Stupid Lyrics Watch

“I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s a sight that I fear the most, I’d rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news”

- Des'ree, Life

I don't eat animals and they don't eat me.

- Melanie Safka, I don't eat animals.

'Are we human, or are we dancer?'

- The Killers, Human.

'Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer?'
- Nelly, P Diddy & Murphy Lee, Shake Ya Tailfeather.

The sea was very rough
It made me feel sick
But I like that kind of stuff
It beats arithmetic

New Order - Slow Jam

Also, entire Bad Lieutenant album unless the songs Jake sings don't have terrible lyrics, his voice is so bad I can't listen to them. Bernard Sumner is actually the king of this thread.

"You work in a shirt with a nametag on it/
Drifting apart like a plate tectonic"
Kaiser chiefs - Oh My God

"I get more props & stunts than Bruce Willis, Lemonade was a popular drink and in still is."

'IT still is', even

To all those people doin' lines,
Don't do it, don't do it.
Inject your soul with liberty,
It's free, it's free.

To all the kids with heroin eyes,
Don't do it, don't do it.
Because it's not not what it seems,
No no it's not not what it seems.

Salvation, salvation, salvation is free.
Salvation, salvation, salvation is free.

Ah, ah, ah, ah

To all the parents with sleepless nights,
Sleepless nights.
Tie your kids home to their beds,
Clean their heads.

To all the kids with heroin eyes,
Don't do it, don't do it.
Because it's not not what it seems,
No no it's not not what it seems.

Salvation, salvation, salvation is free.
Salvation, salvation, salvation is free.

Salvation, salvation, salvation is free.
Salvation, salvation, salvation is free.

well, someone has to do it

"I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin"

Lady GaGa - Poker Face

Hey, have you ever noticed how all of the supposedly ironic things in Alannis Morissette's "Ironic" aren't actually ironic?? Makes ya think, huh?

haven't i been good to you, what about that brand new ring?
doesn't that mean love to you, doesn't that mean . . . anything?

-- joe frank and reynolds hamilton, don't pull your love out on me baby

I'm a woman in love
And I love what it's doin' to me

-- paul anka, from the laughable having my baby

actually, every line from having my baby is gold.

"only time will tell if we stand the test of time" - Van Hagar, why can't this be love

facepalm...