The most expendable of her nineties records. After more than ten years' distance, I listened to it this afternoon and could hum every tune. In many ways Dallas Austin and Dave Hall's productions have dated worse than Patrick Leonard and Stephen Bray's, but it's a testament to Madonna The Producer that she reins in their tendency towards tinkle: lots of well-arranged strings, Me'shelle Ngodecllo adding bump 'n' grind on a few tracks, and the last showcase for her pre-Evita croon, the best example of which is "Take a Bow." The album tracks aren't anything special, but they're better than Like a Virgin's or True Blue's.
My vote: "Bedtime Stories" -- evidence that Maddie should have offered Bjork-Hooper more dough to write albums for her.
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| 11. Take a Bow | 10 |
| 10. Bedtime Story | 8 |
| 6. Human Nature | 8 |
| 2. Secret | 6 |
| 4. Don't Stop | 1 |
| 5. Inside of Me | 0 |
| 3. I'd Rather Be Your Lover | 0 |
| 7. Forbidden Love | 0 |
| 8. Love Tried to Welcome Me | 0 |
| 9. Sanctuary | 0 |
| 1. Survival | 0 |
― Roman Polanski now sleeps in prison. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago)