Today artist can spend all morning recording songs, post them on the internet after lunch and have thousands of people listening to their work by afternoon. In alot of ways this is a good thing, but in alot of ways it produces alot of crap. And the question of how do you decipher the quality from the crap is just as relevent today as it has ever been. The major record labels want to tell the consumer what is quality and what is not. They want to do the taste testing for you. But can they be trusted? Not really, I mean no one can be trusted, except for you. Only you know what you will like and what you wont. So it is up to you to do your own homework and find what you like. A lot of people are too lazy to do this, but alot are not.
― EdKranepool69, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)
no way is there 68 other ed kranepools
― hotel califor.nia (r1o natsume), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
But the others are nowhere near as eloquent.
― Duke, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
This is beautiful, but I have a real soft spot for tautologies.
― kissogram powers (Abbott), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
Are the glory holes of the major label over with???
― Mordy, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
Are the Glory Days of the Major Label ILX troll over with???
(Apparently not.)
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)
troll^^
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
http://img12.nnm.ru/c/4/f/9/9/76d1fb14a7ced165aee5b257245.jpg
― livestock crush (velko), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
Alot of people like this sort of thread, but alot do not.
― Duke, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
The answer is blogs.
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)
http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:haCwizOgTkcJ:blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Dblog.viewcustom%26friendId%3D66316956%26blogId%3D426783246%26swapped%3Dtrue+Why+is+Steve+Albini+so+full+of+shit%3F%3F%3F&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
― Mike Dixn, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
http://goldderby.latimes.com/awards_goldderby/images/2008/05/07/glory_days_broadway.jpg
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
Alot of people like this sort of thread, but alot do not.http://www.houdini.com/houdinigram/pictures/nv1-paul-daniels.jpg
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)
Today artist can spend all morning recording songs, post them on the internet after lunch and have thousands of people listening to their work by afternoon.
I wonder if this ever actually happens
― Matt #2, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
(and for any non-UKers, that's Paul Daniels, magician, not some kind of bizarre toupee wearing kung-fu snooker player)
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
who let PEW back in?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.myspace.com/memorytapes
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)
Not really, I mean no one can be trusted, except for you.
I find this thought rather terrifying!
― I Smell Xasthur Williams (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)
"no way is there 68 other ed kranepools"
lol xoxoxoxoxoxoox
― Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
are the glory days of random googlers over with???
― by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)
hes no random googler, its obviously Paul Edward Wagemann who has somehow got past the mods again.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
Today apes can spend all morning pooping in their hands, throwing that poop at the internet after lunch and have thousands of people smelling their poop by afternoon. In alot of ways this is a good thing, but in alot of ways it produces alot of crap. And the question of how do you decipher the quality from the crap is just as relevent today as it has ever been. The major feces labels want to tell the consumer what is quality and what is not. They want to do the taste testing for you. But can they be trusted? Not really, I mean no one can be trusted, except for you. Only you know what you will like and what you wont. So it is up to you to do your own homework and find what you like. A lot of people are too lazy to do this, but alot are not.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)
Being on a major label, you can make minimum wage if you sell over 1,000 CDs a month.
http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/2010/how-much-do-music-artists-earn-online/
― Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:45 (fifteen years ago)
― hotel califor.nia (r1o natsume)
― "excellent sound-of-a-generation indie" (ksh), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)
Unless you're Ryan Adams, it takes a lot longer to write, record, mix, and master a song. And unless you, or someone working on your behalf, has put in many hours of PR work, you'll be barely scraping into double digits of listeners.
― tonn nua (ecuador_with_a_c), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)
The major label was being declared dead in the 50s, in the late 70s and in the early 90s. I am sure it'll get over this too.
― Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)
The major label was being declared dead in the 50s,
Citation needed.
― longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)
most artists don't wake up til the afternoon anyway iirc
― casio cat (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)
"I think records were just a little bubble through time and those who made a living from them for a while were lucky. There is no reason why anyone should have made so much money from selling records except that everything was right for this period of time. I always knew it would run out sooner or later. It couldn't last, and now it's running out. I don't particularly care that it is and like the way things are going. The record age was just a blip. It was a bit like if you had a source of whale blubber in the 1840s and it could be used as fuel. Before gas came along, if you traded in whale blubber, you were the richest man on Earth. Then gas came along and you'd be stuck with your whale blubber. Sorry mate – history's moving along. Recorded music equals whale blubber. Eventually, something else will replace it."
Yours truly,
http://creativegames.org.uk/MA_CreativeTechnology/input_output/Pop/images/B_Eno75.jpg
― Now, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:10 (fifteen years ago)
who will be the japanese 'research whaling' of the major label age??
― Marissas now living will never her (haitch), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)
Are the Glory Days of KY Jelly over with???
― Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)
Eno otm
― Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.pr-squared.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/MrBurns.gif
Confederated Slaveholdings, Transatlantic Zeppelin, Amalgamated Spats, Congreve's Inflammable Powder, U.S. Hay and an up-and-coming Baltimore Opera Hat Company.
And Sony Music Group!
― I turn it up when I hear the banjo (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)
Most of the rock'n'roll innovators were on small indie labels, such as Chess, Sun etc.
― Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)
Yes, but no-one was declaring the end of the majors.
Elvis jumped to a major, he was but the first.
Many stuck to their indie roots, and ended up in the 'notpaid' category.
So little has changed, really.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)
that is not a citation for the claim you made, Geir
xpost
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, I don't think RCA exactly went broke signing Elvis.
― I turn it up when I hear the banjo (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
everybody remain aware though that this is Geir's favorite kind of hijack: make a claim he knows isn't true, then stick to it while people get frustrated at his feigned inability to hear them
― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
Eno so very OTM
― the first circus ringleader in space (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)
Eno's surprisingly OTM for someone in his position
― iatee, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)
http://onlinepastrychef.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/little-engine-that-could.jpg
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)
Record labels put out one BILLION records in 1994. Their yearly totals nowadays are half of that. Adjusting for the worldwide population growth, the average Earthling is buying way less albums than they were 15 years ago. Also consider the rise of the Indie labels industry. Which has also taken a bite out of the Major labels pie.
― EdKranepool69, Monday, 26 April 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)
― hotel califor.nia (r1o natsume), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 4:10 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^Where is Morbs to get incensed at this?
― jaymc, Monday, 26 April 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
http://image.xyface.com/image/t/movie-the-earthling/the-earthling-145993.jpg
― dispariiiijjjj 'white ppl' (velko), Monday, 26 April 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)
Delicious Major Labels Pie.fun stat from the NYT: there were 38,000 audio cassettes sole last year.
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 26 April 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)
that william holden could really act, I tells ya!
― EdKranepool69, Monday, 26 April 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)
― hotel califor.nia (r1o natsume), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 5:10 PM bookmarkflaglink
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 20:02 (two years ago)
Pretty sure there is only one other Ed Kranepool (theEd Kranepool) and this guy just added his birth year (not sure what other significance that number would have.)
If there are, in fact, 69 Ed Kranepools, then it's time for an Ed KranePOLL.
― henry s, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 20:06 (two years ago)
really...not sure what other significance
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 20:06 (two years ago)
where did Abbott go, Abbott ruled
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 20:26 (two years ago)
left after the de@thdr0ne debacle, iirc
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 20:33 (two years ago)
(and agreed)
Abbott doing very well indeed! Posted yesterday about turning 40 and enjoying it.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 20:39 (two years ago)
(Not here posted, but elsewhere.)
<3
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 20:40 (two years ago)