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Youtube, typin the rhymes as I hear them / that's a miracle... you shouldn't fear them.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Water, fire, air and dirt / fukkin magnets - how do they work? 15
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay; it tried to eat my cellphone...he ran away 14
Magic everywhere in this bitch...its all around you, you don't even know it 6
Shit's crazy. 5
Fukkin rainbows, after it rains, there's enough miracles here to blow your brains 5
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers lyin, & gettin me pissed 4
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas, and everything chillin underwater? Please! 3
Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy, and my little boy looks just like Daddy 3
Music is all magic...you can't even HOLD it! It's just there in the air. 3
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather / Fifteen thousand Juggalos together 1
If magic is all we've ever known, then it's easy to miss what really goes on 1
Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast, the wonders of the world, mysteries the most! 1
Niagara Falls and the Pyramids / everything you believed in as kids 1
You don't have to be high to look in the sky, and know that's a miracle open wide 1
Miracles each- and every-where you look, and nobody has to stay where they look 0
This world is yours, for you to 'splore, it's nothin but miracles beyond your doors 0
The Dark Carnival is your invitation, to witness them without explanation 0
Take a look at this fine creation, and enjoy it better with appreciation 0
Oceans 'spandin' beyond my sight, and a million stars way above 'em at night 0
Just open your mind, and it ain't no way to ignore the miracles of every day 0
And that's real, that's real, that's real 0
But I've seen miracles in every way, and I see miracles every day 0
I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly, miracles ain't nothin to lie 0
And I love my mom for giving me this time, on this planet, take nothin for granted 0
And music is magic, pure and clean, you can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen 0
Are you a believer in miracles? Do you notice and recognize miracles? 0
UFOs, a river flows, plant a little seed and nature grows 0
Pure motherfukkin magic, right? This shit'll blow your motherfukkin minds! 0
The sun and the moon, and even Mars / The Milky Way or fukkin shooting stars 0
I seen miracles all around me, stop and look around, it's all astoundin 0
Pure magic is, the birth of my kids; I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids 0
n I've seen eighty thousand people, all in one room, together as evil 0
Hot lava, snow, rain, and fog / long-necked giraffes with pet cats and dogs 0
Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling, n it fills the room from the floor to the ceiling 0


Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 April 2010 05:34 (fifteen years ago)

Hmm, should probably be "together as equal," not "together as evil."

Definitely rooting for the bizarre (Bizaar?) interjection of the pelican anecdote...I mean that's gold, even above "fukkin magnets." "He ran away!"

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 April 2010 05:35 (fifteen years ago)

all I need is a mira-poll

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 10 April 2010 05:37 (fifteen years ago)

all I need...is you

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 10 April 2010 05:37 (fifteen years ago)

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers lyin, & gettin me pissed

steev reich (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 10 April 2010 05:54 (fifteen years ago)

Music is all magic...you can't even HOLD it! It's just there in the air.

this is pretty fuckin otm, no irony

Lift Your Skinny Jeans Like Antennas to Heaven (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 10 April 2010 06:33 (fifteen years ago)

everything chillin underwater? Please!

c sharp major, Saturday, 10 April 2010 06:37 (fifteen years ago)

it's all about dude's facial expression after "it's just there in the air" that makes is so amazing.

ian, Saturday, 10 April 2010 06:54 (fifteen years ago)

the magnet and pelican lines are great but my favorite has to be the one in which, among all these references to natural phenomena, Shaggy 2 Dope mentions the pyramids.

Nick Minichino, Saturday, 10 April 2010 07:34 (fifteen years ago)

Fukkin rainbows, after it rains

yeah that's when they happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qFdbUEq5s

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Saturday, 10 April 2010 08:44 (fifteen years ago)

not voting pelican is straight-up challops imo

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Saturday, 10 April 2010 09:15 (fifteen years ago)

Went for "scientist." I recognize the greatness of pelican and fuckin' magnets, but I work in a science policy org where esteemed scientists meet every day and conspire to hoodwink Shaggy 2 Dope.

trained to identify threads and then kill or destroy them (kingkongvsgodzilla), Saturday, 10 April 2010 10:32 (fifteen years ago)

as much as I love magnets and pelicans and scientists, I think this revelation is just as stunning:

"Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy, and my little boy looks just like Daddy"

bakerstreetsaxsolo, Saturday, 10 April 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

#
DarkChocolatePope Of course your kids look like you
You fucking painted clown makeup on them 5 6 hours ago

max, Saturday, 10 April 2010 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

hahahaha

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 April 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

In the same vein as the pyramids, the shoutout to UFOs feels a little out of place. Are you a believer in weird, non-everyday, never-proven science fiction conspiracy myth?

