https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCzFYU17Soo
― waka yoga flame (some dude), Monday, 1 March 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)
Whatever Mumford & Sons is currently playlisted on 6Music
― PaulTMA, Monday, 1 March 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)
hahahaha
― waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 March 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)
@ the vid posted by shipley
it's like Linkin Park and Guns N Roses had a really stupid baby
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 1 March 2010 19:20 (fifteen years ago)
these guys were apparently discovered by randy jackson
― da croupier, Monday, 1 March 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)
was he intentionally looking for acts to put on the soundtrack to "The Cabbage Patch Kids Movie" or was that just a lucky coincidence
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 1 March 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)
it apparently took 7 people to create the sounds in this song
― call all destroyer, Monday, 1 March 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)
they each took turns clicking on different software instruments in GarageBand
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 1 March 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
when the singer first started i was like who crossed angry freddie mercury with a dancehall guy?
― call all destroyer, Monday, 1 March 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)
that video is counting crows 2010 ne plus ultra
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 1 March 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)
Can totally see them doing an electroclash/ICP'd out version of 'Mister Jones'
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 1 March 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbAukTboPMY
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Monday, 1 March 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)
I remember Randy being interviewed on Jimmy Fallon trying to namedrop this band a couple months back, pushing how innovative they are. Now that I've heard them, I think we can make a good federal case for Randy Jackson being lifetime banned from the music industry.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 1 March 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)
I supposed being a gigantic pussy is kind of innovative for the rap-rock genre.
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 1 March 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
you must not know about yung LA
― waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 March 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)
Prime minister Gordon Brown came under fire for describing John & Edward as "not very good", but later apologised.
― twice boiled cabbage is death, Monday, 1 March 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)
i like the 'ledididididi anananana GROCERY STORE' part
― goole, Monday, 1 March 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)
of the first song
lol that band just sounds like at the drive in?
― goole, Monday, 1 March 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
nah
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
"This band embodies everything I'm passionate about in music," Jackson says.
― da croupier, Monday, 1 March 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)
Randy Jackson, 1956-2010
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 1 March 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
lol jordan
― im on the moon btw (The Reverend), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
you know you're fucking up when vanilla ice effortlessly out-cools you by a factor of 18,0000
― im on the moon btw (The Reverend), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)
I can't believe how bad their dancing is when a) it's a video not a live show, b) the choreography isn't much more complex than 'jump around and make hand shapes'
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:13 (fifteen years ago)
okay who is responsible for Jedward and how hard am I allowed to slap them
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)
X Factor. How exciting will it be when the show comes to the US?
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 1 March 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.gossone.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/simon-cowell-gq-annual-hollywood-issue-party-bbstyz.jpg
u can prolly answer the 2nd part urself
― plax (ico), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
Many celebrities have also commented on the Jedward phenomenon.[29] Their fans include Calvin Harris,[21][22][23][24] Andy Murray,[30] Peaches Geldof,[31] Pixie Lott, Westlife[32] and Robbie Williams.[33] Politicians in the UK and Ireland have commented, and Conservative Party head David Cameron opted to buy their t-shirt and has said they were his favourite in the competition.[34][35][36]
― im on the moon btw (The Reverend), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
answers:
1) Louis Walsh2) a hard as you like
...unfortunately there are a lot of people in the queue ahead of you.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
this was jedward's "signature performance" on the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr-p-3CC3AU
it really is incredible how out of sync they are. the "best" bit is when they try to do their own backing vocals at the same time as their main vocals.
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
I watched the entirety of that Paper Tongues song but had a reflexive "OH FUCK NO" spasm and clicked off of Jedward right when they said "okay STOP"; it was like my body said, "yes, for the love of God, STOP" and took instinctive action to preserve my sanity.
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)
can england just stop making music for maybe like two years?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, March 31, 2009 5:25 PM Bookmark
― im on the moon btw (The Reverend), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha I made it "I think I did it again" before clicking off
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)
(xpost) Jedward are Irish, so it's not our fault! Plz remember all the grate English bands like the Beatles and Oasis and oh right...
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)
(xpost) you owe it to yourself to watch as far as the "the old lady threw it into the ocean" talking bit
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)
WHATTHEFUCK
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)
I have never been more in sync with Simon Cowell than I was watching his facial expressions at that
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)
we should start a letter writing campaign to make david bowie donate those residuals to charity. no one should profit from this imo.
