synths vs. guitars

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are you dog person or a cat person?

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OptionVotes
synths 41
guitars 25


cogito, ergo some dude (dyao), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 08:52 (sixteen years ago)

Synths. And cats.

Enoki Doki (Paul in Santa Cruz), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 08:59 (sixteen years ago)

both:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FMBJEkaC8Lw/SEiovUpLfjI/AAAAAAAAUiA/w4DJUbRtEnM/s400/roland_gr7077009.jpg

m the g, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 09:07 (sixteen years ago)

Worst. poll. ever.

(I mean, it's a good discussion to have, but it's like asking "food vs. water.")

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 09:11 (sixteen years ago)

both of these are pretty good instruments imo

i'd look psychotic in a baklava (The Reverend), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 09:13 (sixteen years ago)

I would vote food btw

cogito, ergo some dude (dyao), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 09:15 (sixteen years ago)

both

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 11:14 (sixteen years ago)

cat food.

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 11:22 (sixteen years ago)

Synths don't often have anywhere to get a good solid grip which can make swinging them difficult, and you're more likely to let one slip out of your grasp, whereas the shape of a guitar lends itself beautifully to savagely and repeatedly applying a beatdown until such time as the body parts company with the neck.

Noodle Vague likes a blowsy alcoholic (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 11:39 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.oldtech.com/synth/AHNE/MoogLiberation.jpg
(Moog Liberation, but all you synth spotters knew that already)

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 11:43 (sixteen years ago)

synths

http://www.synthtopia.com/synth_review/synth_images/tb303.jpg

Karen Tregaskin, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 11:45 (sixteen years ago)

that machine looks so good.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 11:47 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXSHs6f_5TU&feature=player_embedded#

pithfork (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 12:51 (sixteen years ago)

There's no surer way of looking like a tit on stage then by playing a guitar and having a trumpet sound come out.

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 12:54 (sixteen years ago)

But a synth that sounds like a trumpet isn't a synth at all.

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

synths + cats

rinse the lemonade (Jordan), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

i can do that

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/242/453679366_fd88ce4760_o.jpg

Karen Tregaskin, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.barallabar.com/images/post/cat_synth.jpg

emil.y, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k8yL1AXhsI

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 16:25 (sixteen years ago)

SYYYYYNNNNTTTTTHS. thank you.

François de Roobabe (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 16:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/space_arp-595x476.jpg

sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:27 (sixteen years ago)

I like dogs + synths

http://media.createdigitalmedia.net/cdmu/images/stories/2006/July2006/dog-synth.jpg

sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/charles-synthesizer.jpg

sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.wherearethedogshumping.com/doghump-synthesizer-600.jpg

sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.youtube.com/vi/O_YWc0RszxU/0.jpg

sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:30 (sixteen years ago)

synths + cats
http://www.synthmuseum.com/octave/octcat01.jpg

might seem normal (snoball), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://generationbass.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/SynthCat_jpg_300x300_crop_upscale_q85.jpg

might seem normal (snoball), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

There's no surer way of looking like a tit on stage then by playing a guitar and having a trumpet sound come out.

Mega LOL truth bomb.

Tooth Far I (csa), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:20 (sixteen years ago)

synths + cats

http://bordel.yomgaille.com/kittens/

Noodle Vague likes a blowsy alcoholic (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 21:05 (sixteen years ago)

totally synths, although Spacemen 3 made me waver for a few moments

kate moss and heavy machinery in a dessert (Stevie D), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 21:13 (sixteen years ago)

There's no surer way of looking like a tit on stage then by playing a guitar and having a trumpet sound come out.

Mega LOL truth bomb.

― Tooth Far I (csa), Tuesday, January 19, 2010 10:20 AM Bookmark

^^this

i'd look psychotic in a baklava (The Reverend), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

Feedback vs. filter resonance

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 21:41 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.walyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/music-keyboard-cat.jpg

one boob is free with one (daavid), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 21:44 (sixteen years ago)

synths > cats >>>>>>>>> guitars >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dogs

one boob is free with one (daavid), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 21:45 (sixteen years ago)

There's no surer way of looking like a tit on stage then by playing a guitar and having a trumpet sound come out.

Mega LOL truth bomb.

― Tooth Far I (csa), Tuesday, January 19, 2010 10:20 AM Bookmark

^^this

― i'd look psychotic in a baklava (The Reverend), Tuesday, January 19, 2010 9:16 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Not Gang Gang Dance fans, then?

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 23:20 (sixteen years ago)

Haven't seen them on stage yet and I thank you for the warning.

Tooth Far I (csa), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 23:28 (sixteen years ago)

samplers

Department of Epidemic Prevention and Water Purification (S-), Wednesday, 20 January 2010 04:42 (sixteen years ago)

synths + guitars together just tickle me pink

you have to forgive me (surm), Wednesday, 20 January 2010 04:47 (sixteen years ago)

yeah one without the other is kind of a drag really

alcohol-fuelled love (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 January 2010 05:02 (sixteen years ago)

There's no surer way of looking like a tit on stage then by playing a guitar and having a trumpet sound come out.

LOL so true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXSHs6f_5TU

Enoki Doki (Paul in Santa Cruz), Wednesday, 20 January 2010 05:04 (sixteen years ago)

You need to give it a minute - he really looks like much more of a tit when a piano comes out.

pithfork (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 January 2010 05:07 (sixteen years ago)

1:52 is only fit to be played by keyboard cat

cogito, ergo some dude (dyao), Wednesday, 20 January 2010 05:35 (sixteen years ago)

wow drums on a guitar why didn't i think of that

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 January 2010 05:40 (sixteen years ago)

Timpani at 2:56 are my favorite! Also the dramatic arm gesture after the orch hits at 3:20

"Does it look simple? It should -- 'cos it is!"

Enoki Doki (Paul in Santa Cruz), Wednesday, 20 January 2010 05:41 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 30 January 2010 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 31 January 2010 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

I started laughing uncontrollably at about 1:13

Möbius dick (╓abies), Sunday, 31 January 2010 01:21 (sixteen years ago)

I feel sorta bad for doing this, but you want an indictment of guitar synths, here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnyss2yIiU0

special bonus!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3GRIQGmohc

Department of Epidemic Prevention and Water Purification (S-), Sunday, 31 January 2010 04:46 (sixteen years ago)

The real problem with guitar synths is that they fall into the same category as the keytar, the Chapman Stick, the Moog Guitar, and now the Eigenharp. They are all good ideas on paper, but seemingly all the people who play one a) look like dorks, b) take themselves way too seriously, and c) make terrible music.

might seem normal (snoball), Sunday, 31 January 2010 11:49 (sixteen years ago)


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