Best/Worst Dances, As Taught In Song

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Best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FTTFo6mcug

Obviously! The dance itself barely exists but within the first like four seconds you want to be on the dance floor... Chubby just works his ass off convincing you how much fun it must be to twist. I also think it's really sweet that he invokes his "little sis" as the main twist expert - makes it seems like a dance anybody would enjoy! Thumbs up.

Worst: I'll Never Suck...Satan's POLL! Pearl Jam's Vitalogy

I can't tell how invested everybody is in this (one guy seems to have just left off playing Solitaire on a Mac in order to play his part) but in any case the "Dinosaur" doesn't really come off as a killer move here. Very awkward, not a lot of opportunity to shake your stuff, and not physically involving enough to justify a "it's good silly fun" angle. I guess okay if everybody in the room simultaneously wants to showcase their goofy side...? Also, why do they "kill the dinosaur" at the end? That's a drag.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 19 April 2010 06:11 (fifteen years ago)

haha wrong cut and paste, should be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyef-BItce8

Doctor Casino, Monday, 19 April 2010 06:11 (fifteen years ago)

Everybody do, do the Vitalogy

The Holy Seefeel (latebloomer), Monday, 19 April 2010 08:27 (fifteen years ago)

Shake your tush so fancy free

The Holy Seefeel (latebloomer), Monday, 19 April 2010 08:28 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGxDS10VAbg

a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Monday, 19 April 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)

technically The Twist originated with Hank Ballard, and I wouldn't be surprised if he did a more 'dirty' version of it (I don't profess ta know!)

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVToZfaGCTw

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

Wow, the Freddie... it almost looks cool, I wonder if it had a better song if it would have caught on more.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

hope the potty dance guy cries every night

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

i don't want to live in a world where that guy is happy with himself

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

yea, shit when I was a kid we didn't have lame indie geeks to write us bowel evacuation anthems...we just learned on our own!

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

real talk

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

the freddie is hilar btw

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

classic, obv.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yarYjuN-m8I

women are a bunch of dudes (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt4XENAi74M

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

cha cha slide

andrew m., Tuesday, 20 April 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)


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