― goole, Monday, 1 March 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)
i was pretty horrified seeing the Paper Tongues video on MTV2 at 3am, the one silver lining being "I'm totally going to inflict this upon ILM"
― waka yoga flame (some dude), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)
As the originator of I AM SO FUCKING APPALLED, I think it is a totally worthy threadstarter.
― im on the moon btw (The Reverend), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)
― call all destroyer, Monday, March 1, 2010 2:37 PM (54 minutes ago)
Whats with shitty acts pretending they are playing a bunch of instruments when clearly half of them aren't in the song?Is the director or the label's marketing guys really that dedicated to the visual concept of them all "rocking"?
― Evan, Monday, 1 March 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)
I sort of feel like we should lock the thread because how can you possibly compete with Jedward?
― Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
wow, so jedward are mildly retarded, yes?
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 1 March 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
rofl @ simon's comments in that video
so did the clowns win the competition? at least on idol sanjaya didn't even make it into the final 4
― waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)
jedward's twitter - @planetjedward - has me convinced that they are somewhat challenged
hahaha xp ye sthat's the word i was looking for
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)
also i feel really bad for the professional dancers who had to work on the choreography & shit behind these down syndrome ass singers, and on top of it THEY HAVE TO WEAR HELMETS
― waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)
can't find the original tweet but this is an RT http://twitter.com/caitlinmoran/status/9135322206
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)
altho i guess in reality you wouldn't want to be associated with that performance so i guess the helmets are for the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=285623c2mVU&has_verified=1
― slow a cat sample down 800 percent (Matos W.K.), Thursday, 25 November 2010 06:52 (fourteen years ago)
I'm not even going to listen to that. I'm just going to sit here and ponder the title.
― The Reverend, Friday, 26 November 2010 03:28 (fourteen years ago)
jeeez
― pretty hat machine (crüt), Friday, 26 November 2010 03:33 (fourteen years ago)
"DON'T CUM IN ME, DON'T CUM IN MEEEEEE!DON'T CUM IN ME, DON'T CUM IN MEEEEEE!"
― slow a cat sample down 800 percent (Matos W.K.), Friday, 26 November 2010 06:57 (fourteen years ago)
"A Giuseppe Palumbo Film"
― slow a cat sample down 800 percent (Matos W.K.), Friday, 26 November 2010 07:00 (fourteen years ago)
Buy this guy and sell this guyand lift your arms up to this guyAnd ask this guy, and ask this guyDon't cuuuuuum innnnnnnn meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 26 November 2010 14:15 (fourteen years ago)
The ooh-ooh-ooohs in the Enrique song are the grossest thing I've ever heard.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 November 2010 14:21 (fourteen years ago)
"dick in a box" VS "Don't cuuuuuum innnnnnnn meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
― an album fulla man down (Spinspin Sugah), Friday, 26 November 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago)
DON'T CUM IN MEDON'T CUM IN MAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
― questeon the answers (call all destroyer), Friday, 26 November 2010 14:31 (fourteen years ago)
Doctor Casino's is fantstic.
― if, Friday, 26 November 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago)
lol i missed that, that is fucking quality
― questeon the answers (call all destroyer), Friday, 26 November 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago)
Jesus, the last two songs posted make me feel like Tipper Gore. What ever happened to metaphors in pop music?
― A solo Beatle--Paul, George, John, Yoko, etc. (Whitey on the Moon), Friday, 26 November 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago)
aaaaahhh holy shit this is real???
― i look at the interior of my sack and feel sad (ilxor), Saturday, 27 November 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago)
that is the most amazing thing i've seen in ever.
― Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Saturday, 27 November 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago)
i mean, what.
― Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Saturday, 27 November 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago)
"Blame Game" - Kanye West...
That phoned-in Chris Rock "pussy" rant is just embarrassing.
― Hector Savage, Saturday, 27 November 2010 12:21 (fourteen years ago)
^impact poster
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 November 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago)
I liked chris rock better when he was underground
― 'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Saturday, 27 November 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago)
xposts "To Be Continued..."
What happens next? Does he cum in her?