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 April 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

the magnet and pelican lines are great but my favorite has to be the one in which, among all these references to natural phenomena, Shaggy 2 Dope mentions the pyramids.

― Nick Minichino, Saturday, April 10, 2010 3:34 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the pyramids are pretty amazing afaik

Lift Your Skinny Jeans Like Antennas to Heaven (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 10 April 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

"each and everywhere" is such a great malapropism

dunkin donuts / how do they work? (some dude), Saturday, 10 April 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

UFOs, a river flows, plant a little seed and nature grows

fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 April 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)

i can't remember the last time i heard anyone say "Frisco" IRL, feels like a decade or something

some dude, Saturday, 10 April 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

guys i just planted a seed and grew nature

President Keyes, Saturday, 10 April 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.daytonnursery.com/products/miracle%20gro.jpg

tylerw, Saturday, 10 April 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

Def. hoping for them to adopt "Are you a believer in Miracle-Gro" campaign.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 April 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)

man I was walking down the street today humming a tune and the "music is all magic, you can't even hold it, it's just there in the air" line came to mind...shaggy 2 dope otm

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Sunday, 11 April 2010 06:22 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe not the most lols, but for audacity:

The Dark Carnival is your invitation, to witness them without explanation

can I get a witness!?

bendy, Sunday, 11 April 2010 09:15 (fifteen years ago)

I saw someone refer to this as ICP's PM Dawn (ICPM Dawn?) phase.

joygoat, Sunday, 11 April 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

Waiting for ICP's MPP.

President Keyes, Sunday, 11 April 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

the pyramids are pretty amazing afaik

― Lift Your Skinny Jeans Like Antennas to Heaven (Whiney G. Weingarten)

agreed but they are also pretty explicable by non-scientists

Nick Minichino, Sunday, 11 April 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

They were built by ants AFAIK.

President Keyes, Sunday, 11 April 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

egyptiants

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Sunday, 11 April 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

I think the pelican line is great, of course, but "Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast, the wonders of the world, mysteries the most!" gets my vote because... ghosts? Also, there is a matching ghost in the video, which makes it even better. And then also, crows? Of all of the miraculous birds out there, he picked crows?

she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

I saw someone refer to this as ICP's PM Dawn (ICPM Dawn?) phase.

"We'd like to say 'whassup bitch' to God"

repugnant appearance, Irish background, not an animal (Jon Lewis), Monday, 12 April 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

I love how the importance of rhyming the line "fukkin' magnets, how do they work?" changes the classical element "earth" to "dirt". Beautiful.

Chooglin'alCarbon, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

"Magic's everywhere in this bitch"

after an entire song about how magnets, dirt and crows are fukkin amazing, he still can't find it in himself to refer to the world in any more complimentary way than as a bitch

bakerstreetsaxsolo, Monday, 12 April 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 30 April 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

GUYS! Overlooked in all the viking hubbub.

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Saturday, 1 May 2010 00:10 (fifteen years ago)

I'm pleased with how many options have their defenders though! That's a miracle in itself.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 1 May 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

Hot lava, snow, rain, and fog / long-necked giraffes with pet cats and dogs 0

Underrated imo.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Saturday, 1 May 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

It is pretty miraculous for a giraffe to have its own pets.

This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Saturday, 1 May 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

Awww, come on guys! I understand magnets and pelicans are brilliant miracles, but music is all magic! You can't even HOLD it!!

Fetchboy, Saturday, 1 May 2010 10:59 (fifteen years ago)

three years pass...

I still think of this, and regret my horrible thread title, every time I see the words "pelican" or "Frisco."

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:26 (twelve years ago)

three years pass...

xposted from the Led Zeppelin tribute thread:

Well, speaking of Linda Perry and covers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_wtzVvstfA

― how's life, Monday, March 13, 2017 2:33 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how's life, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:05 (eight years ago)

Whoa. Weird.

how's life, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:06 (eight years ago)


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