Holst's THE PLANETS suite: the poll

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I tried to convince some metal ppls that MARS invented the genre but they weren't falling for it.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Jupiter, the Bringer of Jollity 12
Mars, the Bringer of War 11
Neptune, the Mystic 9
Saturn, the Bringer of Old Age 1
Venus, the Bringer of Peace 0
Mercury, the Winged Messenger 0
Uranus, the Magician 0


Walter Melon (Abbott), Sunday, 25 April 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

"The Bringer of Jollity" is my favorite subtitle for anything, and it is also the one I voted for.

Walter Melon (Abbott), Sunday, 25 April 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

Thanks a bunch, Saturn.

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Sunday, 25 April 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Very tough. My instinct goes for Mars (which, you are right, did invent metal), but Jupiter has brought me too much jollity. Gotta go with the ole king god!

Captain Ahab, Sunday, 25 April 2010 23:42 (fifteen years ago)

MARS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daf_7-edy8o

Walter Melon (Abbott), Sunday, 25 April 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

When I'm in the mood for drama, Mars is the answer, but there are times when parts of Jupiter just make me want to stand up and wave my arms around with emotion. Really torn here.

Which version does everyone like best BTW? I'm partial to the Andrew Davis/Toronto Symphony version myself, but a lot of people swear by Dutoit..

Sean Carruthers, Monday, 26 April 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.snowrecords.com/lp/5/40574.jpg

I DIED, Monday, 26 April 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

Yes! I was so stoked when I first got that album – it all sounded like the theme to "Jack Horkheimer: Star Gazer." Later I discovered Tomita did do that song, but on his "Snowflakes are Dancing" album...it was Debussy's "Arabesque No. 1."

Walter Melon (Abbott), Monday, 26 April 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdvs5nsQT2U&feature=related

Walter Melon (Abbott), Monday, 26 April 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

I never imitate any celebrity as frequently as I imitate Jack Horkheimer.

Walter Melon (Abbott), Monday, 26 April 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

Neptune! It invented, um, the fadeout. And 2001: A Space Odyssey. And ambient music in general. And every album that ends with the quiet song.

The rest of The Planets reminds me too much of the Star Wars themes John Williams ripped off from it.

The Amy Misto Family Knife (Plasmon), Monday, 26 April 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

Mars

billstevejim, Monday, 26 April 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)

NEPTUNE IS SRSLY SO FUKKEN RAD ALL CRANE SHOTS AND SWEEPING PANS AND MAGICAL ANTICIPATION

where display names die, unrecognized (Lamp), Monday, 26 April 2010 05:19 (fifteen years ago)

C'mon, you know it's "Mars" - even if it didn't invent metal, it sure's hell invented King Crimson and Led Zep's "Friends".

I've currently got the Adrian Leaper and Tomita versions.

extremely low expectations (which, yes, were "met"). (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 26 April 2010 05:34 (fifteen years ago)

I can't resist Uranus.

Olivier Messiaen Control (Paul in Santa Cruz), Monday, 26 April 2010 09:20 (fifteen years ago)

Jupiter reminds me way too much of English public schools. Going for Mars.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 April 2010 11:44 (fifteen years ago)

Mercury is totally underrated though.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 April 2010 11:44 (fifteen years ago)

Jupiter reminds me way too much of English public schools.

This statement is strangely amusing to me. Why does it remind you of public schools?

Walter Melon (Abbott), Monday, 26 April 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

Do public schools bring you Jollity?

Walter Melon (Abbott), Monday, 26 April 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

listening to them all again now: neptune does sound like soft snow falling on village rooftops with buttery light spilling out of narrow windows but all of these joints sound like movies 2 me tbh

where display names die, unrecognized (Lamp), Monday, 26 April 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

cool poll, voted jupes

love the tomita versions but I kinda want to get this:

http://i44.tinypic.com/2nbt7j9.jpg

kind of loam but mostly sand (los blue jeans), Monday, 26 April 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

Neptune, I had a real nice recording of it on reel-to-reel years ago that I used to listen to when i went to bed. V v cosmic.

dead flower :( (Pashmina), Monday, 26 April 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

One thing about Neptune that blew my mind when I first learned it is that the choir at the end isn't gradually faded out ala pop songs (or at least isn't supposed to be), but just gradually gets quieter and quieter without the aid of a mixboard. At the time, the idea of that level of discipline was stunning....now I'm a bit more jaded but still find it fairly impressive.

Sean Carruthers, Monday, 26 April 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

this is an amazing thread. especially the horkheimer reference. love that guy.

i had to vote 'jupiter' because my high school marching band performed a version of that movement. wool uniforms and plastic hats in houston heat and humidity is a fond memory...

sknybrg, Monday, 26 April 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

the choir at the end isn't gradually faded out ala pop songs (or at least isn't supposed to be), but just gradually gets quieter and quieter without the aid of a mixboard

It's not that the chorus starts singing more quietly, it's that they are (by Holst's instructions) "placed in an adjoining room, the door of which is to be left open until the last bar of the piece, when it is to be slowly and silently closed", as the last bar (the voices only) is "repeated until the sound is lost in the distance".

How cool is that! The rock star equivalent of finishing the last song with a feedback/noise solo, leaning the guitar up against the amp, and walking offstage leaving the feedback looping endlessly until management cuts the power, or the heat death of the universe (whichever comes first).

The Amy Misto Family Knife (Plasmon), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

I went for Jupiter because of the bit about 2 minutes in that gives me mind orgasms, but then I heard the 'I vow to thee, my country' bit (all too redolent of the public school stuff and hideous beer adverts) but I don't regret it. Also, from reading the Wikipedia article I learnt that the fade out in Neptune was originally achieved by having the choir in a seperate room and very slowly closing the door. ( AAAAGH xpost)

Jamer, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

I stand corrected - but yes, that's still pretty cool.

Sean Carruthers, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 17 May 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

It has to be Mars.

The Planets is funny... it is like Holst invented the LP record by accident forty years early.

The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, and Beethoven invented the CD with his 9th (there is some evidence the capacity of CD was gauged to be able to fit B9 on one disc).

Voted Neptune.

Felix Frankfurter, Man Of Justice (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

Years ago I tried to convince YOB to cover Mars. I still wish they would.

Neptune is pretty fucking sweet too.

Nate Carson, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

As much as I like King Crimson's arrangement of Mars, the psych song 'Listen To The Sky' (can't remember the band name, but it's on the Nuggets II box set) is even better.

Felix Frankfurter, Man Of Justice (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

Oh no, I've only just seen this poll and don't have time to check it out. I imagine 'Mars' like 'Pump Up The Volume' obv, but going to go with Neptune based mostly on the wonderful write-ups (and because someone once did a little 'Pluto' across the fadeout too iirc - wonder if that got mixed down now it's not a planet no more?)

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, Colin Matthews was the dude who added the Pluto movement around ten years or so ago. Found that kind of annoying tbh.

Felix Frankfurter, Man Of Justice (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

Obviously Mars.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Nobody contemplated Uranus?

Gerald McBoing-Boing, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

Not a power-pop rendition of Holst's piece, but essential just the same:

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/1130/93/n87837894105_227.jpg

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:45 (fifteen years ago)

this is all the rage at the moment
http://soundcloud.com/dammantle/the-bringer-of-jollity
(for some value of rage)

koogs, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:58 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

how the fuck did Jupiter win this?

the Dorothy Squires of mean-spirited moaning and cynicism (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)

Would have so voted for Venus if I'd seen this.

corey, Thursday, 8 September 2011 12:39 (fourteen years ago)

been listening to this a fair bit this week. Venus or Neptune i think but Jupiter is the straightest piece of the bunch, not that there's anything wrong with that as such but c'mon TRANSCENDENCE TRANSCENDENCE

the Dorothy Squires of mean-spirited moaning and cynicism (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2011 13:02 (fourteen years ago)

Clearly Mars. Clearly. It's the most famous because it's the best.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Thursday, 8 September 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

Mars sees results, proclaims "FRAUD AT POLLS!", declares war

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 8 September 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

dun dun da-da-da-dun dun dun-dun dun

corey, Friday, 9 September 2011 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

looks like NV hates jollity

Abbott, Friday, 9 September 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

it took this poll for you to work that out ???

the Paul Squires of mean-spirited moaning and cynicism (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 September 2011 06:56 (fourteen years ago)

fucking high school marching band.. i wish i had better memories of this music

billstevejim, Friday, 9 September 2011 06:57 (fourteen years ago)

Matt pointed out up there as well that in the UK some of the passages in "Jupiter" connote a kind of "Rule Britannia this sceptred isle" shite which I'm sure Holst never meant to happen but whoops too late thanks advertisers/party political broadcasters/whatever

the Paul Squires of mean-spirited moaning and cynicism (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 September 2011 07:02 (fourteen years ago)

neptune really is some legend of zelda shit but i love it

fart nosie (Lamp), Friday, 9 September 2011 07:06 (fourteen years ago)

a lot of what seems cliche about The Planets now is because Holst's been continuously ripped off by film/game composers but he invented this shit so

the Paul Squires of mean-spirited moaning and cynicism (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 September 2011 07:17 (fourteen years ago)

also it's important to note how much The Planets is influenced by Schoenberg's 5 pieces for orch., esp. in the orchestration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXdJfabr-6I

corey, Friday, 9 September 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

nine months pass...

EMI's new almost-complete-works box set is way cheap at Arkiv this weekend (20 bux for 6 CDs). I can vouch for about half the performances in it; the rest I haven't heard.

http://www.arkivmusic.com/albumpage/759173-E988-5

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Friday, 22 June 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

+1 Neptune, +1 Tomita

3×5, Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

Would've voted for Neptune.

old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

Would've voted for Mars, natch!

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)


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