Oh man............Chuck Biscuits is dead. RIP. [UPDATE: CHUCK BISCUITS still aint dead! just smells funny.]

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throat cancer i guess.

If there is THE hardcore drummer, it's him.

i feel like i'm an antenna and i want to be that antenna (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:24 (sixteen years ago)

oh booooooooo

PHEAR MY POORAPULT (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.shavedneck.com/edarnaudphotography/Circle%20Jerks/images/1984CJ5.jpg

i feel like i'm an antenna and i want to be that antenna (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

me and a friend were just digging on the early Danzig records, he fucking rules on those...

i feel like i'm an antenna and i want to be that antenna (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

FFS :(

harsh and nob-enjoyable work (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.wegotpowerfilms.com/info/images/bfflyerjord3_001.jpg

peeking over greg's shoulder

i feel like i'm an antenna and i want to be that antenna (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7282/danziglineup1988kn7.jpg

i feel like i'm an antenna and i want to be that antenna (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

Aw, R.I.P.

Dynamic Leia Dress (kingkongvsgodzilla), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

AARGH! RIP. Total bummer.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

damn RIP. Was listening to early danzig albums a few weeks ago.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:28 (sixteen years ago)

jesus... RIP...

like moses, the townfolk like the red sea (stevie), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:29 (sixteen years ago)

He was like THIRTEEN on some of those DOA records... and where would I be without a wonderful Wiki world to tell me that he did the drums on 'Tougher Than Leather'!

harsh and nob-enjoyable work (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:31 (sixteen years ago)

RIP mr. biscuits, you were a great drummer and entertaining to watch.

a 40-foot-long electrified pickle (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:31 (sixteen years ago)

Nothing as yet on Henry Rollins' website.

Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBv9TReG4MU

am0n, Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:34 (sixteen years ago)

RIP :(

ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

seriously lame. what a drummer.

pretzel walrus, Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:48 (sixteen years ago)

RIP
http://dondenton.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/doa-x.jpg

chad, Thursday, 29 October 2009 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

Blabbermouth story:

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=129485

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 October 2009 16:13 (sixteen years ago)

In turn linking to this:

http://jgtwo.wordpress.com/2009/10/27/chuck-biscuits-1965-2009/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 October 2009 16:14 (sixteen years ago)

Sad. He was only 44. Not only a great drummer but also a great punk legend. He played in DOA, Social Distortion, Black Flag, Fear, Danzig, Circle Jerks and even the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. That's pretty hard to top.

everything, Thursday, 29 October 2009 17:27 (sixteen years ago)

RIP, gonna crank the Black Flag up this afternoon.

sleeve, Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

RIP :(

I saw him play with Danzig in '92. He was a fucking TITAN.

Nate Carson, Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

crap

RIP

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:56 (sixteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/blackflaghair.jpg

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

black flag '82 demos alltime <3

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

lone blonde

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

****UPDATE: Rumors are beginning to swirl that this story is some kind of elaborate hoax involving a Facebook page and several months' worth of correspondence from someone claiming to be Chuck. We are looking into it.****

????

am0n, Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:12 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Chuck-Biscuits/61744663053

am0n, Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:12 (sixteen years ago)

that update is from blabbermouth btw

am0n, Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:13 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah just read something about that myself. Hmmm.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://fc.bullis.org/~john_Portlock/FOV2-0001DED1/S01043F80.0/detective%2839%29.gif

am0n, Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:14 (sixteen years ago)

http://jgtwo.wordpress.com/2009/10/27/chuck-biscuits-1965-2009/

[UPDATE #2: Further e-mails have been exchanged with Chuck's brother Bob Montgomery; after I confirmed the name of Chuck's wife via two independent sources, Bob wrote:

"Chuck and I have been somewhat estranged for a time, but this seems fishy. I am going to his home to get to the bottom of this, I will let you know one way or the other. If this is a hoax, I will pop Chuck in his beak. I am allowed. He is my little brother."

The investigation continues. At this point, I don't know whom to believe.]

am0n, Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:20 (sixteen years ago)

It's punk/metal/music journalism's very own Balloon Boy (maybe).

