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Kill Marti Pellow

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But first go to work on his face with a belt sander

― dave q, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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― dave q, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

do it yr goddam self, i'm not going to prison for that troggs- defiling bitch.

― unknown or illegal user, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

isnt it ten years ago since 'Love Is All Around' was number one...i believe Marti should be spared because even he could not bear to see the song take the record for most weeks at the top...altho would this have been better than having it STILL being Bryan Adams? and will anyone ever have a number one going into double figures for weeks at the top? i guess not

― blueski, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He's a regular at the greasy spoon cafe down the street. Come to Rye, Mr Q.

― Graham, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

kick him in the kneecaps, set fire to his hair and then piss on him.

― Julio Desouza, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He's not still around, is he?

― Ben Williams, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If he has had any physical contact, however slight, with Sophie Ellix- Bextor, then bags me the sander.

― Sophie #1 Phan, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In London he is currently 'starring' - for a limited season only - in the hit West End Musical 'Chicago', so we get to see his shit-eating grin all over the place.

I don't mind him tho' - he took heroin.

― Andrew L, Tuesday, 9 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)


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