Morrissey - Swords (B-Sides Comp) (But, More Importantly, The Cover...)

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oh mozpaws...

http://gallery.mailchimp.com/1d59aca4aeedaab429816159e/images/Morrissey_Swords_Cover_Art_Small.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

SWORDS Tracklist:

Good Looking Man About Town
Don't Make Fun Of Daddy's Voice
If You Don't Like Me, Don't Look At Me
Ganglord
My Dearest Love
The Never-Played Symphonies
Sweetie-Pie
Christian Dior
Shame Is The Name
Munich Air Disaster 1958
I Knew I Was Next
It's Hard To Walk Tall When You're Small
Teenage Dad On His Estate
Children In Pieces
Friday Mourning
My Life Is A Succession Of People Saying Goodbye
Drive-In Saturday
Because Of My Poor Education

Limited edition bonus disc:

Black Cloud
I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris
I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
Why Don’t You Find Out For Yourself
One Day Goodbye Will Be Farewell
You Just Haven’t Earned It Yet, Baby
Life Is A Pigsty
I'm OK By Myself

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

that cover looks like you took Moz on a too-long hike after a too-big meal and he's suffering abdominal complaints

nabisco, Friday, 25 September 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

He looks pensive.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 25 September 2009 18:54 (fifteen years ago)

That's better than sad, I suppose.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 25 September 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Nabisco.

My <3 for this is well-known and pretty much undying but you're right - it does. Bad choice SPM, bad choice.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 25 September 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

uh I meant my love for "this man",

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 25 September 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

"pensive" = "gassy"

nabisco, Friday, 25 September 2009 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

Does a Moz shit in the woods?

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Friday, 25 September 2009 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

facial expression = "does the pope shit in the woods" is not just a figure of speech

my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Friday, 25 September 2009 18:57 (fifteen years ago)

I think in that pic there is a dog licking himself right by the trunk of that tree.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 25 September 2009 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

I can't stop laughing at this. He really does look like he's farting. Who OKd this?? Who?!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 25 September 2009 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

His jeans look too tight, so there's probably some constriction going on. Also, that straw or sticks or whatever are hurting his knees. They are like swords.

Euler, Friday, 25 September 2009 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

(xpost) Probably OK'd by Mozzer himself.

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Friday, 25 September 2009 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

"Wait, what? Another four miles? Aww, god, hold on a second, I've got this pain in my ... I just gotta catch my ... sorry, that was me ... okay, can we sit down for like one minute?"

nabisco, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

I figured the picture was chosen because it was unflattering and a little funny.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, and as snoball said, very likely OK'd by Morrissey.

bamcquern, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

i hope there is a booklet inside the cd with pictures of him camping by himself. in his tent. by the fire. fishing by the river.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

In a van. Down by the river.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 25 September 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

And this is supposed to be the Fat Elvis period too.

a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Friday, 25 September 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

At this point I think I'm more excited to see the WTF cover art than the tracklistings.

Size-zero-brigade-embrace-token-chubby-chops (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 September 2009 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.survivalbook.ru/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ray-mears.jpg
makes me think of this guy

Ismael Klata, Friday, 25 September 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

i hope there is a booklet inside the cd with pictures of him camping by himself. in his tent. by the fire. fishing by the river.

Pictures of him camping with Fenriz from Darkthrone would be better.

neither good nor bad, just a kid like you (unperson), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

Or some Putin holiday shots.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 25 September 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't even know they were making a Blair Witch 3, let alone that Moz was in it.

I saw your posse, but now it's me who's bossy (DavidM), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.discogs.com/image/R-612825-1143281655.jpeg

brotherlovesdub, Friday, 25 September 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

"I Started Something I Couldn't Finish"

CharlieS, Friday, 25 September 2009 23:09 (fifteen years ago)

Please, will somebody with skills photoshop one of the Roxy Music 'Country Life' girls into that album cover, to the left of Morrissey? Please, it would amuse me to no end.

Fruitless and Pansy Free (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Saturday, 26 September 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago)

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=12876685

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Saturday, 26 September 2009 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

xp here's a quick attempt:

http://i34.tinypic.com/20h1ylg.jpg

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Saturday, 26 September 2009 08:58 (fifteen years ago)

The watch tells you that this is his land.

Squash weather (Eazy), Saturday, 26 September 2009 13:10 (fifteen years ago)

I think he has aged really well, like a film cowboy. It is a more sexy look.

MCCCXI (u s steel), Saturday, 26 September 2009 13:38 (fifteen years ago)

has Moz himself been shopped into that picture? it rather looks like it to me but I'm no expert

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Saturday, 26 September 2009 14:26 (fifteen years ago)

he kinda looks like a cross between bruce campbell and robin williams now.

scott seward, Saturday, 26 September 2009 14:32 (fifteen years ago)

can someone please photoshop current pictures of bruce campbell and robin williams into that cover.

scott seward, Saturday, 26 September 2009 14:34 (fifteen years ago)

xp

God bless you, Ledge! I can die happily.

Fruitless and Pansy Free (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Saturday, 26 September 2009 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

xp

No, it's disappeared, as if it were only a happy dream. Bring it back, Ledge!

Fruitless and Pansy Free (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Sunday, 27 September 2009 04:04 (fifteen years ago)

can someone photoshop the cat from "varg with cat" in Morrisey's arms?

I ♠ my display name (sarahel), Sunday, 27 September 2009 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

or ashavin behind the tree?

Mark G, Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago)

here you go dr jo:

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9087/mozk.th.jpg

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

grr

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9087/mozk.jpg

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

http://i33.tinypic.com/v5y000.jpg

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago)

That's the one!

Mark G, Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:46 (fifteen years ago)

Revive this dying thread! You photoshop geniuses are killing me!

Fruitless and Pansy Free (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

Needs more Arshavin.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 01:36 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/swords.jpg

omar little, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

man that font is no picnic

scared of gaucho (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

xp no, but here is a picnic:
http://www.bearotic.com/img/2009/05/exterface-picnic-warriors-1.jpg

Fruitless and Pansy Free (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Aww, god, hold on a second, I've got this pain in my ... I just gotta catch my ... sorry, that was me ... okay, can we sit down for like one minute?"

― nabisco, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:02 (1 month ago) Bookmark

Hmm ...

djh, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 10:44 (fifteen years ago)

...nabisco otm

RAPTOBER (sic), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 12:45 (fifteen years ago)

people said he was virtually dead ...

djh, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

from the sleeve notes:

"jonathan ross, who is a great friend, ..."

djh, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

this is a crap comp btw

DavidM, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

i'm really only interested in the live version of Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself but since I'm not a fan of his current backing band, I don't think i'm going to put in much of an effort to hear it.

brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:15 (fifteen years ago)

Never-Played Symphonies is the only thing on here approaching greatness. One recentish b-side of his I really liked was a cover of the New York Dolls' "Human Being", and it's been missed off.

Can't believe he's touring this hastily thrown together b-sides comp - or was touring. Before he dropped down dead.

DavidM, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

GANGLORD!

A fine song to hear live too. "Get your fat ass back to the ghetto"

BusDriverStu (Bus Driver Stu), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

LOL at this Morrissey album, S Words.

I can think of a bunch of "s words" that I would use to describe Morrissey:

Sad
Stupid
Shitty
Sucks
Sorry
Seriously????????

ilxor being real fucking helpful in this discussion (ilxor), Friday, 15 October 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

Sad Sack Senior Statesman

ilxor being real fucking helpful in this discussion (ilxor), Friday, 15 October 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago)


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