TS: Joy Division vs. Flipper (hint - FLIPPERFLIPPERFLIPPER!!!)

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(For the remainder of this post I will replace the names 'Flipper' and 'Joy Division' with appropriate substitutes)

Band/fans thing solved definitively - who would you rather be stuck in an airline seat next to, somebody wearing a 'Charlie Tuna' friendly line-drawing t-shirt or the ubiquitous jagged-pancake-stack 'Comfort Women' one? (Either that or the Vatican postcard one?) Admit it, by now any sane person will run away from somebody wearing the 'Srebenica Serb Spunk Spitfire' top, even an MSP 'Teenage Revolutionary Glam Suicide' one is less embarassing. It's a mystery why there's so many more of the 'Doctor (Mengele) & the Medics' ones about though - 'Cetacean' invented 'emo' (which I don't care about except in the context of this sentence, i.e. 'it exists') and 'grunge' ("Life" ripped "Spirit of Radio" ten years before "Teen Spirit" did "More Than a Feeling" - important due to suggesting classic rock/underground crossover that was necessary for subsequent alteration of rock landscape i.e. people BUYING stuff that 'sounded underground' even if it was underground stuff that sounded classic and the commercial angle is crucial IMHO because isn't expanding your community enough so that it crosses over or overlaps the whole point of making music that isn't just onanism in the first place? And sadly for some idealists, commercial success [even by proxy] is still the only reliable indicator of this and Brits have a real problem with that because it involves talking about MONEY and that's a sore point as none of them HAVE any, so as a defense mechanism they prefer heroic [ha] failures like Nick Drake or Ian Curtis and use their supposed interestingness to prop up their own fatalism, the socialism of an apolitical age), whereas 'Nazi Sex Torturers' invented - Marion? 'Phlegmish'? (As in 'mucus', not that country that shelters terrorists and pedophiles) (OK there's been enough justified slating of Curtis' hilarious Kermit the Frog singing, so let's look elsewhere for 'Liebensraum''s musical features - hey, y'know those dopey bass players who say, 'They're like guitars but easier - less strings!' And then play like it IS a guitar, i.e. no rhythm whatever, just disconnected notes, like an especially slow and maladroit J Mascis solo, except an octave lower? 'SS Party Squad' made a 'sound' out of it! 'Little Mermaid' OTOH did the grinding thing AND the fast thing [Sequencing "Living for the Depression" next to "Sex Bomb", aside from being like if Coltrane out "Giant Steps" and "Ascension" out on the same album in 1959, presaged both 'hardcore'-via-'mathcore'-to-what hardcore became (i.e. 'space drone' etc.) but as in the 'emo' and 'grunge' things, they can't be blamed for those either if you don't like them but must be credited if you liked ANY of it! Heh] and if you like flawed, imperfect singing and playing (the 'Battery Cage Sex Slaves' fan's last line of defense) then 'Free Willy''s got out-of-tune Harry Partch guitarrs, cacophonous yelling and the least Neil Peart-like drumming since Kleenex but all this is actually mixed in with other stuff ("...Depression" is quite tight high-speed mathcore) and the incompetent bits are done far more energetically and (ahem) HOOK-y than the muffled, it's-COLD-in-here-let's-play-wearing-baseball-mitts stuff on 'Institutional Gang Rape''s records. Energetic maybe because 'Moby Dick' sang "Life is the only thing worth living for", and Curtis said it all with the first line of 'Unknown (ha) Pleasures (double ha)' - "I'M LOOKING FOR A GUIDE TO TAKE ME BY THE HAND" - I see, he wants his mommy. (Or his 'nanny state' - WHOAH! I didn't say that, I get in enough shit as it is, ignore that) Then again, this kind of babyishness isn't surprising for somebody who killed himself rather than face the consequences of abandoning his wife and child, but an artist's moral shortcomings aren't important, it's that he couldn't even transform his inadequacy into one decent line. ("Atrocity Exhibition" - wow, stealing titles from hip books and writing lyrics betraying no reading whatever of said book, that's so Iron Maiden. Actually I think "Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner" just unwittingly reiterates everything I've ever said about the British but here's not the time or place) And yes I know that 'Miami Mascot''s Will Shatter is a dead junkie, but between him and Curtis I know who would've given a more honest answer to this fabulous couplet question (courtesy of 'Legendary SF punk band named for TV dolphin') - "EVER THINK YOU'RE SMART/ AND THEN FIND OUT YOU'RE NOT?"

dave q, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, Ian Curtis used to fake epileptic seizures to get his own way, which "sets the plight of the disabled back 1,000 years" as they say

dave q, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Also anybody notice Flipper's "Shed No Tears" is the same song as AC/DC's "Down Payment Blues"? And they're both fuckin' awesome!

dave q, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Flipper's Life just popped up in my top ten today. I never got around to any of the other records.