― Gukbe, Saturday, 27 November 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago)
HOORAY http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2010/11/our_countdown_o.php
― Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Monday, 29 November 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago)
see, that's how you properly use a ban.
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 November 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago)
hope maura and whiney still have their sanity after this; worried for them like hell during f2k.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 November 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago)
predictions anyone?
― 'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Monday, 29 November 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago)
the songs will suck.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Monday, 29 November 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago)
that song, i just
― first as tragedy, then as favre (goole), Monday, 29 November 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
that songs is stupid and irritating, but certainly not one of the worst of the year.
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 02:03 (fourteen years ago)
just a note: if anyone thinks that Enrique Iglesias isn't a raging raging homo, they need to take off they blinders.
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago)
idk, 1st time i was in spain i really felt like i had wandered into a bathhouse basically all the time. how "straight guys" act isnt really culturally transendent
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 05:26 (fourteen years ago)
there will be a 3000 post clusterfuck on ilx about whether the songs suck or are just boring or actually r00l
― lotta diamonds ... but prolly more display names (deej), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 05:39 (fourteen years ago)
Perhaps I should have put it here. Katy Perry's 'Firework' is fucking horrible. The way she belts out that chorus is more or less the way I would belt out a blinding scream if I, say, smashed my testicles repeatedly with a hammer. This song wants stabbing.
― aa (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 05:47 (fourteen years ago)
if "teach me how to dougie" is on this list, as implied in the introduction, i am leading a boycott of the voice.
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 06:49 (fourteen years ago)
i don't think that it is
― jagger reupholstered my pussy (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 07:23 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOsYsaat08Q
― avant-sarsgaard (litel), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 13:16 (fourteen years ago)
one of my friend's reactions to the Ray Jr video:
this song is...ridiculous. and yet also, universally true ya know? like, dont cum in me.
― skip, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago)
xpost okay that's truly HORRIBLE. tip my hat 2 u
Highest Rated Comments99BlackHearts993 months ago 24 i NEED to buy a cd from themO,OXxShazeTheSkittlexX2 weeks ago 2 1:42. Nipples. LMAO.
XxShazeTheSkittlexX2 weeks ago 2 1:42. Nipples. LMAO.
― 'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago)
TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE IS NOT HORRIBLE
― teledyldonix, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 18:18 (fourteen years ago)
I'll bet the Ringo+Joss Stone song is legit terrible. honestly I'd rather not hear it
― 'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Friday, 3 December 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago)
and I've actually heard the godsmack song before, on the radio, once or twice. it is, of course, indefensible.
― 'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Friday, 3 December 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxd1qUH2bh0
― omar little, Friday, 10 December 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago)
sfa @ these two douchebags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7b-_YcACuQ
― unemployed aerosmith fans I have shoved (bernard snowy), Monday, 13 December 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago)
i kinda like orianthi in spite of myself.
― a leg made footless by pot (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 December 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago)
[via some new music video channel I've been leaving on in the background lately — mostly top 40 w/cool videos + classic (late 70s-early 80s) rock + c-list pop stars + toad the wet sprocket — but then they go and ambush me with this shit]
― unemployed aerosmith fans I have shoved (bernard snowy), Monday, 13 December 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
looking forward to a new one of these
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)
i had a nominee just recently and forgot what it was...
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FopY7ZaYDY&feature=player_embedded
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 18 February 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)
I don't think I had heard the song when this was posted, but now that I have:
Perhaps I should have put it here. Katy Perry's 'Firework' is fucking horrible. The way she belts out that chorus is more or less the way I would belt out a blinding scream if I, say, smashed my testicles repeatedly with a hammer. This song wants stabbing.― aa (Schlafsack), Tuesday, November 30, 2010 5:47 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark
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― on some outer space shit (bernard snowy), Friday, 18 February 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)
My God, It's Full of Shit: Rolling Worst Songs of 2011
― Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 February 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)
i thought this was a new song but youtube said differentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB7L1BIDELc
― billstevejim, Saturday, 9 March 2013 09:45 (twelve years ago)
for some reason, "Ride to California" just popped into my head and ruined my entire day
― Excelsior twilight. Harpsichord wind through the trees. (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago)
THANK YOU ILX for introducing me to Jedward.
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 30 August 2019 20:43 (five years ago)