Heidi Montag has a new album!

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Have you heard it? Well, it's not THAT new. Basically, this is my excuse to start a thread for Heidi. But I actually really like the song "Blackout" and "More is More" sounded pretty good too

Also the Gaga-penned "Fashion" is very cute, but it's not on this, i don't think

la senora (surm), Friday, 23 April 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

i have heard this

plax (ico), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

If I ever hear this, I will be an incredibly sad man.

HI DERE, Friday, 23 April 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

i lold when i saw that the runners had a track on this -- too bad storch has "turned his life around" \(o_O)/

yo gotti or notti (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

it should be called Superfacial: Severely Altered by a Number of Plastic Surgeries

yo gotti or notti (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

I don't have enough time to get to all of the work done by artists I like and respect, let alone stuff by graceless no-talent famemongers addicted to plastic surgery and vacuousness.

HI DERE, Friday, 23 April 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

sold 658 copies in its first week of release

yo gotti or notti (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

seriously cathy dennis wrote 3 songs on this?

yo gotti or notti (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

lol also taylor momsen??

yo gotti or notti (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

I am certain they were paid handsomely for their contributions.

HI DERE, Friday, 23 April 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

i really wish heidi was my friend

la senora (surm), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

we would have such a good time!

la senora (surm), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

until her husband peeled back his human skin and ate you with his lizard teeth

HI DERE, Friday, 23 April 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

ok point taken

la senora (surm), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

she used to look a bit like chloe sevigny b4 she hacked her face to shit

plax (ico), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

this album is so horribly compressed autotune etc but not in any sort of aesthetic way just a floundering attempt to fill in the gaps of talent w/ some studio tricks and it sounds like shit

plax (ico), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

i totally imagined it differently!

yo gotti or notti (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)

what she did to her face is pretty sad -- she used to be genuinely pretty

yo gotti or notti (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)

i'm sticking to my guns re: "Blackout." this song kicks ass!

la senora (surm), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

graceless no-talent famemongers addicted to plastic surgery and vacuousness.

Dan, let's not poke fun at Robert Smith, he can't help himself.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

lemme squeeze them tittiez

kelpolaris, Friday, 23 April 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

omg they're huge now, i rly didn't know

la senora (surm), Friday, 23 April 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/nastyassheidi.jpg

la senora (surm), Saturday, 24 April 2010 10:06 (fifteen years ago)

that smile

la senora (surm), Saturday, 24 April 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

That pictures shouldn't be called nastyassheidi.jpg, it makes no sense.

kissogram powers (Abbott), Saturday, 24 April 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)

she looks like she's on some valium

la senora (surm), Saturday, 24 April 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

i really wish heidi was my friend

― la senora (surm)

what would you call her?

velko, Saturday, 24 April 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

heidikins

i really like "no more"

la senora (surm), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

I know nothing about her except her Funny or Die video and what I've read on this thread. But the video was funny enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_38Mh9NC-g

dad a, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

need to see that

BLACKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!

la senora (surm), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNIZvKf_nSI

la senora (surm), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

nine months pass...

" fashion " is still fun

i like lucy (surm), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

it's the one thing she did better than lady gaga

prolego, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

i think my favorite line is

" I'm so fierce that it's so nuts "

i like lucy (surm), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

^^^

i like lucy (surm), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 14:28 (fifteen years ago)

lemme squeeze them tittiez

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omg they're huge now, i rly didn't know

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Whiney G. Wudangquan (some dude), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

i hear she's upset about her scars

i like lucy (surm), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

it should be called Superfacial: Severely Altered by a Number of Plastic Surgeries

― yo gotti or notti (J0rdan S.), Friday, April 23, 2010 3:03 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark

what is this even a pun on?

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 16 February 2011 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

i think my favorite line is

" I'm so fierce that it's so nuts "

― i like lucy (surm), Tuesday, February 15, 2011 2:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

lolling at this btw

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 16 February 2011 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

i guess ke$ha filled any sort of niche that might've existed in pop music for heidi montag

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 16 February 2011 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

good point, although i think maybe the difference is that ke$ha wants us to believe she's as fucked up as heidi wants us to believe she isn't

Whiney G. Wudangquan (some dude), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

if only heidi hade made it big instead of kesha i would be a very happy man

i like lucy (surm), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

yeah good point dude

i like lucy (surm), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

ha, thx guyz

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

well i actually meant ship's point was good but your point was good too and it was the initial point so that's good

i like lucy (surm), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

it's all good

Whiney G. Wudangquan (some dude), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

glad heidi could bring us all together this morning

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

poor heidi :(

tbch, i only see piranhas (tpp), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:24 (fifteen years ago)


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