Really. Go back and listen. It is a monster that keeps getting bigger and bigger.
― Hinklepicker, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:11 (fifteen years ago)
http://i47.tinypic.com/260dbb5.gif
― farting irl (cankles), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:31 (fifteen years ago)
a bird is 1
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om2EQ7YXork
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:40 (fifteen years ago)
Hello there 'Farting Irl'. Is this a 'Get oouuut' in a kind of a drawn out sarcastic way therefore indicating that the above statement is the most obvious thing ever and that you are in full agreement but also a little perplexed as to why someone would even bother saying something so commonly accepted or is it a brief and sharp exhortation to leave the computer immediately because the suggestion is completely and irretreviably - wrong, wrong, WRONG?
I fear it is the latter. I will now attempt to leave this computer although I am worried it will be cold outside.
― Hinklepicker, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:40 (fifteen years ago)
don't die of exposure!
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:42 (fifteen years ago)
It is cold outside. Wear Galoshes.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:44 (fifteen years ago)
http://vigilantcitizen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/crowley11.jpghttp://vigilantcitizen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/thouwilt.jpg
coincidence!?!?!?
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:46 (fifteen years ago)
Oh don't you worry about that 'Call All Destroyer' and 'Daniel Esq' , despite the fact that I have recently shaved I do have lambs wool underwear and large amounts of Gortex which I am currently strapping onto my shivering body.
― Hinklepicker, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:49 (fifteen years ago)
Scare quotes around the screen names is a nice touch.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:52 (fifteen years ago)
daniel we are not real ppl to ilx user "hinklepicker"!!!
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:53 (fifteen years ago)
hahahahahaha bird is awesome
― ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:53 (fifteen years ago)
I am not here anymore.
― Hinklepicker, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:53 (fifteen years ago)
I was just kidding, HP.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:55 (fifteen years ago)
my advice was v. serious
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:55 (fifteen years ago)
You're always going to be "Call All Destroyer" to me now or, perhaps even better, "Sean".
― ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:57 (fifteen years ago)
"sean" in scarequotes makes me smile
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 04:57 (fifteen years ago)
when are we going to hang out btw? we need a co-birthday fap at some point
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh I forgot that we're birthday twins! Awesome. One week from today, huh? I won't be around that week but maybe the 2nd weekend in January? Could that work?
― ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:00 (fifteen years ago)
<{"'sean'"}>
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:01 (fifteen years ago)
that could definitely work! let's talk when youre back from your travels
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:01 (fifteen years ago)
Sounds good - will email. :D
― ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:02 (fifteen years ago)
no, don't take this to e-mail, this thread is so much better with people talking about birthday plans and stuff
― some dude, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:04 (fifteen years ago)
Turns out there was blazing sunshine out and the underclothes and hi- tech materials worked against me creating quite a sticky layer of sweat against my skin. The galoshes that were suggested only made walking slightly uncomfortable although they did protect my calves from the dust and the swarming crickets.
Really, the advice, however well intentioned, turned out to be quite misguided.
― Hinklepicker, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:06 (fifteen years ago)
Just "trying" to "help."
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:08 (fifteen years ago)
White people have ruined Jay-Z for me.
― otm da hoosmarker (The Reverend), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:08 (fifteen years ago)
h8 wites
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:09 (fifteen years ago)
most disgusting savages
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:15 (fifteen years ago)
swarming crickets?
― m0stlyClean, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:34 (fifteen years ago)
An insect not unlike a grasshopper.
― Hinklepicker, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:40 (fifteen years ago)
swarming crackers
― wordy fappinghood (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:43 (fifteen years ago)
It was definitely crickets.
I think it would be highly unlikely that a bunch of small savoury biscuity-type wafers would launch themselves at my rubber encased calves.
― Hinklepicker, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:51 (fifteen years ago)
"swarming crickets" in "december"?
― m0stlyClean, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:54 (fifteen years ago)
99 Problems by Jay Z is the best song of the decade is the best thread of the decade.
― estela, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:55 (fifteen years ago)
estela otm as per usual
― ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:56 (fifteen years ago)
great thread guys
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:57 (fifteen years ago)
Yankophiles.
― Hinklepicker, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 06:00 (fifteen years ago)
My apologies. That wasn't right.
― Hinklepicker, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 06:13 (fifteen years ago)