a couple of examples to get you all started:
buck65 "bachelor of science" mum and dad "castle heights" (i think that's what it's called) cinematic orchestra "all that you give" (though this one strays from the sample a bit too much for my taste).
― fields of salmon, Friday, 5 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 5 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Mr Swygart, Friday, 5 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Alex in NYC, Friday, 5 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― ejad, Friday, 5 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Mr Noodles, Friday, 5 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
m.m.
― msp, Friday, 5 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
I think this fulfils your requirement for the melding of irreducible distance (dusty old lps) and crack-high immediacy (candy-fix-short-attention-span) in their spatio-temporal collapse.
"Empty streets, old newspapers in the wind...a rustle of darkness and wires."
― ds, Friday, 5 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― M Matos, Friday, 5 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― felicity, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
Have some extras. gggggggg
― Ron, Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Simon H., Saturday, 6 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Siegbran Hetteson, Sunday, 7 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― fields of salmon, Sunday, 7 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
You need New Buffalo's "16 Beats".
― Tim, Sunday, 7 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― bnw, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― blueski, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― tacit, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
the avalanches - rap fever
― minna (minna), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 23:50 (twenty-three years ago)
― dk, Thursday, 26 September 2002 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)
― jon (jon), Friday, 27 September 2002 12:35 (twenty-three years ago)