nathalie, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And another 'another thing' - if there's anything stupider than mistaking lyrics for 'poetry' its mistaking lyrics for epigrams, especially when they don't make any sense but are parroted forever as truisms, and "Love Will Tear Us Apart" takes the fucking cake. I mean, WTF? Sounds like the stunted reasoning of a wife-batterer or uxoricide, "It's cuz I LOVED her! Love tore us apart!" Hey - 'love' doesn't tear things or even relationships apart - things like selfishness, drug abuse, violence etc. do. But no, that wouldn't suit those too apathetic or jejune to actually think about their actions instead of offering gothic song lyrics in their place - they can't help it, "love tore them apart". "Emotions won't grow"!? What, did you forget to water them?

dave q, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If I am not mistaken, Dave Q, he refers to the love he has for someone else (an extra-marital relationship). Which would make perfect sense.

nathalie, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, if it's personifying emotions you're into, then Victoria Beckham's "Mind of its Own" is better

dave q, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dave Q I must insist that you confine the language of your questions to something other than English until your incandescent hatred of the people who spake it first has subsided somedel. I mean, c'mon, man: Ian Curtis sux 'cos he's English? That really does seem to be the substance of your argument -- speed up "Disorder" and play it through a distorting Pignose and sing, snotty O.C. or East Bay style, "I been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand/could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man?" (NB "I been" rather than "I've been" for purposes of translation) -- now see? It's great stuff. These are really good lyrics, so're "New Dawn Fades" and "They Walked In Line." All quite English though yes yes ("Different colors, different shades/over each, mistakes were made/I took the blame" -- loudly announcing one's humility -- good on yer, old boy) but that doesn't mean "bad." You are however correct that no lyric can ever hope to touch "She's a sex bomb my baby yeah."

John Darnielle, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, Victoria Beckham is English!

dave q, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

uhhh...flipper rules, ok?

your null fame, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

As far as I'm concerned Joy Division win by default as I can't find any decent Flipper albums in print to buy to reach a verdict. Ha.

DG, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Flipper! Mark Arm's liner notes to Infinite Zero's reissue of Sex Bomb Baby amuse me to no end, especially when talks about his first band, Mr. Epp, and how they were trying to combine Minor Threat and Flipper, an amusing proposition in itself. Really, I love everything they did the first time around when Shatter was alive. Forget the reunion crap -- the only thing good about it was that Rubin also reissued Flipper's first album around the same time.

Jack Cole, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dave Q. Your writings read like the ramblings of a madman, albeit an obviously educated one. Do you corner people at parties and spit this stuff onto them?

Flipper=Good band. Joy division=(in my opinion)great band.

I have enjoyed immensely your contributions to this forum but don't you think you ought to ease off a little.

"Don't make yourself so anxious, you'll give yourself an ulcer". (by a "crap" english band)

Kris England, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and someone really should explain to you the difference between "English" and "British" you silly, uptight, American person you, cos' obviously, in your mind, the two things are the same.

Kris England, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hahahahahhahahahaha.

hahahaha, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

''And another 'another thing' - if there's anything stupider than mistaking lyrics for 'poetry' its mistaking lyrics for epigrams, especially when they don't make any sense but are parroted forever as truisms, and "Love Will Tear Us Apart" takes the fucking cake. I mean, WTF? Sounds like the stunted reasoning of a wife-batterer or uxoricide, "It's cuz I LOVED her! Love tore us apart!" Hey - 'love' doesn't tear things or even relationships apart - things like selfishness, drug abuse, violence etc. do.''

I don't think this stuff is meant to be an insight (and anyone that goes to songs to find 'insights' into the human condition from a 20 (?) year old is a moron).

''"I'M LOOKING FOR A GUIDE TO TAKE ME BY THE HAND" - I see, he wants his mommy. (Or his 'nanny state' - WHOAH! I didn't say that, I get in enough shit as it is, ignore that)''

what do you want from an 'artist'. I don't want ppl to set an 'example' to me.

''And sadly for some idealists, commercial success [even by proxy] is still the only reliable indicator of this and Brits have a real problem with that because it involves talking about MONEY and that's a sore point as none of them HAVE any, so as a defense mechanism they prefer heroic [ha] failures like Nick Drake or Ian Curtis and use their supposed interestingness to prop up their own fatalism, the socialism of an apolitical age)''

are you a member of 'new' labour dave?

Nevr heard flipper though but yr stuff on JD is just wrong.

Julio Desouza, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Flipper's name doesnt come directly from the TV show. The name comes from Ricky Williams (Crime, Sleepers, Toiling Midgets) naming all of his pets Flipper.

Jack Cole, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'jejune'? 'jejune'?

You're accusing him of 'jejune'-osity ?

Never even heard of Flipper (igno-rant git) but I'm actually with Mr Q on alot of this (partly because he scares me).

JD have about 6 great songs - but they also have a first album that somewhat hilariously has those Rose-Royce 'poopoo' syndrums on it, and are almost entirely responsible for the subsequent pre-goth- misery-tribe Manc-Wank Still-Waters-Run-Deep & Meaningless Long Mac Brigade that ended up turning your own special personal misery into one giant collective one you could share with others at 'gigs' and 'festivals'. The Bass That Launched A Thousand Shits.