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=301533790243&id=533851065&ref=nf

OTIS LINK JUST HEARD FROM CHUCK BISCUITS! (UPDATED!)
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Today at 9:25pm
Okay, guys. I take this as a solid refutation of the Chuck Biscuits death rumors. Otis Link was business partners with Chuck Biscuits back in the '80s, in a concern called Otis 'n' Biscuits. Here's what Otis just posted on his Facebook page:

" Otis Link Heard from CHUCK BISCUITS today at 1:51 he says "This is fucking retarded" no you cant have his email."

This, after Otis' more detailed earlier post:

" Otis Link CHUCK BISCUITS!!!! Not True to me until the dead guy sings!
I cant keep up with the calls and the emails, here is what I know.
Chuck sent me an email last night at 11:55 DEAD MEN DONT EMAIL!
I talked with Bob, chucks brother today, Chucks family has not been notified of a death. Normally they are told if their brother or son is sick or dead.
A rumor started in august about cancer, Chuck was fine then too."

News reporters at wire services, please note: THE INTERNET IS NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE! As Blabbermouth.net put it in one of their updates, "Rumors are beginning to swirl that this story is some kind of elaborate hoax involving a Facebook page and several months' worth of correspondence from someone claiming to be Chuck."

*shakes head* Thank Jah that Chuck still lives. And thanks, Otis, for clearing it up.

UPDATE: Okay, y'all. Dig Otis' latest post:

" Otis Link CHUCK BISCUITS still aint dead! just smells funny.
How awesome is it that the media does not care about confirming anything any more. No one ever contacted chuck or his family to see if he was dead. His brother just talked with him at work today."

Re-read that: BOB MONTGOMERY, CHUCK'S BROTHER, SPOKE WITH HIM ON THE PHONE. TODAY. AT HIS WORKPLACE. Now, let's see the media rush to correct this *guffaw!*....

War On The Terrances (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 October 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, FalconBiscuits

tylerw, Thursday, 29 October 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

(glad he's ok!)

tylerw, Thursday, 29 October 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

Let's all go listen to DANZIG

tylerw, Thursday, 29 October 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

well, that's a relief.

ian, Thursday, 29 October 2009 22:50 (sixteen years ago)

Further confirmation in the note from Joey Keithley.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 October 2009 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

UPDATE should be changed to "CHUCK BISCUITS still aint dead! just smells funny."

jØrdån (omar little), Thursday, 29 October 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

Done.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 October 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

: D

jØrdån (omar little), Thursday, 29 October 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

well this is good news

PHEAR MY POORAPULT (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 October 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

That poor fucker from the Wordpress link is taking some body blows by commenters, enjoy em before he removes his post imo

War On The Terrances (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 October 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

He's got this up now:

[UPDATE #3: CHUCK BISCUITS ALIVE? An e-mail I just received at 6:34 PM EST:

"Dear James Greene,

This note is on behalf of Bob Montgomery, who ask me (his wife) to let you know that CHUCK IS ALIVE. Bob is on his way to see him now and will send you a follow up email in the near future. Thank you for taking the time to reply to Bob’s email this morning.

Sincerely,

Tabitha Montgomery"

Case closed? Not until I figure out who the hell was e-mailing me for six months pretending to be Chuck and his wife. A "full disclosure" post regarding my side of this whole mess is coming shortly.]

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 October 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

looooooooooool

War On The Terrances (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 29 October 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

michael wildwood Says:
October 29, 2009 at 10:06 pm

well i fuckin’ hope you’re still alive chuck !! if so i hope to see you before you die AGAIN… i really hope this is all bullshit and that you’re ok !

your pal,

michael wildwood

Doug Says:
October 29, 2009 at 10:22 pm

hey Dumbass!

From Otis Link’s page:

CHUCK BISCUITS still aint dead! just smells funny.
How awesome is it that the media does not care about confirming anything any more. No one ever contacted chuck or his family to see if he was dead. His brother just talked with him at work today.
S Says:
October 29, 2009 at 10:35 pm

oh for crying out loud, Chuck is NOT dead. Otis is a friend of mine. This is a NASTY nasty hoax.

nick jones Says:
October 29, 2009 at 10:52 pm

Hey James,

Instead of writing about how you are going to get to the bottom of this,how about saying “I’m sorry for causing all of Chucks friends and family an enormous amount of grief by posting a story based on e-mails from people whos identities and declarations I never even verified”?You are not the victim here, asshole.Own up to the fact that you thought you were playing journalist,and you had a scoop,but were too lazy to check the facts.The worst thing about the internet is that vermin like you are allowed to post innuendo as fact.Thanks for ruining several hundred peoples day…

Doug Says:
October 29, 2009 at 11:02 pm

Hear Hear Nick…my sentiments exactly.

