taking nominations here for the worst Ozzy lyrics

There are so many to choose from. And yes, lyrics written for him by other people count. There are a lot of those as well.

I nominate these lines from "Slow Down" on Bark at the Moon.

Slow down you're moving way too fast
(Your feet don't ever touch the ground)
Slow down you know you'll never last
(You're seeking that which can't be found)
Slow down your haste is making waste
(Your feet don't ever touch the ground)
Slow down and join the human race
(You're seeking that which can't be found)

I love bad Ozzy lyrics, they are the most human stuff what can be found

I can go 99% of the way with him, but when he stumbles, he falls down hard.

I think on the right day I could have a good cry over "slow down, your haste is making waste"

I spun it the other night and while I can rep for the worst track on that album musically, that line really drove me nuts. Hence this thread.

Down Under by Men at Work

Ah - different Ozzy.

X rated demon that lives in my head
Hungary for bodge and he wants to be fed

bodge?

So this is basically going to be a thread of lyrics that unreservedly rule? Okay.