Shaq - Classic or Dud?

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Can't stop the reign, shaq foo, shoot pass slam. when's the new album?

― ddd, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Classic for supplying opportunities for make stupid Shaq jokes while dollar-bin shopping with friends. (But I haven't ever really listened)

― A Nairn, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

His film career provides more direct laughter, but his musical career was more 'influential' in that it inspired so many even worse athletic/musical careers (Deion Sanders' was probably in the works pre-Shaq - he had that Hammer connection going - but nevertheless basked in the reflected glory of Shaq-fu). Still his 'slam' on Christian Laettner in that Fu-Schnickens song was classic in that any slam on a BlueDevil is classic, no matter how weakly executed.

― J Blount, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Are we talking about the basketball player shaq??? sorry im an idiot...i know nothing about anything.

― Celeste, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Shaq is a retard. Christ. A fucking retard. Everyone knows that.

― mariab, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six months pass...

Shaq sucks. He can't shoot worth shit. His free throws are the most awkward thing I've ever seen. All he can do is throw his 600 pound body around and dunk on people, and shoot 3 foot odd looking hook shots. 3 championships is all they will get with him, lakers are over. FUCK YOU LAKER FANS YOU ALL SUCK, whos youre next center going to be, some 8 foot 900 pounder ?

― GAY RAMONE, Saturday, 18 January 2003 02:42 (twenty-three years ago)

But can he rap?

― Leee (Leee), Saturday, 18 January 2003 07:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I bet Yao Ming's got better flow.

― hstencil, Saturday, 18 January 2003 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

eight years pass...

Kobe is finally road testing a response. Sorta.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

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