Woman",etc. Check this review:

Disc One:

1.- "Detroit Rock City".- A fantastic "explosive" hit from KISS and a great idea as an intro.- 5/5.

2.- "King of the Night Time World".- A great "following" song for "Detroit Rock City" that contains an explosive solo.- 5/5.

3.- "Ladies Room".- Great song with great lyrics.- 4/5.

4.- "Makin' Love".- Agreat song with a great guitar solo and great drums from Peter.- 5/5.

5.- "Love Gun".- One of KISS'S best songs ever and now alive!. Man, this is heaven...or what.- 5/5.

6.- "Calling Dr. Love".- One of Gene's classic songs alive!.- 5/5.

7.- "Christine Sixteen".- One of my favorite songs ever...now alive.- 5/5.

8.- "Shock Me".- One of Ace's classics with a DIE-HARD solo from "SPACE-ACE".- 5/5.

9.- "Hard Luck Woman".- This is also one of my favorite songs ever and it's alive!.- 5/5.

10.- "Tomorrow and Tonight".- A great son from the "Love Gun" album.- 4/5.

Disc Two.

1.- "I Stole Your Love".- A classic KISS song...alive.- 5/5.

2.- "Beth".- One of my favorite songs ever. Alive.- 5/5.

3.- "God of Thunder".- A powerfull song sung by Gene Simmons and written by Paul Stanley with a powerfull drum solo.- 5/5.

4.- "I Want You".- Another classic from KISS, now alive.- 5/5.

5.- "Shout it out Loud".- One of my favorite's from KISS alive and a great song with great solo and outro.- 5/5.

6.- "All-American Man".- From this song on, the songs will not be "live", but they will be great, like this one.- 4/5.

7.- "Rockin' in the U.S.A".- Terrific song and lyrics.- 5/5.

8.- "Larger than Life".- Great song.- 4/5.

9.- "Rocket Ride".- The best from all five of the non-live tracks.- 5/5.

10.- "Any Way You Want It".- To be honest, I don't like this song too much, but it's O.K. really.- 2/5.

There you go buy this album right now: it is a command and remember the following:

KISS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yawn............., April 11, 2000
Reviewer: starfox2020 (New York, NY) - See all my reviews
A colossal, almost interminable bore. Like something my parents would listen to. This recording is absolutely torturous. A must to avoid.

STUPID CRAP FROM THE BORING DUMB EARLY 90s, October 17, 2003
Reviewer: hothotboy (laguna beach, CA United States) - See all my reviews
This music is so stupid and weird not in a good unique way but just an uncomfortable way like when you are at someone's house and you don't like them and want to go home but you can't and you probably have to spend the night in their living room....really really crappy don't do this to yourself forget this crap and this stupid type of music

A new definition for "terrible", December 31, 2003
Reviewer: L. Eccel "Kovier" (Sacramento, California) - See all my reviews
Oh dear Jesus. This has to be one of the worst albums every recorded in the history of time. It sounds like a bunch of badly recorded noies thrown together with lyrics no one can comprehend. How they get off selling this for $11 boggles the mind. This seems like the kind of music you'd find in a nickel cassette bin at a car wash.
If you have any taste in anything whatsoever do not buy this cd. Even buying it as a joke encourages them to make more terrible music of this nature. Or not, seeing as how they've done absolutley nothing for the last ten years.

Very jumbled over-layered fuz., July 8, 2004
Reviewer: A music fan
So amny people love this album but I think it's one of the most over rated albums ever.
Take a guitar, turn the reverb and volume all the way up and let it go over the vocals and you have this album.
Can't understand a single thing that is "sung" and the music sounds like it was recorded on a tape recorder that the batteries were about dead in.
Almost ever song sounds alike.
Sorry, but I think this album stinks.

All Hype, September 7, 2006
Reviewer: Robert J. Bruce (Angola, New York United States) - See all my reviews
I bought this album because I am so into Sigur Ros at the moment and it seems all the reviews I read say that "...if you like Sigur Ros you will like MBV.." Let me say this album is no where near a Sigur Ros experience. If I could compare them to anyone it would be very early Cocteau Twins , though I must be clear I don't think the singer is anywhere close to the artistic sense and vocal talent of Elizabeth Fraser.
It would be more palatable if the production value was higher....it sounds terrible. The sound quality is comparable to some old VHS tapes I have from the mid 80's that I recorded off the TV ( Then soaked in water for a few days!) .

For adults who want to listen drinker it, 19 April 2006
Reviewer: mm (Mars) - See all my reviews
Because FREE has a peculiar charm to any album, the best album of the fan seems to be strong in my favorite album to give whole mind, and to be more different by each person.
It was different from the studio board, and felt fifth work as shifted to giving of the oneness of heat and the band the thickness to the sound from felt live board and tune making, etc. the fourth work that can be visited the third work that comes into view and confidence and room to the tune making the first overflowing work, the second experimental work, and directionality to the tune making the ambition and young
The ambition and zeal were passed, and I feel a big charm in this work where even a calm, solemn atmosphere is felt now though I hesitate very much in the fourth work "Highway" and this work.
Any tune becomes very good feelings if it listens though is a drinker because the part of rust starts appealing dramatically to the emotion it.

It's all true!

the one my brother wrote about my book ;-)

God I need to hide my review of Illinois.

This really happened, January 31, 2006

By SludgeBastrd (Dagobah) - See all my reviews

last week i ordered Jerusalem got its friday smoked pot saturday but had to listen to coheed and cambira (emo f*gs) i listend to the cd sundayand liked it i couldnt hear the bass today Monday Jan 30 2006 me and a friend went down to kp and bought a bag went to his house and rolled and came to my house to smoke it i put in jerusalem and we lit up we got halfway throught it and track 4 this pulverizing bass line comes out of nowhere best part on the cd i was done thats my story i hope it will be as good for as it was for me.