And, you know that Chuck’s sister-in-law, who owes you fuck all, still sends you a very nice email in light of the fact that her husband is rushing hundreds of miles away to verify your bullshit story, while she is knotted up inside and worried sick about someone she cars about…

Who are the victims?

maybe you should take the time to personally apologize to each and every one of us who spent our day worried sick about a friend and about our friend’s FAMILY members who we all care about.

Think of how this kind of shit would have felt had it been YOU running around trying to see if YOUR family member was alive or not.

DOUCHE

jØrdån (omar little), Thursday, 29 October 2009 23:10 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha the smackdowning commences

PHEAR MY POORAPULT (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 October 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i had to jump on him, nothing like a good stoning

i feel like i'm an antenna and i want to be that antenna (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 29 October 2009 23:23 (sixteen years ago)

Hahah nice job with that one.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 October 2009 23:30 (sixteen years ago)

oh man m@tt looooool nice

PHEAR MY POORAPULT (jjjusten), Friday, 30 October 2009 00:06 (sixteen years ago)

Is it possible it was the real guy but he's the one who pretended he was dying and it's all blown up the wrong way?

i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Friday, 30 October 2009 00:12 (sixteen years ago)

Ye\h, but then again, who started this thread? I know it's not a news service, this place, still..

It's called 'blabbermouth', clue is in the name really.

Mark G, Friday, 30 October 2009 08:37 (sixteen years ago)

ftr this is exactly why I didn't believe the reports of Michael Jackson's death

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Friday, 30 October 2009 13:23 (sixteen years ago)

in fact, I am pretty sure MJ is in Aruba as I type this

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Friday, 30 October 2009 13:23 (sixteen years ago)

as in Aruba ruba nikiti?

Mark G, Friday, 30 October 2009 13:35 (sixteen years ago)

I would like to announce the sad passing of HI DERE and urge you to contribute to his memorial fund, which apparently involves a one-way ticket to Monte Carlo.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 October 2009 13:40 (sixteen years ago)

and bags of pork rinds

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Friday, 30 October 2009 13:45 (sixteen years ago)

Rumors are beginning to swirl that this story is some kind of elaborate hoax involving a Facebook page and several months' worth of correspondence from someone claiming to be Chuck."

back in psych nursing school they used to teach us that a very, very small % of the population was sociopathic but you sure do seem to hear about a lotta these fuxx

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Friday, 30 October 2009 13:48 (sixteen years ago)

wtf

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 30 October 2009 14:06 (sixteen years ago)

Not that many people ever were sociopathic - but everyone that did pretended to be a musician on the internet then faked the death of their assumed identity.

Pedro Paramore (jim), Friday, 30 October 2009 14:09 (sixteen years ago)

its realy sad he was a drumer

am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 14:12 (sixteen years ago)

serial killers also a small % of the population yet their exploits are well known

it should be a crime to yell chuck biscuits is dead in a crowded internet

鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 14:13 (sixteen years ago)

blabbermouth is actually a reputable site for news, or used to be anyway - it's RoadRunner's metal news site isn't it?

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Friday, 30 October 2009 14:27 (sixteen years ago)

a reputable site for bumfluffed Anselmo wannabes calling each other faggots, morelike

War On The Terrances (DJ Mencap), Friday, 30 October 2009 14:28 (sixteen years ago)

Both of these things, and more. And yeah, all they can be blamed for is running news of the story as it first appeared on the one site -- maybe they had good reason to trust him due to past work.

Speaking of the guy:

http://jgtwo.wordpress.com/2009/10/30/chuck-biscuits-is-alive/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 October 2009 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

Wait, what:

Although I flunked out of the journalism program at the University of Central Florida, I know the rules and I follow them.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 October 2009 14:30 (sixteen years ago)

blabbermouth is actually a reputable site for news, or used to be anyway - it's RoadRunner's metal news site isn't it?

― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Friday, October 30, 2009 10:27 AM

no that's impossible, its called "blabbermouth"!!!

am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 14:37 (sixteen years ago)

I fact-check to the best of my ability.
I fact-check to the best of my ability.
I fact-check to the best of my ability.
I fact-check to the best of my ability.
I fact-check to the best of my ability.
I fact-check to the best of my ability.

am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 14:39 (sixteen years ago)

oh jeez

Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 30 October 2009 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

I wonder if this was some of his old classmates/instructors fucking with him.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 October 2009 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

That said, I think it’s rather telling that Bob Montgomery couldn’t comment on the state of his own brother without driving several hours to see him in the flesh. The real Chuck Biscuits fell off grid a decade ago, and he’s clearly worked a bit to have things stay that way.

he's so far off the grid his brother can't reach him easily, but he sends me emails!

am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 14:47 (sixteen years ago)

has anybody checked danzig's ip address

鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

This BTW is the story that seems to have started it all a while back:

http://jgtwo.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/chuck-biscuits-to-jg2-i-am-awake-in-the-land-of-tree-huggin-bunny-fuckers/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 October 2009 15:11 (sixteen years ago)

A dialogue has been opened with Chuck concerning an in-depth, one-on-one interview for CDad; I shall keep you updated on any developments. In the meantime, I invite all the JG2 haters to bask in the vaporizing glow of my rock n’ roll hermit magnetism powers.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 October 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

Strongo's Alive!!!

Mark G, Friday, 30 October 2009 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

Possibly related posts: (automatically generated)

* Former Danzig Drummer Chuck Biscuits Dies

am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

omg

Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 30 October 2009 16:03 (sixteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Revive because what in the world:

http://www.crawdaddy.com/index.php/2010/03/11/chuck-biscuits-could-not-care-less-you-thought-he-was-dead

(Published a few months back and all but even so.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

The person in the photo was his brother, Chuck Biscuits. Chuck’s wife’s name was indeed Lauren. The e-mail address biscuitsch✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ also belonged to Chuck; there seemed to be no question I was communicating with the actual Chuck Biscuits of Danzig/Black Flag/Circle Jerks fame and his wife, not some kind of strange impostor (a third party quickly confirmed for my paranoid mind that this Bob Montgomery was also the genuine article). The only question that remained was why? Why would Chuck Biscuits and his wife want to hose me and the rest of the world into believing he was dead? Bob could offer nothing beyond the fact his brother had a history of being a little nutty. That, it seemed, was that—until now.

Two days ago, a party who wished to remain anonymous sent me an e-mail suggesting that Chuck Biscuits and his wife concocted last year’s death hoax together in an attempt to escape continued problems stemming from a woman Chuck allegedly married in the 1980s to gain U.S. citizenship. This struck me as somewhat plausible, so I fired off a message to Bob Montgomery to see what he would have to say. Bob replied with the following yesterday:

“I am…extremely tired of the shit that my brother is pulling off. The whole saga is sad…Chuck and I were born in Los Angeles, we both are American citizens, always have been, probably always will be. Chuck and I, up until five years or so ago, were extremely close and I will go on the record to tell you that if he had gotten married, I would know about it. Period. Someone is bullshitting you again.”

In his response, Bob also included a screen cap of the most recent message he received from his brother Chuck. The e-mail, dated November 9, 2009, is rather crucial as it finds the drummer admitting he was behind his own death hoax, stating clearly “it was in fact from me” and that he “regret(s) sending the email (sic).” Biscuits goes on to say his wife Lauren played no part in the hoax and that the only “consequence” of his concern was the fact Bob believed he was dead.

“That the rest of the world was taken in, I could not care less,” Biscuits wrote. “That part of my life ended a long time ago.”

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

wow. and brought a shitstorm on James G as a result...that's seriously fucked.

committee for the removal of eccentric, evil mods (C.R.E.E.M.) (San Te), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.continentalbakeries.com/files/producten/popup_biscuit20fourre.jpg

Zeno, Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:58 (fifteen years ago)

nine years pass...

Update: still alive

the burrito that defined a generation, Monday, 24 August 2020 01:49 (five years ago)

He and I share the same birthdate, but alas I am 4 years older.

curmudgeon, Monday, 24 August 2020 06:26 (five years ago)


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