Ray Manston, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You're accusing him of 'jejune'-osity ?
?!? I am an igno-rant twit. heh

nathalie, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

LOL flipper shits on joy division, is this obvious yet?

69, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

flipppper flippppper flipppppperrrrr

ian, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

This thread makes me vaguely regret going for Flipper. Guilt by association or something.

contenderizer, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

fuck joy division, flipper rules

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

yeah flipper so much better in every way

Michael B, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

Flipper, just because they were so much nearer where I was as an angry, malajusted teen.

Soukesian, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

- drunk and lairy, that is. But then singles like 'Love Canal' stand up just as music, I reckon.

Soukesian, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

I AM THE WHEE-UL
I AM THE WHEE-UL
(shatter, shatter)

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

or angry, maladjusted adult

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

Flipper were defiant punk rock in many of its guises. Funny,fuck you,cleverly sloppy, angry,hateful,hilarious,nihilistic, miserable and more. Joy Division were just miserable

Another Flipper rules, OK?

Fer Ark, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

flipper still rules ok

sleep, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

yeah flipper rules until the will shatter biopic, then it's 'SWANS RULE!'

Drugs A. Money, Thursday, 8 May 2008 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

Also, Ian Curtis used to fake epileptic seizures to get his own way, which "sets the plight of the disabled back 1,000 years" as they say

-- dave q, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (5 years ago) Link

Ian's Mom: Ian, clean your room.
Ian: Oh no...Someth..somethings happening!...NOOO! GRrrrRRAaaahaah
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/poopcan3000/IANCURTIS.gif

Creeztophair, Thursday, 8 May 2008 00:16 (seventeen years ago)

aww. i meant to use this one.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/naxxty/iancurtis.gif

Creeztophair, Thursday, 8 May 2008 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

anyone seen the joy division documentary? or dave q's meth stash?

DG, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:23 (seventeen years ago)

I have some sketchy DVD that I like.

This is the best thread title ever.

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:10 (seventeen years ago)

holy shit dave q is a genius.

special guest stars mark bronson, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:18 (seventeen years ago)

well worth a revive

DG, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:19 (seventeen years ago)

One of his best, easy.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:49 (seventeen years ago)

it's a shame after all this that flipper suck so much but oh well

DG, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:54 (seventeen years ago)

gong noise

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://messenger.msn.com/MMM2006-04-19_17.00/Resource/emoticons/cry_smile.gif

DG, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:59 (seventeen years ago)

lol sry

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 14:01 (seventeen years ago)

what's up with the current flipper tour

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

joy division ain't that hot

res, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

flipper is still the answer

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

If I can't be drunk, I don't wanna be alive.

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 20:48 (seventeen years ago)

This is happening soon in Seattle:

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/ConcertforChangeFlier.jpg

There's another flyer for it that looks something like this, but I couldn't find it on the webs:

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/flipperbama.jpg

contenderizer, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

in the original, the fishy is less upside down

contenderizer, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

revive!!

he was right, you know--flipper 100%

geeta, Friday, 27 May 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

It's a great thread and great comparison still -- and the ever increasing canonization of JD in contrast to Flipper's relative obscurity should be considered as well.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 May 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

Played Flipper on the radio this week, not Joy Division.

Trip Maker, Friday, 27 May 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

appreciate joy division, would nod sagely in a museum. love flipper.

contenderizer, Friday, 27 May 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

eh, Unknown Pleasures is like a cracking surf-rock band hiring a Jim Morrison-impersonator to sing and writing a concept album about the Holocaust. hardly museum fare.

pax raggetta (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 27 May 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

dunno, that'd probably go over okay at MOMA

contenderizer, Friday, 27 May 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

haha

goole, Friday, 27 May 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

Flipper way more fun and just as intense as JD. Flipper * 1000.

Hinklepicker, Friday, 27 May 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

Apples and oranges race. I happen to love Flipper, but we need both, and a lot of people close to me need JD very much indeed.

Soukesian, Friday, 27 May 2011 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

I mean, I like Flipper more too, but I think the JD backlash is kinda useless. Soukesian otm; we need both.*

pax raggetta (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 28 May 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

*(this is coming from someone who still has yet to listen to Closer)

pax raggetta (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 28 May 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

i don't know if i ever actually found myself thinking he was OTM about anything but for creative contrarian lolz dave q beats metal mike any day of the week, gotta say.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 28 May 2011 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

BTW, I have seen it noted, several times, that Ricky Williams was in the running to replace Ian Curtis. Mainly seen this in Midgets' related things though, and nothing from New Order. Was this true? I kind of doubt it. Maybe I should ask the people I know in the Midgets.

akm, Saturday, 28 May 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

Barney says in his book that the only person from outside the band that they seriously considered was Mal from Cabaret Voltaire, but Hooky killed it because Mal plays bass too.

Doctor Madame Frances Experimento LLC (SNM), Monday, 30 May 2011 08:52 (fourteen years ago)

This thread has me imagining an alternate-universe Bruce Loose and Ted Falconi trying to convince Subterranean Records to cough up the money to record an album in Ibitha.

kkvgz, Monday, 30 May 2011 13:21 (fourteen years ago)


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